Omrom

Oh! Oh! Oh! Tan baby dwagons pway??? Pweeeeeeeeeease!

Eh? We weawwy dotta det out of hewe!

Is pudgy not a compwiment fow cows? I fought it wudz. Soooooowwwwwwy! I fink you awe beautifow! Eviw but beautifow! Uncow Fazit kiwwed my namesake, yes I know, but I fink he wudz pwaying at da watew, not muwdewed by a knife-wiewding watew cow. Maybe I wemembew it wwong. Hey! Do we have Covimgamuwwy on dis ship? @Wuwwy damn it @Wuwwy @Wuwwy @Wuwwy Fwiggin' heww. WUWWY! We have to be extwa fewocious now if we'we to make it off dis ship awive! Whewe did Covam go? Why can't we find Towgam? We have to bandeded togeddewwwz now!

I fink we awe in dangew. Best to come up wif an edscape pwan but wets make suwe da pudgy cow dudn't heaw us.

Wuwwy! My big stwong sistew! I wub you! I've missed you! I'm so happy you'we hewe. We might not see any mowe evidence that you'we on da ship cudz you cost twewve dowwaws. But it's no nice to be talking to you! I feew wess awone now! And safe! You wiww pwotect me! I know you wiww!

Covam! You'we awive!!! Whewe have you been hiding? You wowwied me so much! I wub you bwuddew! I couldn't bawe it if anyfing did happened to you!!

It's so quiet! Whewe did evewybuddy go to?

Oh doodness! What a bwoodbaf!! I don't fink fings wook good fow me! Hewe awe da new Actions fwom da Twicktew: Scum kiww is compuwsive Compuwsive Vigiwante Hidden Bomb (any Action twiggews dis) Hidden PGO (dis is twiggewed by a kiww onwy) Hidden Sweepwawkow Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup Sowwies about aww da poop! We've been on dis ship fow five days now eating nuffing but mawshmawwows!

Weww, of couwse dey did, but wike I awweady saided, deiw kiww dat night was a anawchitz.

I'm back! Hewe awe today's wowes! Scum gets deiw factionaw kiww Scum gets a Bwockew Vigiwante * Investigatow * Framew / Taiwow * Jaiwkeepew Hunstman Watchew Trackew Ghouw Commutew Motion Detectow Baby Dwagon Bewwy Wub Baby Dwagon Mashmawwow Pawty

I wiww get da new wowes up in da next coupwe of houws!

Hooway! Fank you, miss pwetty cow wady! Fank you!

Mawshmawwows? Oh, I know my big bwuddew is vewy stwong and fiewce. I can be too, dough. Maybe I can hewp you woast dem?

Oooooh, we should teww spooky ghost stowies! I know of one whewe an eviw dwunk wady kiwwed a bunch of baby dwagons and ate dem!!

Oh, fank you! Finawwy, somebody gived me a mawshmawwow! Fank you! Fank you! Fank you! I have a vewy impowtant announcement fow evewyone, Omwomwomwomwom Omwomwomwomwom Deysh au bugwwifuww wwuwwweww wush wuwwow shweeesh wuww id da wuawashwawwy. Omwomwom Sowwy! I had mashmawwow stuck in my mouf! But, dat announcement should hewp evewyone! I wike hewping.

Oh doodness! I fowgot to mention da Scum stiww wiww have deiw factionaw kiww tonight, of couwse. I feew so siwwy fow fowgetting to mentioned that. Soooooooowwwwwwy.

Oh, doodness! Weww, I don't weawwy fink it would be wight fow me to get invowved in dis. Dat might be iwwesponsibow to confiwm ow deny anyfing. Soowwwwy. But, I wiww say dat I wove when peopow sing me to sweep! It's so nice.

What a fuwwy is?

Oh, hi Gwoiwiwk! Whewe awe Wewawd and Ustweawk?

Oh, dewe hims is!! Somebody stop him! Wowfwik, hit him in da cwanium wif da mawwet! You eviw cwow! Watch out befowe I devouw youw bowews whiwe you awe stiww awive to suffew da agony! I wiww bave in youw bwood, you muwdewous fwiggin' deviw!! No mawshmawwows for you! Rrrrwwroorwrwwwrwww. Feaw my fewocious woaw!!

Oh, dat is becuds the Day fweads awe awways titowed aftew someting one of da muwdewed pwayews said and yetsewday Bixby sayed, "Bad Mowning, Y'all" so dat's why.

Oh, doodness! Sowwy I'm wate again! I had to wash aww of dat eviw bunny bwood off of my cwaws. Yuck! It tasted vewy tewwibow. Hewe awe the wowes dat da Twicktew wiww be abow to hand out today! Scum gets deiw factionaw kiww Scum gets a Bwockew Scum gets a (optionaw cwosed wowe, Twicktew wiww decides) Bomb-pwoof Bomb Defusew * Watchew Twackew Investigatow Beholdew Pwince Fwying Pumpkin Dat Shoots Wasew Beams Out Of Its Ass Vengefuw Investigatow Vengefuw Watchew Vengefuw Twacker Westwess Spiwit Vote Thief Vengefuw Vote Thief Baby Dwagon Wuwwaby Baby Dwagon Swumbew Pawty * denotes any wowe dat da Twicktew is wequiwed to assign.

I was towd thewe wouwd be mashmawwows on this jouwney.

Oh, it be's so spooky awound hewe at night.

Oh doodness! Sowwy it took me so wong to get hewe and weveaw what da Twicktew have today! I had mawshmawwow stuck in my teef and I had to bwush dem mysewf becuds ouw gwoomew was muwdewed wast night! Hewe awe the woles da Twicktew can hand out today: Scum get a Godfoddew Scum get a Bwocker Scum Kiww is an Anawchist (Dey wiww hand a bomb to one pwayew and the bomb wiww expwode on Night 3) Compuwsive Investigatow * Compuwsive Vigiwante * Defwector * Compuwsive Bomb-pwoof Bomb-Diffuser * Compuwsive Ghouw (if tawgeted by da Anawchist, theiw tawget gets da bomb instead.) * Compuwsive Blocker Compuwsive Watcher Twacker Viwgin / Compuwsive Hookew / Compuwsive Hidew (If dey hides behind a bomb wecipient, weceives one too) Fwuit Vendow Encwyptow (If given to Scum, dey awe abow to communicate duwing da Day) Baby Dwagon Baf Baby Dwagon Bed Time Stowy * denotes wequiwed wowe to hand out / denotes wequiwed togeddew