Snarky Snickerpuss Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Knock knock! "Who's there?" Snarky "Snarky who?" Snarky comments coming your way! Hehehe, I crack me up... Snickerpuss here, eager to see how this all will span up!
Gertrude Tincanchew Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Hello! Gertrude Tincanchew. caretaker here! *munch, munch*. Oh, was that your wand I was chewing on? Sorry!
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Knock knock! "Who's there?" Snarky "Snarky who?" Snarky comments coming your way! Hehehe, I crack me up... Snickerpuss here, eager to see how this all will span up! I think you gave me cornyjokeitis. And your name gave me Snickeringpussyitis, too. You're already on my bad side, you disease-carrying handbag.
Wong Wang Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 I think you gave me cornyjokeitis. And your name gave me Snickeringpussyitis, too. You're already on my bad side, you disease-carrying handbag. Like the girl who was expelled because she stuck snickerdoodles into her cat and the cat got mad and told the teachers? Did you guys hear about that one?
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 What?? Are you OK? Something tells me you're trying to lure one of us into your bed. I can assure you, everyone, his "Wong Wang" isn't as "Wong" as it sounds! You're jokes make no sense, I think I might have earlossitis if you keep telling them.
Nicholas Dickory Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Hello? Am I Nicholas Dickory? Am I confirming my presence? Am I a clockmaker? I think you gave me cornyjokeitis. And your name gave me Snickeringpussyitis, too. You're already on my bad side, you disease-carrying handbag. Oh, no, not an inflammation of the Snickeringpussy? And an inflammation of the cornyjoke at the same time? You must be ill, yes?
Drubulum Panck Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 *monkey noise* Your monkey noises are really cute, but I prefer dragony grunts, if you please. Try again and I may give you a second chance.
Ariattny Sugarbottom Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 That's only two things! Witch! I don't get it. Snarky comments coming your way! Hehehe, I crack me up... Snickerpuss here, eager to see how this all will span up! Ye're a Lizard, Snarky!
Orion Kettleboil Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Hello! Gertrude Tincanchew. caretaker here! *munch, munch*. Oh, was that your wand I was chewing on? Sorry! Be careful!! I'm very delicate~ Your monkey noises are really cute, but I prefer dragony grunts, if you please. Try again and I may give you a second chance. *eats a bug from Dubulum's whiskers* I'm not a dragon though... What does a dragony grunt sound like? Anyone??
Ariattny Sugarbottom Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 I'm not a dragon though... What does a dragony grunt sound like? Anyone?? Moo.
Belinda Bugglesby Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Anybuddy want to send some packages at the prestigious, my that's a big word!, Potatoe Post office? The Owl droppings are complimentary, nothing like enslaving other animals to do our bidding. (P.S.) If anyone could help me with a, private issue, I'd be happy. You see, I'm not too sure what I am, I feel like a rabbit but look like a rat-mouse. I'm not sure, someone poke my privates with a weiner, and find out. That doesn't make sense, either, so I guess I'll make some french fries.
Nicholas Dickory Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 As a rat-mouse myself, can I say with absolute certainty that you are a rabbit? That said, would I be happy to poke around anyway and see what I can find?
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Oh, no, not an inflammation of the Snickeringpussy? And an inflammation of the cornyjoke at the same time? You must be ill, yes? Yes, yes it is. I am very ill. you must have smartpersonitis. The inflammation of the smart person. It gives me heebyjeebyitis. *Shiver*
Nicholas Dickory Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Yes, yes it is. I am very ill. you must have smartpersonitis. The inflammation of the smart person. It gives me heebyjeebyitis. *Shiver* An inflammation of the heebyjeeby?! Don't you know that can be dangerous? You should see a doctor, don't you think?
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 I'm afraid of doctors. They give me doctorphobiaitis. Didn't you know that? I will say, Nicholas Dickory, you do look a lot like me, maybe we should see what our children would look like? I don't think that would give me any inflammatory diseases, either. I'm safe this time. I'm fine with it so long as you don't carry as many STD's as I do.
Catalina Kittywhisker Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 I'm afraid of doctors. They give me doctorphobiaitis. Didn't you know that? I will say, Nicholas Dickory, you do look a lot like me, maybe we should see what our children would look like? I don't think that would give me any inflammatory diseases, either. I'm safe this time. I'm fine with it so long as you don't carry as many STD's as I do. WTF is wrong with you. You seem to be a strange one. What's with your fear of diseases?
Rutherford HablabbleBibble Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Wait a second Hablabble, you aren't allowed to do trading/advertising/promoting here matey. Shoo~ Who do you think you are. I can sell my wands whever I want thank you very much. Just because I don't have a fancy shmancy stork like you do doesn't mean my business is any less artificial than yours.
Ariattny Sugarbottom Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Storks? Where? I heard they are almost as dangerous as dragons.
Esurient Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) Sorry wrong thread. Edited April 21, 2013 by Esurient
Nicholas Dickory Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 I'm afraid of doctors. They give me doctorphobiaitis. Didn't you know that? I will say, Nicholas Dickory, you do look a lot like me, maybe we should see what our children would look like? I don't think that would give me any inflammatory diseases, either. I'm safe this time. I'm fine with it so long as you don't carry as many STD's as I do. Let's give it a shot, shall we? Would you believe clockmakers don't get a lot of action? I don't think I have any diseases, do I?
Dillpickle Catterweed Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Forsooth, tis I, who doth light yon window with mine countenance.
Flabflom Flimflam Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Sorry wrong thread. Aaah,a muggle! Perhaps Flizziflop Flamflob could still interest you in some magical supplies from... oh, he's gone.
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 WTF is wrong with you. You seem to be a strange one. What's with your fear of diseases? Why do you talk so quietly? Do you have quietitis? Is that contagious? *Puts on face mask* i just don't want to get sick. You could give me mangeypussyfuritis. Ugh, I wouldn't want that. Let's give it a shot, shall we? Would you believe clockmakers don't get a lot of action? I don't think I have any diseases, do I? Likely not as many as I have. I've lost count, but there appears to be several others out there, apparently. That gator seems to be a disease-carrying machine. I really hope
Hinckley Posted April 21, 2013 Author Posted April 21, 2013 If everyone confirms, Day One will start in about 5 hours.
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