Well, in dutch we have a wooden flute like instrument called Hobo, I don't know if it is in english called Oboe.
About Jackson, well yes, after +/- 12 facelifts he really look like a mummy or a extra-terestial. :-P :-D X-D If he just took 1 facelift, he now still looks normal.
(BTW. You can say what you want about Jackson, but Smooth Criminal is a great song ;-) )