Joey Lock

Calm down dear, Its only a fictional contest. I didn't insult his literary skills, I insulted his insult. Get it right... The maniacs wouldn't kill me if I were paying them and hired them, Thats like punching yourself in the face...Though I can see why you'd think thats a good idea. I can "prattle" about England and Britain as much as I want thank you very much. Your just considered unpatriotic, If only we were back in the good old days where the execution for that was a hanging. Was it necessary to point out the mistakes in the first place? No. So it's contradicting. And there is a need to overblow everything, It's called exaggeration and It has been successfully used throughout history to win arguments. And if History has taught us one thing? Braggart's and Smartypants don't live very long.

Wow, I thought me and Dan were just having a little fun, Seems like you actually spent hours analysing this stuff...Don't you have anything better to do? And I don't really care much for your Grammer Rules, I'll Put A Capital In Every Word If I Want To Because I Am A Redcoat. And I Can Put Suffice's I'n An'y W'ords I'like. Hiring Maniacs is a good thing, Cause they will shut people like you up with a single swing of a sword. Oh, The Woodhouse joke is a British joke, You wouldn't understand, You don't know anything about Britain, Cause you think we all love cups of tea. Saying "I got Wood" over here means something vile but funny. Think if over. I don't know why your brining a fiction insult into a a "LEGO Contest". Redcoats and Bluecoats are not real, I'm not sure whether you grasp that but don't insult someone with fiction jokes if your in ficition yourself. Look at you, No one would be stupid enough to have two opposing personalities and not want to kill themselves... The reason I insult Dan's fashion isn't Ironic...If you actually read what I said, I said he was wearing a "Fancy Dress" costume. Although thats another British way of saying it, Read the "ENGLISH dictionary" you'll find the words since "ENGLAND" made the language. Yes, Have you seen the ENGLISH flag? Lions, Our national symbol. That is why I lead my men in riding on lions so they can rip throats out of people like you. I've made more mistakes yet you can't be bothered to point them out? Even though you actually just did point out that I have made mistakes, so your contradicting yourself. Yes I care about being British and English, I'm not sure whether you know who I am but everyone in the forum knows I am probably the most patriotic person. Now lets have fun jokes, Not "Lets get out the dictionary and Microsoft Word and try and correct every little mistake and look like a total wally". Ok?

Not sure there'd be a suriving working version in a Post Apoc world, Mostly because theres probably no more than 100 left in the world.

The Commodore has actually produced the most creative comics, Crimson stuttering? Never heard of that but his been promoted Captain today, Just to annoy you. "Captain Becker is a high-school dropout who cant spell worth a darn" yet you wrote "Comodor Hornbricker"? I'd check before you insult literary skills. Skalldyr is a Crab, You don't fry crab, You boil crab to make it softer meat, then you can fry it if you wish but that'd be disgusting. Yes, I know cooking skills so don't try that on me. Claduius Rome "can't play worth anything"? That doesn't even make sense! NewRight, Do you have any evidence of "nitwiterary"? Admiral Ron, I'm not sure what kind of ship you sail Dan but Redcoat ships sail on water, they don't "run over" things. Stabbin, He may not be able to stab steaks but he can sure stab a man. Admiral M is actually for Maginificantly Manly Manic Murderer, And his after you. Genaro, Not worth mentioning or you just couldn't think up an insult? PirateDave, How is he boring? His called "Dave the Pirate" thats the least boring name in the world, Much better than Dan. FatYankyee, He may drink Redbull but it gives him wings to fly over your forts and ships, infiltrate, find your room and kill you so...I'd be afraid. Woodhouse, smells of wood, Wood smells nice, You may not like a fresh pine scent but women do, Thats why Woodhouse is a pimp, Plus he has a mans beard..Unlike someone I can name.. Yeah, Eskallon may not be able to sail a frigate, thats cause its too damn small, His used to sailing 100 gunned First rate ships. Venios, A ninja spy you say? Then why insult him, He can kill you without you even realising your dead. funkybrick, He wasn't killed by ninjas...Dunno what you think ninjas are then... Ryan T, He is not a traitor, He just realised he was a bit stupid and realised "What...I'm pratically comdemming myself to death joining the Bluecoats...Ok, Redcoat time." Thomas Foolery, Oh, The wetting the bed isn't urine, It's a diffrent liquid from that area. Yes, He wets the bed in my woman mansion! tchuk-norst, Hey thats Chuck Norris, He can destroy you in one punch. Torham, His got a better fashion sense than you, I mean have you seen yourself? Your in a Fancy Dress admiral costume with spiky hair and a really scruffy stuble. Grow a beard damn it! Nich Artri, He has two perfectly good legs, It was just one of his legs was in your face at the time. Capt penguin, His family loves him, Not sure about your mum but his mum loves him. mcfarlandman, Any proof, You seem to be running out of insults, However you do have some good Alliteration there. jansued, Your insult's need to make sense! Alex the Great, No Alex the Great is actually a Lion, From the Madagascar movies remember? TGWTB, When does he lie? Lt. Col. Thok, I'm not sure whether you spy on Thok as he eats but you have never been invited too a Redcoat banquet, Table manners mean nothing. We Drink, Eat, Sing and Dance with wonderful wenches. Pyramid, You really had no other insult for this? ThisDarkness, Catfish usually do have white bellies...So thats not really an insult. Apache and KingoftheZempk, Oh then you haven't met there wenches right? You musn't have heard the racket made upstairs last night in the Mansion, I couldn't hear my own wench over theres! SlyOwl, Is one of the greatest MOC makers in the world, He is also a fellow Englishman, You insult him, You insult me. You shall perish. red arjay and blue arjay, I have to agree, They are annoying... So...Ha, I'm back baby! Feels good to be the arguer again! EDIT: Woops, Missed out one!

Now if it goes into Penalties, we know whos gonna win... I know I don't really wanna say this but I'm pretty sure Germany will win. I mean, We've already one the 2 main important things of the last century so you can win this.

I agree, England, we didn't really deserve it but hey, Where just to awesome. However USA didn't even deserve to be in the World Cup, No evidence to back it up, I just don't like them and no, Its not cause you scored against us, Which wasn't a goal, it was a mistake, Still you didn't deserve it!

Well I haven't really been in the fighting mood because theres been no real insults, Its just all "I killz you" rather than sarcastic jokes, Come on guys, Give me something that I can humiliate you with, I mean, Its all like "Heres a Redcoat, I stabz him, He die, the end". Bluecoats start using your brains damn it! Gimmi something to fight back.

ENGLAND! YEAH!!!!

DEFOE! YEAH!!!

Yup, Did you know they got arrested performing that in the US for 2 nights? It's funny, The USA are the No.1 exporters of sex stuff, Why do they care?

Is it really a good Idea to make me even more vicious and murderous than I already was? That's just suiciding your troops, I'm now a Orc with no mercy, I'll sadly have to eat you. Sorry I haven't been folowing this much lately, Forgot to put my input! The only reason I stopped singing was I was undoing the handcuffs, don't know if you've tryed but Its quite hard to sing and untie yourself then cut a hole in the supposedly "air tight" container and escape scot free, I mean its the first time I tryed and actually? It went really well! Although I have been handcuffed before, Only with fluffy ones, See, My girl really does love my fluffy! Oh, You can keep Fanny, She was one of many girls I have at my mansion, Oh right you haven't been there have you? Afriad its only open to Redcoats, sorry. And my girl, Not called Fanny, keep guessing! You won't get it, Its a French name, She left France cause there was no men who could satisfy here, That's were the British come in! Wahahaha! Oh and Blackmoor, Don't tell them, let them guess!

I just noticed that the Community Forum has gone funny. It now says "IP Board" rather than Eurobricks and it doesn't have a link to the Frontpage?

Oh!? So those "Sneak Peak" pictures didn't last "sneaky" for long did the? Eh?

Rammstein - Buck Dich Yes I know its a dirty song its just such a good headbanging song!

Oh no, I've already got alot of ideas, I'm just waiting till the my main enemies, You know who you are, have entered theirs or waiting till someone insults me. Then'll unlease my genius on the Bluecoats.

Very nice! But all your Blue entries have made me realise, Your monsters. You gory blood sucking scallywags who just wish to kill people. However I, And many Redcoats use a magnificent thing we have inherited, A brain! I wish to humiliate and scar, Not kill. For humiliation and scarring lasts a much longer time if they are kept alive.

Heres the amazing Original SdKfz 251: I have made a near similiar version but have modified many things to it to use for my upcoming army.

I really like how most of your MOC's are based of real life stories but to not include any names. Guessing this is based of Katyn? I love the simple "Sandwich bag" body bags! Someones gotta use that for a CSI Moc!

Im really sorry about your cats. I too am a Cat lover. I know how much they mean to me, there the first thing I look for when I get home after a hard day. It must be horrible to loose something so wonderful. I'm truly sorry. Well just remember, Like I believe about everything, Shes sitting right on your shoulder, Wherever you are, she's there curled up on your shoulder, Silently purring away. I hope that is the correct colour of your cat or whether it was just a Black and White picture.

Yeah, All the experts have been betting the wrong stuff. It bet, the betting shops are profiting from the results! I feel really stupid now, I stayed home instead of going to my mates house to watch the game cause I thought my girlfriend was gonna be lonely, Turns out shes going to her mates house to watch it! I feel like a idiot...

Because no one wanted them to win and then do what they did with England. The US Papers said: "WE WON" as there title, it was a draw America. Get it right. Plus the 3rd US goal was after the referee's whistle, Dunno why your guys carried on the game.

Come on England!!

Oh you are! Only newbies post 200 times on every single thread in the entire forum!

Germany...l...l...loses?!