My fellow Eslandolans, I Capitan Diego de Manzanares will fight for King Fernando! Once Eslandola was the greatest power on the Brick Seas. Now we are falling behind Corrington and Oleon! The Eslandolan doubloon was the standard currency, now we have pnence and gwuinees! We had the biggest trade companies, now we only have monkey business! The colonial council with it´s inane blathering is responsible for the downfall of Eslandola! We need King Fernando back! Por Eslandola! Por el Rey Fernando! without figures: Dramatis personae: