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As I stated earlier, new adventurers are prone to making fatal mistakes. Billy didn't fare too well, but let's face it, he was not the brightest star in the sky. But enough with grim tales, on to tip #2.

Let me now introduce you to...

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Galion the Unicorn! Don't you just want to pet him or feed him? Today's tip has to do with Galion and a new adventurer...

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Cyrus the Elf.

Now then, let me start this short tale. Cyrus was a new adventurer who happened to have his family's armor and swords passed down to him. He looks like quite the hero, doesn't he? Anyways, he looked at himself as though he was a hero and so wanted a gallant steed. One day on his journey, he ran into Galion, who was resting amongst the flowery fields of wonder. Cyrus immediately saw the unicorn and started to approach him.

However...

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Despite Galion's beauty and cuddliness, he hated to be touched. As a matter of fact, Galion happens to be an evil unicorn. He was the only white unicorn to be tainted with an evil presence. Did I mention he was also very fast. You can see where this story is headed.

Speaking of headed...

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Cyrus didn't stand a chance and was decapitated. Rumor has it that Galion wandered off after somehow removing his armor and added it to his treasure trove.

This brings me to Tip #2

- Just because a creature appears to be nice and cuddly, doesn't mean that it is. Most of the times, the beautiful creatures are actually really jerks.

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Tip#2 from HNGK: A Guide for New Adventurers

Hope you enjoyed it.

As usual

C&C is always welcome and appreciated!!!

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Posted

I like it, and again I hope there will be a lot of tips! I really like the unicorn, but, it looks so not mean, and it is. I guess, if I saw that unicorn, I would be killed too.

Posted

Both tips are funny but this one is the best one of the two. Especially when the details about the unicorn were given. I hope you'll post new ones soon. I'd love to see a bandit trying to rob an old man who actually appears to be an excellent knight or powerfull wizard.

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