Tamamono Posted August 24, 2013 (edited) ~~~ August 23rd, 2005 New Brickland, Florida Mid-afternoon The friends and family of the Malone family gather atop the Great Brickland Pizzeria - a favorite of the Malones since its opening in 1954. Unfortunately, it's not the quiet get-together that Tam Malone had hoped for... Adelaide Malone and her sister in law, Kristina, attempt to rescue Adelaide's pet monkey, "Baby" from the ivy on the side of the pizzeria while Pablo, her little chihuahua, lets out one high pitched bark after the next. "Baby, get down from there - you can't climb! And where did your diaper go??" Adelaide demands. "You're going to get applesauce everywhere!!" "Wait, what!?" Kristina exclaims, jumping back. Donny Dragonov, once again interested in hearing stories (with specific details, of course) about the Malone family's various endeavors, asks Terrence if he'd seen any interesting evidence about the Malones during their many cases in court. Terrence, in turn, confides in Donny about the family's large reliance on the hedgehog-painting business. Thoroughly pleased that he finally got a cream pie, Rolfe flaunts his success to "The Great Byron". Rising, the family's patriarch speaks: "Attention! May I have your attention, please!" The crowd hushes. "Eh-ehm." Tam clears his throat. "Welcome, friends and family. I'm very pleased to see you all here today. I certainly hope you're enjoying the refreshments!" "As you know, this family is built on loyalty. Loyalty is what holds us together, what binds us. Without loyalty, we all fall apart, and into the hands of the law." "When my grandfather, Gregory L. Malone, established our... business... here in New Brickland, he knew that he could not guarantee the loyalty of some men. Although it displeased him, he accepted this as a universal truth. Not wanting to lose his family to dishonorable men, my grandfather set in place some... methods... of discouraging disloyalty. I'd like to remind everyone here today that we of the Malone family do still have these methods in place." "That will be all. Enjoy the luncheon, my friends." As Tam returned to his seat, Bernard sighed deeply and turned to his son. "Is everything... alright, son?" "Yes, dad." Tam answers calmly. "In fact, things are fantastic. We're going to have some serious changes around here..." The Family Tam Malone - The Malone's Godfather; husband of Adelaide, brother of Kristina and Colin. - NPC Bernard W. Malone - Retired; father of Tam, Kristina, and Colin - played by TheBoyWonder Adelaide Malone - Wife of Tam - Played by Adam Kristina Malone - Business major; little sister of Tam and Colin. - Played by Kristel Colin Malone - Brother of Tam and Kristina - played by CorneliusMurdock Cebastian Lillium - Party "Boy"; father of Patricia, brother of Adelaide - played by Cecilie Patricia Lillium - Lovely Assistant to The Great Byron; son of Cebastian - played by Pandora The Associates Doğukan Akbulut - The Malone family's tailor - played by Dragonator Jamie Neville - The Malone family's publicist - played by jamesn Terrence Knox - The Malone family's lawyer - played by Trumpetking Peter Nuccitelli - The Malone family's accountant - played by Peanuts Priscilla Jenkins - Peter's secretary - played by Purpearljellyblob The Great Byron - Magician - played by Bob The Employees Shane Donalds - Dealer - played by Shadows Candy Nelson - Escort - played by Captain Nemo Cap'n Rolfe - Extravagent Gentleman - played by Capt. Redblade Donny Dragonov - Smuggler - played by Darkdragon Officer Penelope Talbott - Corrupt cop - played by Palathadric Dexter Fairbanks - Enforcer - played by def Reserves Rick mostlytechnic Rumble Strike CallMePie Rules 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Malones or the Ferraris. To win the game, the Malones must eradicate all threats to the family, while the Ferraris needs to outnumber all other players. Third Parties have their own win conditions, which are outlined in their role PMs. 2. Each night you will be able to vote to execute a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. 3. A game Night (equivalent of a Day) will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The Night will end after the full 72 hours, even if a unanimous vote has been reached beforehand. After the Night has concluded, a Day (equivalent of Night) Phase will commence, which will last 48 hours. A day thread will be posted, and will be closed once the Day phase is over. If you receive a night action, please send it to me during the timeframe which I specify for you. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the Day/Night, will be revealed at the beginning of the following Night (e.g., someone who is lynched on Night 1's affiliation will be revealed on Night 2, while someone who was killed during Day 2's affiliation will also be revealed at the start of Night 2 - even if they died in the middle of the Day.) 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. You may not communicate with anyone outside of the game thread unless otherwise stated by me. Yes, this includes PMs - you are not allowed to PM this game (unless granted a special exception). Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread; you must always play the role given to you. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every thread - Day or Night. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a warning on your first offense, and your removal from the game on your second offense (you will be replaced). * ** * (Violation of the former part of Rule 6 will result in your immediate removal from the game) **(Violation of Rule 7 will have a heavier penalty, made at the discretion of the Games Moderator.) Edited August 25, 2013 by Tamamono Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrumpetKing Posted August 24, 2013 Terrence Knox here to assist, though things just haven't been the same since we lost the Tony the Tiger case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmynick Posted August 24, 2013 Hold on, hoooold on everybody, I gotta check those press passes for today's press conference with Tam Malone. Now, if y'all can just get in a straight line, I'll check you out and y'all can head on in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorneliusMurdock Posted August 24, 2013 Oh, changes. That's a good thing, right? Right?! Colin, here, feeling a little underdressed. Where'd my helmet go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam Posted August 24, 2013 BABY! Baby, get back here sweetums, we need to get you a new diaper, and you're making Pablo all upset! Oh dear, I'm sorry about my little troublemaker. Tam, pookums, your Adelaide is here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkdragon Posted August 24, 2013 Hey Terrence...tell me more about Tony the Tiger. Did you need more evidence for that one, what happened to the case exactly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrumpetKing Posted August 24, 2013 The case was a terrible loss, and it devastated me. I mean, I looked so dashing, I don't know how we could have lost! Oh, you meant the details? Some crazy-megablocks lady dressed up as Tony the Tiger and started throwing bowls of cereal everywhere. Tony wasn't too happy. Needless to say, he talked to me, saw my license, and he knew I was grrrrrrrreat! The judge wasn't too impressed. Apparently a year's worth of education, a license from quicklawyerlicensing.fake, and dashing looks weren't enough to support a court case. But I did get some time in bed with the doppelganger afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kristel Posted August 24, 2013 My big brother is just the best. Tam does so many great things for this community! One day, I'm going to be just like him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cecilie Posted August 24, 2013 Alright everyone! Cebastian is in the house! Now all you sexy ladies gather around me so we can get this party started! *unbuttons shirt a bit, showing more chest hair* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadows Posted August 24, 2013 Hey everyone, I'm Shane Donalds and I'm here to liven up this little party with my bags of "treats," come and get 'em, first one is free! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora Posted August 24, 2013 Tah-daaaaaah! The lovely Patricia is here, or at least I will be when I eventually unfold myself out of this tiny box. Alright everyone! Cebastian is in the house! Now all you sexy ladies gather around me so we can get this party started! *unbuttons shirt a bit, showing more chest hair* Daaaaaaaad! Do you have to do this at every family reunion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purpearljellyblob Posted August 24, 2013 Hi everyone, I am Priscilla Jenkins! I love shopping and my nails! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Palathadric Posted August 24, 2013 My big brother is just the best. Tam does so many great things for this community! One day, I'm going to be just like him. Wow! Kristina, I was looking at the guest list and I found out that you're Tam's little brother. I always thought you were a girl. I am so sorry for judging you too early. I would just like to let you know that you're such a beautiful man. I like pretty boys. Want to play a fun cop RPG? I can be the cop and you can be the mafia. I'll so take you to town. Hi everyone, I am Priscilla Jenkins! I love shopping and my nails! That's not cool. Some of us are struggling to survive and take care of those who we care about and you're just into yourself. If so many people wouldn't waste money on their nails, my mother may actually be out of the hospital by this time...poor dear. Comfort...needed...much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kristel Posted August 24, 2013 Wow! Kristina, I was looking at the guest list and I found out that you're Tam's little brother. I always thought you were a girl. I am so sorry for judging you too early. I would just like to let you know that you're such a beautiful man. I like pretty boys. Want to play a fun cop RPG? I can be the cop and you can be the mafia. I'll so take you to town. There was a typo in the guest list, but Tam will make sure that doesn't happen again. He has such a way with people, they never make a mistake twice We can still play though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Palathadric Posted August 24, 2013 There was a typo in the guest list, but Tam will make sure that doesn't happen again. He has such a way with people, they never make a mistake twice We can still play though. What a pity. Ah, well, this is all about being a professional. On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad do you think you are? How tight should I make these handcuffs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Posted August 24, 2013 Greetings and salutations fellows! I'm the Great Byron, Magician Extraordinaire. Who would like to see some tricks? Magic tricks that is, I don't do other tricks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBoyWonder Posted August 24, 2013 Bernard here. So someone has been messing with our esteemed establishment? They must be eradicated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cecilie Posted August 24, 2013 Daaaaaaaad! Do you have to do this at every family reunion? Now now pumpkin, a man has needs! And besides, who can resist this body of pure sexyness? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorneliusMurdock Posted August 24, 2013 My big brother is just the best. Aw, thanks. You're pretty neat yourself, sis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Nemo Posted August 24, 2013 Well hello everyone! I do so much love these Family meetings, however they do take time away from my part of the business—but of course the Family does come first! While I'm only an employee of the Family, you all know that Candy Nelson is here for the Family, and so my services are here for any Family man, woman, or age consenting child who may need to be relieved of stress during this "change" period. Hopefully we'll weed out these unwanted penetrators, and get back to making illegal money—so let’s get to work! After hours of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tamamono Posted August 24, 2013 There was a typo in the guest list, but Tam will make sure that doesn't happen again. He has such a way with people, they never make a mistake twice Who says it was a typo, Krissie? You always have been boyish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
def Posted August 24, 2013 Fairbanks is the name, enforcing is the game. <cracks knuckles and looks threatening> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peanuts Posted August 24, 2013 Great speach, Bernard. I remember being told how they used to handle illoyal members back in your father's day, good old times, before my time I'm afraid... Is it just me, or are the guests at these family meetings getting younger and younger...too young for me, at any rate. And these parties didn't use to cost that much. All these fancy monkeys and cherries in the drinks...young people just don't know the value of a dollar - before you ask, the value of a dollar is three and a half dollars, maybe more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrumpetKing Posted August 24, 2013 I have been informed by my newly acquired assistant, Tony the Tiger, that the impostor was actually a very feminine-looking male. That explains the very sexy beard. Speaking of sexy beards, hello Dexter. *Dexter unbuttons his suit a little, intensely staring at Dexter* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Palathadric Posted August 24, 2013 Who says it was a typo, Krissie? You always have been boyish. My interest is re-aroused. What's yours like Kristina? Even your name is really pretty...for a boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
