Omrom

Aw, nuts! This day thwead couldn't have gone up with wowse fwiggin' timing. ROAWR! Fwiggin' heww! Josie kiwwed my bwothews Towgam and Covam. What do you have against dwagon babies, you muwdewing bitch? I towd you was night I wiked you but I wied. I don't wike you at aww. The waidews ow the vigiwante has kiwwed ouw sistew Wiwwy. Why? She wasn't even pwaying. At weast Wuwwy is stiww here. Wuwwy, what do you think we should do? Why do we wive in the Fwintstones house? Mommy doesn't even fit in thewe. How do we get you out of thewe, mommy? How did you even get in? Can I eat those chickens, pwease?

Thank you, my woving sistew. I'm sowwy I accused you of being neutwal when Josie was tewwing us aww awong that she was. I wish I would've done that eawwier! I'm afwaid we onwy have a few minutes weft to twy and save you and I'm not tewwibwy convinced that you awewn't a waidew, but if you'we a townie I'm so so sowwy. I wove you, deaw sistew! I wove you!

Dwagon bawws, I'm gona get fwiggin' muwdewed fow this but wook at Josie's post here, peopwe. It acwosticawwy spewws "NEUTWAL!" Josie, why did you speww out "Neutwal" in an acwostic? Unvote: Ima Vote: Josie Is anybody else awound to take out this neutwal? Bwock Josie, pwease, bwocker!

Roarw! Tee-hee. I'm getting good at it. Vote: Ima I was attempting to be chawitabwe if Ima is Town, but she doesn't seem to cawe to talk any mowe, or vote. Good night, evewyone. Hewe's a poem my deaw bwothew, who is awso possibwy a waidew ow sewiaw kiwwew, would've woved: And death shaww have no dominion, No mowe may guwws cwy at theiw ears, or waves bweak woud on the seashowes. Whewe bwew a fwowew may a fwowew no mowe, wift its head to the bwows of the wain. Though they be mad and dead as nails, heads of the chawactews hammew thwough daisies. Bweak in the sun tiww the sun bweaks down, and death shaww have no dominion. You may weave me gowd twinkets for tips for my pewfowmance.

Nobody cawes that I has woaw now? Do you need to heaw mowe to be impwessed? rwoaw. rwarw. roaw. rrawr. I wove to do it! It makes me so happy. I wiww woaw away aww of these waidews and sewiaw kiwwews. rwoaw! Teehee, that was a good one. I have feewings too. I feew wike woawing! Rwarw! Ewwis, you don't contwibute much. You just wepowt, kinda. Just today, you've noted that we didn't see any bodies. Then you said you didn't feew at ease about thew being cannibaws. Why would cannibaws make anyone feew at ease? Now you say you think we'we being pwayed. Thank you fow shawing youw feewings. I feew youw posts wack substance. Ima! You'we my sistew and I wove you, but youw behaviow is concewning. It's not just the joke you made yestewday. Would you feew bettew if I unvoted you? Unvote: Ima I feew wike a manic votew today. Ima, what sowt of pwoof awe you waiting fow? It's too eawwy fow definitive pwoof. And King Dawkdwagon has made it waw that we vote to wynch somebody. So, we have to put ouw heads togethew. Like Ewwis, I feew wike youw posts awe wacking. I suggested you as the sewiaw kiwwew, that is hard to say, sewiaw kiwwew because your posts seem vewy neutwal. Wike you'we not intewested in anawyzing the behaviows of othews. Yes, youw joke was siwwy but you haven't said anything ewse to make us bewieve you awe intewested in the hunt. You awe my big sistew and you taught me how to hunt wabbits and I don't want to wwap a wope awound youw nexk and stwangwe the wife out of you. But, we awe in big twoubwe if we don't find these waidews. Teww us what you get fwom evewything that's happened so faw, pwease.

I fowgive you, Josie! Even though you didn't offew an apowogy bewwy wub ow a gowd twinket, which I stiww think you should. Oh, sowwy big bwothew. I misundewstood youw intentions. I wead a book about sowdiers whewe a bad sowdier twied to get evewyone to ignowe that someone was pwotected on a night when 3 peopwe wewe blocked and focus on those 3 instead and it tuwned out aww 3 peopwe wewe town. It makes me suspicious when anybody tewws me to assume anything. But, wooking past that, I do agwee that it is smawt to assume the wowst case scenawio and be evew vigiwant. I wiww kiww any mouse that scawes you, Mawtin! I wiww awso kiww scawy chickens and wabbits. Yum! Awe you ascawed of mawshmawwows? I will kill aww the mawshmawwows for you! I think we awe viewing the game diffewently. Maybe I wead the Donnew Pawty chaptew of that book too cwosewy instead of wooking at this game's wuwes. The Donnew Pawty setup, the town must ewiminate aww thweats. But, you'we wight in thinking that we don't have to in this case: My intewpwetation of this wuwe is that you awe cowwect. It wooks wike the sewiaw killew would be abwe to win with eithew side and that they have theiw own win condition. Howevew, the sewiaw kiwwew wants to kiww us and is keeping the bodies in a wawdew. Whatevew theiw win condition is, I think it's smawt to think that thewe awe 3 anti-Town. Unwess the sewiaw kiwwew wants to cowwect me? Not cowwect wike put me in theiw wawder, cowwect wike tell me I'm wwong. Why awe those wowds homonyms? They mean something compwetewy diffewent. Do you want to wowk with us to find waidews, sewiaw kiwwew? Mawtin, I think I was wooking to cwosewy at what you said, just wike I did with Towgam. Unvote: Mawtin I am stiww concewned with Ewwis too, but I think Ima is a good wynch fow today. I think she is mowe wikewy the sewiaw kiwwew than a waidew, but I think we need to get wid of this sewiaw killew too. Vote: Ima And I can pwotect you big sistew! I have been pwacticing my woaw. I think it sounds weawwy good. I have to wemembew what mommy and daddy teww us, use youw deep bewwy embews. Weady? Hewe goes. Rwwoooowww rrrwwwooowo roaw. I did it! Did I? I did, wight? I woawed! It was just a wittwe one but I stiww woawed! Did you heaw it? Ima, Fazit, Wuwwy, Covam...oh, wight ...Towgam! Did you heaw it? Did you did you did you did you did you did you? Did you heaw my woaw?!

What awe you wooking fow a pattewn fow? Nadia, Covam and Wuben to have something in common? Why? What happened to the chawt? Do you have any anawysis to shawe? Josie, I suggest you stop dwinking wine. I don't think it's good fow peopwe suffering sevewe cwaniaw twauma, which seems to be the case with you. If this was the wowk of a janitow, why would the wules say that we leawn the awignment of the wynched pwayer and not those who awe kiwwed in the night? You cweawwy don't feew pwessuwe when being diwectly accused of being a sewial killew. Awe you pwanning on ever saying anything usefuw? OK, but you wewe suggesting that aww kiwws wewe stwategic to not teww us anything through voting pattewn, yet Wuben voted for Ewwis. If you thought peopwe would choose between Ima and Ewwis, isn't Wuben's vote fow Ewwis something to considew? Awe you twying to steew us away fwom thinking about it? The vigiwante wouldn't have any weason to base theiw kiww on denying us any voting pattewn to analyze. You awe my big bwothew and I wove you but you awe pinging me. As Josie pointed out, youw position on the Ima wagon is pewhaps the scummiest and you awe twying to steew us away fwom thinking that any waidews wewe kiwwed wast night. I don't wike that. A mouse? Watch me be fewocious. rwwwwwarwww rwwrooowwww. CHOMP! Omwomwomwomw. Yummy mouse. Why awe you onwy considewing Ima as the pewson who would've been wynched? Ewwis was just as cwose to getting wynched and I stiww find him suspicious. If we had wynched someone we might know mowe wight now and might've hit a cannibaw and known mowe awignments too. Twying to steew us away fwom wynching is suspicious. And how can you caww the vigiwante foowish without knowing the awignment of any of the dead? Onwy a waidew would know fow suwe if a waidew wasn't kiwwed wast night. Suggesting that the numbew of waidews is too low awso pings me because the numbew of non-town is the same watio as biggew games. I was going to vote fow Towgam ow Ima but wooking mowe cwosewy at what you've said I think you should expwain youwsewf. Vote: Mawtin I would switch to Ima if necessawy as I think hew behaviow is vewy sewial-kiwwew-ey. We should considew the vigiwante might be compuwsive befowe we go judging them. If we awe in the exact Donnew Pawty setup, we have a vigiwante who knows the awignment of theiw kiww tawget and an investigatow that was hopefuwwy successfuw wast night. Hoping neithew one of them was tawgeted by a waidew ow the sewial cannibaw, the town may have some good infowmation awweady. We have to twust them to find a way to get it to evewyone..

He sounded mowe wike Dywan Thomas to me. Whewe did I say I found Wuwwy's post suspicious? I think I am vewy, Ooh a mawshmawwow! Omwomwomwomwomw, eesh-ey to una-shtand. Hah di oo geg dish impwesshun?

Um, Whewe? I don't think he spoke much mowe than 2 or 3 sentences at a time yestewday. Wight, wight. This is aww vewy new and confusing. If 2 cannibaws tawget each othew, and they'we not tawgeted by the thiwd cannibaw, then the town leawns the alignment of theiw tawgets. If a cannibaw tawgeted anothew cannibaw wast night, they would've just added theiw tawget's tawget to theiw wawdew. You need a degwee in wocket science to figuwe this out. Towgam, what awe you talking about? You think the vigiwante would twy to confuse us this way? And awe you suggesting that the pewson who tawgeted Nadia awso knew Wuben would be dead? Nadia also expwessed dispweasuwe with Wuwwy's wesponse to Ewwis.

Whiwe it wooks wike we'we deawing with 3 Cannibaws, we shouldn't assume anything ewse about the setup based on Donnew Pawty. Judging by the wesults from wast night, none of the 3 cannibaws tawgeted anothew cannibaw or we'd have seen the awignment of theiw target. Knowing that one of the cannibaws is neutwaw, I would say that one of us behaved in a vewy neutwaw mannew yestewday: Ima. She didn't even vote so I bewieve she wiww have a penawty vote today. Covam was kiwwed and didn't vote eithew, though he did say Ima was weiwd. His wow activity made him a good sewial kiwwew tawget as he was unwikewy to be watched ow pwotected. I am incwedibwy clevew, tee-hee! Thank you fow noticing. Why do you caww Covam the fiwst most witewate? Yes, pwease. I wiww have a mawshmawwow. *Omwomwomwom* Wut-wo! Shtickuh mawshawwowsh mek muh veeey haww to unnewshtansh.

This is howwifying and howwible! Ouw bwothew is missing!? No more Miss Nadia with hew bewwy wubs? Also, Wuben. This is most pecuwiaw! I have done a lot of weading lately of a book called Mafiawiki and I wemember finding a numbew of odd woles about weveawing awignment. I wiww wook ovew it again and get back to evewyone...but I don't weed so weww yet, so it may take me a whiwe. You awe so weiwd, Ewwis. Finding the awignment of missing pwayers was not awweady business? Yes, I wiww join you in specuwating. That wuwe typicawwy weads "the awignment of wynched pwayers as weww as those who wewe kiwwed in the night" and this wuwe specificawwy says wynched pwayers onwy. I think the memowies I'm having of these weiwd awignment-hiding woles wiww hewp. And if the Waidews have a wole that hides the awignment of muwdewed pwayers, I would hope that the Townie Awwiance has a wowe to countew it, somehow. Hewe it is: Donnew Pawty

Whoa, whoa, that is a pwetty fast bandwagon on Ima, who has not even been awound to defend hewsewf. The speed with which this bandwagon has gotten wolling makes me newvous. Yes, what she did was weiwd, but what if she has some weason fow it ow made a mistake? I awso find this distuwbing: Weawwy? Nadia, you may give the bestest bewwy wubs, but I don't agwee that Ewwiss's wesponse has been okay. It's pwetty easy to figuwe out, she mentioned aww the peopwe she was having fun with. You can diwectly connect each pewson on hew list as someone who was being fun with bewwy wubs and mawshmawwows. You've hawshed my mewwow, Ewwis. You said Wuwwy was accusing us, then you backed down a bit and said you wewe just wondewing why she wisted those specific peopwe. Then, you jumped on the Ima bandwagon. I don't wike it. Vote: Ewwis Vewy twue, Towgam! And I know you awe vewy good at pwotecting us! Now I am a fewocious dwagon too, just like you! I wiww be just as big and stwong and feawsome as you, some day! Wove you, big bwothew! Wove you, Wuwwy! And ouw othew bwothers and sistews, even weiwd Ima. It may have taken me 12 mowe houws to get out of my egg than any of you, but I did get out! I wiww keep wunning and woawing and being as fewocious as I possibly can be untiw I'm a supew big stwong dwagon wike you and Wuwwy! Some day! Some day...

I'm not suwe this counts aftew the fact. Why did you accuse Wuwwy of accusing people when she wasn't accusing anyone? And yes, since you awe offewing, I wiww take a bewwy wub, pwease. Yes, you awe the most feawsome woawew and Wuwwy is the most bwave and clevew. I am the most wuntewfuw. At least that's what I assume daddy means when he cawws me the wunt. I agwee with you that Ewwis is suspicious but wiww howd off on voting untiw thewe is some mowe activity...and bewwy wubs. Ima, I don't think you undewstand the point of making someone squiwm by voting fow them. You have to vote fow someone besides youwsewf. Unwess you wanted to see youwsewf squiwm?

It's a wule that we must vote in evewy day thwead. This wiww be vewy wandom today, I think. Josie, I think someone nefawious has dosed youw wine with hawwucinogens.

Don't you talk to my sistew wike that! I feew wike you just jumped on the fiwst pewson to say anything and youw statement isn't even accuwate. Wuwwy wasn't accusing anyone of anything! *sniff, sniff* You smeww suspicious.

Tee-hee! Yes, I am a fewocious dwagon! Rwwwr! Tee-hee! Wahahahahaahahaa! That tickwes. I wove bewwy wubs! But Wuwwy is the most fewocious one of aww of us. She is the owdest by twenty minutes! She got wight out of hew sheww, wike it was nothing! I'm going to be as tough and fast and fewocious as my big sistew some day! @Wuwwy can I has some mawshmawwows pwease? I do wove them. Faiw wawning, they make me talk funny. @Wuwwy Why can't I tag Wuwwy? @Wuwwy @WUWWY What the heww?

What? No, we awe not adowable! We awe vewy scawy and extwemewy fewocious! We nevew eat peopwe but fow these waidews we wiww make an exception. We will wip out theiw jugulaws and bathe ouwselves in theiw bwood. Oh me me me! Pwease, can I have a bewwy wub, Nadia? I wove bewwy wubs the best! Be caweful of that one spot that makes me kick my weg invowuntawiwy. I would not want to kick you with my fewocious dwagon cwaws.

Oh no! These waiders are committing diabowical acts of tweachewy. Good thing I’m a big scawy dwagon. Watch me scare them off with my fewocious woaw. wrrwwwwwrowwww. wrrrrrwwwwrrrrrwww! Ha! Any waidews weft now?

Evewy time you say you wiww onwy bite us a wittwe, you awways bite us a big. I wiww not wace you. I wiww sip wine with Josie.

Wight Wuwwy! We suwe wiww!

Evewyone knows that Wuwwy is the fastest wunnew. Someday we wiww aww be abwe to fwy and Wuwwy wiww be the fastest fwyew.

Hewwo. I am Omwom. I'm a baby dwagon. I'm named after the sound I make while I'm eating. Ewwis, do you have any gowd twinkets? Gowd twinkets are my favowite. I wike to hoawde them. I'm going to go pwatice my woaw now. Waaaarwwwr. Waaarwaaarwarwwww!!