Zorro

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  1. No idea...but the man has a right of privacy.

    It's the holidays, I'm barely online myself since I have to dress up as Santa Claus for booz! :p

  2. No. The Rum is addicted to me.

  3. For the moment, yes.

  4. Large Cam just got promoted to be Zorro's Rum supply overseer!

  5. Quite good. I almost succeeded in eliminating non-liquid food entirely!

    Also, what do you think of my new invention? It's called a Rum-Cola, but then WITHOUT the Cola and ice! Ingenious, no?

  6. Drei Rum-Eis K├╝geln bitte!

    Danke Sehr, Herr Erdbeer!

  7. When will the pictures of the completed ship be up? Or did I miss anything?

  8. Eehh...SIR Blackmoor...can I have...some Rum

    ...pretty please? Perhaps a wench too?

    (damned be the negative sides of his promotion to Staff!)

  9. Love us tender, we love you sweet, we never let you go!

    You have made our site complete and we love you so.

    Love us tender, we love you true, all our scripts fulfilld.

    For, my darlin', we love you and we always will.

  10. It's Commodore Blackmoor from now on!

  11. Just 1 should do, as suggested in the Shipyard.

  12. He is NOT old, he just looks o..sexy, I mean!

  13. ...as long as I have that nose (see avatar), I should profit from it, I mean!

  14. Very well! I'll be there in an hour! Prepare your wenches to provide the necessary services towards a person of my standing!

  15. Keep up the outstanding Reviewing! They're the best!

  16. ...are you ratting out on us?

  17. His Lordship Admiral Zorro I demands directions towards Sir Ratshots storage cellars that hold the Rum, liquor, whine and beer for an immediate and unexpected inspection. All Shipyardigans should be prepared to receive such a visit from his Lordship untill Master Blackmoor has replenished his liquid reserves.

  18. No problem, dear Captain, I would do that for everyone.

  19. His Lordship Admiral Zorro I has honoured you with a visit on your profile page.

  20. Zephaniah 1:18 Neither their silver nor their gold Will be able to deliver them On the day of the LORD'S wrath; And all the earth will be devoured In the fire of His jealousy, For He will make a complete end, Indeed a terrifying one, Of all the inhabitants of earth!

  21. It's an adaptation from Darth Vader by Disney, but then in a cartoonish version.

    ...Just watch Toy Story.

  22. Zorro

    Always remain calm...keep on breathing...count from 1 to 10...and then destroy them with one swift move of your fists!

  23. Now WhiteFang also surpassed you...