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Benji yawns. He didn't see anyone he knew, and didn't see anyone else interesting enough to bother, so he sat down in a corner and took a snooze.

*sits and reads magazine*

Benji slips away from Drake who almost caught Benji fanning Drake with the cold air

Ooc: Hallelujah.

"Hey! There you guys are! I left your new hero buddy over at the valley so I'll go grab him and bring him here. Eeks whats this, a battle!?" With that the genie zooms away at top speeds.

Or a banana

Battle Order??

Holy cow... the-the-there's a cat in here!? He must be the villain. All felines are evil.

Erdy: The battle has started so applying venom counts as a turn, and you can't speak to him because he's in a battle frenzy You'll only have the chance to speak with him if you are hit by his special.

He lost his bonus points because he beat the enemies in his side-quest way too easily. Well Picasso is sort of random and abstract, just like my quest

Erdy touches the mermaid on the shoulder and speaks kinds comfortable. The mermaid quickly turns around, and... Its not a mermaid. "RAAAAARRARAAAAAWWWWRRAGGGHGHHHHHHHWWWRHHH!!!!!" The merman screams at the top of his lungs into the face of Erdy, who takes a step or two back. Pretzel cowers behind his cart. Adam flinches and stands still. "LEAVE ME BE, HUMANS!! YOU SHALL NOT ENSLAVE ME!!!!!!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK TO KILL ME ONCE YOU REALIZED THAT ONE OF YOUR MEN AND ONE OF YOUR COWS HAD BEEN KILLED BY ME! IF YOU HAD NOT KIDNAPPED ME FROM MY HOME I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS, BUT IT SEEMS THAT YOUR DEATHS IS THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE TO MINE!!!!" The merman grunts and pants heavily and looks ferociously at Erdy. He lunges with his trident and Erdy jumps out of the way. Prepare for battle! Enemy: Merman Type: Humanoid, Aquatic Level: 30 Health: 456/456 Special: For Diplomacy's Sake - The merman heals himself with 100 health and gives the party a chance to speak with him. 50/50 chance that additional enemy will be summoned. Drops: Steak, Aquamarine Note: Immune to all negative effects. All attacks pierce through SP. Party: Monk Pretzel Level 12.5 Cleric Power: 22 Defense: 5 Health: 22/22 Ether: 20/20 Gold: 122 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy, Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, 2 Venoms, 2 Paralyzing Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, 3 Gold Bars, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin Erdathcath Madilinas *party leader* Level 18 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 452 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 1 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, 1 Paralyzing Venom, 1 Grand Tonic, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Bronze Statue, Demon Frog Essence Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 1/3 Berserker Power: 30 Health: 40/40 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9) Inventory: nothing

I think you're trying to sweet talk me or something Its not a classic quest, it's not even halfway through (=not finished) and its really really not classic I'd compare #42 to Picasso while the "classic" quest, like Quest #4 for example, is a Rembrandt...

Benji stares after the dwarf with a confused expression on his face and continues to stand there for a minute, a bit confused by the slightly strange and random thing the dwarf had said. "Dwarves... just grumps..." Benji mutters.

What does Quest 42 have to do with the scissors??

The party carefully makes their way over to the pond. To their surprise, they find no normal human being. They find... "It must be a mermaid!" Adam gasps. "I wonder how she got here, I'm sure no merpeople live in the ponds of Eubric..." Adam thinks really hard and whispers: "You know, we might've made a wrong turn. We might actually be at the ocean. But still, I haven't heard of merpeople coming to the shores of our island." The mermaid has not noticed the party yet, it appears to be intently peering into the water for something, as if something was lost.

Well I'm happy with the gold and handcannon, its helping me with my evil plot to become superpowerful buahahahahahah

Congratulations Glad you're happy

"If you're ready to go then we can get zoomin'! Yes, we'll fly to where I last saw them. Ready? OK lets go!" Eugene pulls Sarge's hand and zooms off. It will take a little bit for you to arrive to your destination, so don't worry you should arrive around tomorrow. Don't post in the quest thread until I send you a PM telling that you can, or until you see that Eugene has arrived with you there in the thread. BTW in your stats you forgot to add your new bedroll and 2 potions. And your power should be 20. Benji guesses what the dwarf is thinking and exclaims loudly: "A smart dwarf you are! Who knows why he was chosen as party leader, I don't know anyone who would want to even just be with him! You're a smart guy. I like you. Whats your name, sir?"

Erdy, Pretzel, and Adam start to travel eastwards. In the late afternoon, while they are walking through some fields Adam stops and motions to the other heroes to be silent. "I think I see someone back there in that pond..."

Benji goes and buys a Fauxthril Shield from Anwyl's Smithy for 50 gold. 830-50=780 gold remaining Benji then goes to the magic wagon, and spends half of his savings on gems. He buys an emerald, garnet, ruby, and sapphire, for a total of 400 gold. 780-400=380 gold remaining "Thanks." Benji grunts. Benji returns to Anwyl carrying the gems. Benji requests that the ruby and sapphire be merged with his crossbow, and that his diamond unmerged from the crossbow. The services cost a total of 150 gold. 380-150=230 gold remaining

Benji hands the demonic scissors to Sarge and takes the 120 gold, handcannon, and water bomb.

Guy Superson, aka Super Guy, is the dashing superhero that you've always dreamed of. Witty, charming, handsome, strong, fights with a banana boomerang, has a teddybear sidekick. The ideal superhero.

"Well I'll take whichever one you're willing to give up. Obviously the longsword is worth more than the bomb but whichever you're willing to give up."

"Ok, so we'll sort of be on the road some of the time but off-road most of the time? We still might bump into the ostrich raiders, you know. Or we could bump into other villains or beasts."