Tamamono

Wait- we do get breaks? That's good, because I've been taking them all the time I've worked here anyway!

No they don't... You do realize that we're on a remote island in the South Pacific and there's no fair labor rules here, right?

Break? We don't get breaks, silly! The only reason I'm having fun is because my job's easier!

Well I should hope so, food is generally meant to be eaten you know.

I'll just have today's special, thanks.

See!? Someone gets it!

Hey, that's not true! I once saved that guy who had too many margaritas before going swimming, and I also saved... no wait... that wasn't it... but don't forget about... no... and I still... no wait... Okay, I guess you're right.

Oh c'mon! It won't be that bad! It'll be nice to take some to to relax and forget about your stressful lives!

It is for me and the guests! You don't come here sell binoculars online! (Although I would like a new pair, could I have a discount since I'm the Lifeguard?) You come to Paradisa Holiday Romance Resort (or whatever it's called ) for relaxation and romance!

Why did you put a picture of a shark in front of my binoculars? The creature Bridget saw was definitely a dolphin; it had a bottle nose, it was jumping much higher than most sharks can, and it was cute! Not a problem. Now let's go swimming!

That's a dolphin. Like I said: Don't listen to the janitor.

Well, I'm certainly happy I got the fun job then!

I would love to, but unfortunately I have to stay here and make sure that nobody drowns or gets eaten by sharks... I'm up for a swim! That way I can enjoy myself while I'm "working". And yes, the reefs are safe to swim in; don't listen to to the janitor, she's just making up stories becuase she hates her job.

Claudia Toscana reporting for Lifegaurd duty!

Trying to divert attention away from yourself? That's a pretty yummy move...

Hmm... That does seem like a rather scummy move... Vote: RvB

Wow, it's not even Day 1 and we've already caught a Fraud ... It looks like this is going to be our lucky game!

Well, I for one do not plan on flailing or failing. If nothing else, we'll be a cheap source of entertainment to the more experienced players.

Sign me up, please! I've been wanting to get into a mafia game, and now's my chance! :laugh: I've already taken the liberty of reading through most of mafia-wiki, so I know pretty well how these things work.

Thanks, Superkalle! I've been enjoying LU mode ever since I found this topic back in my lurking stages!

Hey, great idea Klaus-Dieter! You can sign me up too!

Nice new box art! I think this confirms more PM LEGO in 2012... Thanks for the news grogall and KimT!

Oh, wow, a FABULAND Mafia! I'd love to join! Unfortunately, I have yet to play in an EB Mafia game, and wouldn't be allowed in. So I'll watch this one from "Isla Paradisa" instead.

Congrats on the tag, Arjay! If I'm ever in a game with you, I certainly hope were on the same side!

Thanks so much, Jebediahs!