Ninja_Bait

And now for something entirely different?

Welcome and thanks for the compliments!

In pages like this one you really see why Schwartz and Galanos are great partners, like Jet and Spike, Riggs and Murtaugh, or Sam and Max. Just when you think you know which one is the straight guy and which one is the wildcard... Zap!

079 by Jake Potter I've drawn out to just about 100 pages! This story is going to take a thousand pages to tell though at four panels at a time, and with all the tangents...

So... welcome to four-panel comics land...

not sure if actual contraband or Schwartz just losing it....

Exposition time

The drugs are in the carrots!

Hello, I'm back.

Haha thanks! I didn't forget, just had to reprioritize for a few months. I will be updating this only once a week until I think I've got capacity again but rest assured, there are a lot of pages ready to go!

The twins are back! I love the use of the Robot Command Center, it reminds me of Deep Thought from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. What is the job of the spacemen in his belly? Their vapid stares make them seem so dehumanized, like they're part of the machine... Also, scrolling back to page 200 reveals quite the twist that I forgot about... eagerly awaiting Alfie's next reveal!

My “one-month” hiatus is over, and the comic is back. I spent time rebuilding the buffer and tightening the plot so I hope you enjoy! This page is the conclusion of a conversation begun in 069 so you may want to jump back to refresh your memory.

Yeah, Schwartz definitely has a type.

Who knows what eating all those slimeburgers will do to him?

Is there a custom Lara Croft in the stands?

Ah! I'm learning!

It seems suspicious to me that Schwartz's car is blacktron colored.... This story has felt pretty long - personally, I enjoy the longer pages (ironic since I write a four-panel strip) but the new format is fine too.

I approve of the skewering of Tom Brady and the Patriots.

I guess it's something that gets lost in the black-and-white comic, but the Imperial Naval uniform prominently features bright red pants.

Oh, I see what you mean... Whoops!