Ruben

Ellis's comment still sticks in my craw... another of my friends once wrote a song about something like that. Vote: Ellis

My apologies everyone, I was re-reading a pamplet my old college roommate wrote, called "Why the Fuck Did the Power Go Out?", and it was so long that all my candles burnt down. Except for one, which I accidentally burped on and extinguished. Shouldn't have drunk so much mead I'll drink to that! Didn't look like accusations to me, it seemed more like inter-village-dragon wubby wub. I agree with Josie, the cellar wench, that you seem hasty to come to accusations. In the spirit of pamphlets, Emile Zola you are not! I mean, OK that's something you can do, but there's nothing really to make me think you're town, and I don't think being "super nice" is a reason no to wonder about all these cute dragon babies and the rest of us. Yeah, it was pretty fast This is just the first day, so all we have is suspicion. Would you anger at those voting for Ellis or for me for the same reason? Now this I can agree with

This situation is certainly unsettling. It's not what was used to, living in a different town as a young boy. I hope it doesn't make me regret moving to Grasmere. I miss my old friends, especially the one who studied Criminology and DNA testing... something like that would help us in this situation. But at least I have new fwends amongst the little dragons... Any suggestions for pairing wine with brisket? All I've got on hand is a lukewarm bottle of moscato and I'd really prefer something more refined... Perhaps you can dig something out of your cellars...

Ima, baby dragon At college I should have studied Dragonology instead of philosophy, so as to better understand our fellow denizens of... what's this place called again? Instead, I shall remain stoic in the face of the Raider aggression and sup on a glass of prosecco, DOP of course.

*sigh* not looking forward to having to deal with these Raiders... I miss the good old days, when I was a kid and could "uwu" and "omae wa mou shindeiru" with joy... Josie, if you're offering, I'll take a bottle... or three. And if there are any twinkets going around...