maiq the liar

Darn. i tried making 2 new accounts (m'aiq the liar returns, and Green Tentacle) and i got logged off then couldn't log back on. oh well, at least if i get my old account back i'll propably have a olmek from 2-3 years of inactivity. DAY 3: No response yet.

as i said, up to the box sets that get released until decades after the series end...Oh, my! *ZOT! ZOT! ZOT!* Here's a bonus picture for you all. "Gaze upon my true form, and despaaaaaaiiiiirrr!!!"

Actually, this is just me testing a concept. i may make more of "Vezon's Vacation log", License the heck out of it, jump the shark and finally release a box set a decade after it gets canceled. Also, here's 2 pictures of vezon NOT having a good time in my bedroom.

it's toa-Tolly (*GROAN*) Tren Krom (yes, ol' Trennie is sealed behind my bookshelf. he has tea with Cthulhu every day at 5:00. i occasionally play chess with him.) Also, i was trying to Depict Vezon's madness in a way similar to Sheogorath's insanity ("Ta ta! Visit again...Or i'll pluck your eyes out!")

Wait, why would willie be running around shouting about it if he IS a nerd*? *Being a nerd and being cool aren't mutually exclusive. NERD PRIDE!

i mean, i like the movies but i just Can't take them seriously (particularly after the scene where it only takes the death of jallaer for it to strike takua to do the most obvious thing possible. and It's what friends do)

See, after a year or so of inactivity, my previous account was deleted, i think. i tried registering again as "Maiq the liar returns", but that got deleted. i tried emailing 3 different staff members, and so far only 1 (to Dimensioneer) has sucessfully gone through (but i don't have a response yet...). i've also PMed Jinzo here, but he isn't online. any advice? Note: even though jinzo ain't a admin anymore, he propably can still pull a few strings...You can, can't you? Update: Reregistered as "green tentacle" using a temporary inbox extention for firefox. once my account is validated, i will contact the mods. Dangit, they deleted that one too. Gah, at this rate i'll never be back at BZP... Wait, can you log on while waiting for the account to be validated?

Vezon's Escape Vacation log (part 1): (by vezon, published by M'aiq) Ahh, there i am in front of a beautiful rainshower. One of the locals said hello to me. i said that if he does it again i'd chew his krana up. I found this strange piece of scrap metal along the road. propably just some scrap from M'aiq's last MOC-ing spree. I wandered too close to a crevice and got grabbed. (JAPAN JOKE REMOVED, I ALREADY MADE THAT ONE.) On the way back to the stairs, i encountered a strange Rahi. it wasn't the same one that clamed takanuva, although it WAS the same species...Poor, poor takanuva...*Shudders, then Pours bottle of booze on the floor in memory of m'aiq's ill-fated 2nd takanuva* Later, me and the locals settled down for some quality reading. I HONESTLY CAN'T BELIVE THIS IS THEIR POOR EXCUSE OF A HAPPY HOUR.

Well, i was just reading Bonesii's theory on the nature of protodermis (while waiting for him/Jinzo to email/PM me on whether or not my old BZP account still exists), and i thought of something: What if the great beings used protodermis in the creation of the toa/turaga/matoran/whatever due to the fact that standard human/animal/plant cells (like that of real life or the animals on mata nui) get destroyed/mutated when exposed to protodermis (I.E The protodermis in metru nui's water supply and oxygen)? either way, it sounds like interesting fanfic fuel. also, it sounds like mata nui could be a human...i imagine if you were 5 inches tall a human would seem to be 700,000 Feet tall...

REPLACE'D!! This post is now devoted to my revised space SigFig and his friends. a worker for UniTron (and, for awhile, BlackTron), Evan maintains the monorail system. for a good portion of his life, he worked for blacktron. of course, it took him a while to realize blacktron's trade was of questionable legality. he convinced a prototype robot of theirs, Tandy, to join him. with information gained from tandy, he slowly and covertly ratted out blacktron agents to the space police. however, he only went unnoticed in his redemption for a short while, as one typically notices when all but 10 or so people in their organization have been arrested. soon, they ratted evan out, but evan just barely managed to escape. he layed low, working now for a small corporation known as unitron and befriending a alien named Wasabi. how long will it take for evan's past to catch up with him? not long, as it turns out.

*falls onto the floor in fits of geeky giggles* heh...Pon Poko. Never seen that one, and i'm pretty sure i couldn't take it seriously from what i've heard.

Hmm, it looks...almost...Angelic :p Are you sure no-one started eating his heartlight?

i could use some TIE fighters...I missed the last...What, 50 or so TIE models...

Could someone make me a decal of this that can be printed at 8.5 x 11 (letter) size paper, and be about 3x2 studs? (alternately, i can provide another picture that shows the scale of the sign compared to the building to you) (oh, and i may or may not back it up on my brickshelf for once i get my "rest area" LDD Design)

Well, today i learned that one should NEVER, EVER, EVER Make coffee with a filterfull of their strongest ground coffee beans. it makes drinking 2 pan galactic gargle-blasters look easy, and you feel half-dead for about 30 minutes after the caffeine (which usually doesn't affect me) wears off. i swear it could give Zeus or Hercules a run for their money. i mean, i like strong coffee and all, but that was just plain ridiculous. i am NEVER doing that again. ...I still feel like i'm half-dead... ...Oh well, off to soak my head. Wow, soaking my head helped a ton!

Thousands of years before 6 toa and hundreds of brainwashed matoran landed on the islands of mata nui, the Order of mata nui and the brotherhood of makuta waged war. There were, of course, multiple casualties. this topic focuses on 3. The Angel and her lover, tourian There once was a relatively peaceful city hidden deep in a forest that was surrounded by the Ta-Keki mountain range. It took the Brotherhood almost a year to notice this little city, and as such it was the last city they razed on their conquest. The city was discovered, and burned down. all citizens were slaughtered by the makuta, but 2: Angel, and Tourian. Angel was trapped in a maze miles below the city, doomed to wander the maze in search of the one she loved. Tourian, however...His fate was too gruesome to describe. after centuries, but still hundreds of years before mata-nui was inhabited, Angel finally escaped with Tourian's battered and desecrated corpse. there was no other life for miles... The heart of tourian After decades of training, Angel had changed. gone were the cannons the brotherhood had replaced her broken arms with... She had Melted down tourian's bones and crafted them into 2 intricate blades, so she could have revenge for her lover, who had been experimented on, tortured and slowly killed... ...She meant business. The goodBad? doctor The BOM member Duality, a man with a split personality (one personality good, one Ussal**** Insane) was the one who had killed tourian. it had been his insane side (who would tear your arm off, club you over the head and eat you the second he even smelled you) who had slaughtered him. His good side wanted nothing to do with the BoM, but his insane side was gaining influence over his body. By the time Angel had gotten to him, his good side was nearly gone. through telepathic messages to angel, he explained his situation and apologized sincerely for what his insane side had done. she did the only thing that made sense, knocking off only one of his heads. needless to say, she got lucky and knocked off the insane head, and hurdled it into the ocean. they went their separate ways. shortly after, the toa metru and everyone else arrived, which led us to the beginning of the story... Which side is which? You should be able to tell by looking at the arms. the good side has a perfectly formed hand, whereas the insane side has a crude claw. About the MOCs... They were all built in about the period of a hour or so using the parts i could scrounge up, after 2 cups of my ridiculously strong coffee, which could give even zeus a run for his money...The song i had playing while building was "gangplank galleon" from donkey kong country. wow, my head is spinning from all this typing. i hope the story didn't get too cliche at the end. ima go pass o u t n o w....(read that as if my voice was slowing down.) *passes out*

Scenery and world depicted in MNOLG: Mein Leiben Gameplay: would be mein lieben, but the crippling glitches ruin it. (it harkens back to the simpler days of monkey island and space quest)

Actually, it'd be like a bagel. it loops around. the best way i can explain it is with a quote: Or, they could show the impact of the storyline in a alternate universe with different charicters, I.E Takua doesn't become takanuva, Jallar stays dead after getting rahkshi'd, etc... i'd also like it if they made the movies less narm-y.

something i'd like in 2009: The world resets, blasting us back to 2001, but in a Dark tower-esque twist, takua/takanuva has something that will stop makuta from knocking out mata nui in the first place.

GreenGrocer (fully furnished), town plan (can provide for my needs), or outback airstrip (i'm partial to OA).

WARNING: THIS COMIC CONTAINS A ANIMATED EXPLOSION (Powered by my new GIF-O-VISION Special effects system). IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY OR ARE SENSITIVE TO ANIMATED EXPLOSIONS, CONTACT ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU A LINK TO THE NON-ANIMATED VERSION. So, as i was saying, here's a sneak preview of a comic i had a idea for called Z. (full name for this entry is Z!: Beyond time and space) THE STORY SO FAR... In recent months, the mayor and the former mayor have been working to create a time machine. Things go horribly wrong at the prototype's testing... (i made a typo here, sorry. it's supposed to say THUNDERHEAD EDDIE: . . ., not just . . .) (the lower quality is due to the GIF format's compressing. i can't help it.)

While, i didn't directly state my age... And besides, i joined a short while before that rule was put into place. Grandfathering FTW!

Got it written down. shame i can't join the NILTC, blasted not being 18...

The NILTC, you say? if you ever do another show at cantigny, I'll see if mom can bring me there. The city looks a lot bigger now!

This one's kind of inaccurate, partially due to the fact that i had to replace the giant pod-things on the side with wings. also, i tried a new camera setting, which i WON'T be using again. sorry for the grainyness. (the slight colorscramble's inaccuracy is up to you, the ship WAS found in a robot junk ship...) In this picture, we see roger lowering some vital component into the aluminum mallard, and one of the two guys from andromeda. Due to EGA's 16-color limit, the color is kind of wierd. Here's a better picture of the ingame mallard. notice anything familiar in the background? Here's roger. once again, some substitution of colors occured (i don't think lego even MAKES purple arms or legs oh wait, zam.) Here's the intereor, accurate in most factors, save color. Hopefully, when i get the parts i can remake this. this version just doesn't do the ship justice >.<