vahkimetru Posted July 30, 2006 Posted July 30, 2006 VM: Hello and welcome to the Interview Show! Here we'll be interviewing Lego characters. First up is Kohrahk! Kohrak: Chikt chikt chik. VM: Say what? Kohrak: Chikt chikt chikt chikt!?! VM: No, that is not your mother in law's toaster. Kohrak: CHIKT CHIKT &*$! CHIKT &*^%! VM: How rude! VM: Oh my! Kohrak's caught fire! Kohrak: CHIIIIIKT! VM: And now he's pile of melted protodermis! Who could have done this? Jaller: Me! *Turns sword light on* VM: Oooh! He has a bright light, let's interview him instead! Jaller: Boo-Yah. VM: Jaller, we at EB are so happy about your promotion to Toa Inika. Jaller: Thankyou. VM: Your welcome. Anyway, what were your first thoughts when you when you became a Toa? Jaller: Ga-Koro hotties, here I come. VM: Hmm, how intresting. What did you think of your new mask? Jaller: I can do loads of new things. If you read Comic no. 3, you'll see me do a triple back flip. Oh, and the Calix also let's me do this. VM: Wait, that isn't suppoed to bend is it? Jaller (Falls off stage into the musician pit): Toooo late! *CLUMP* Aaahrg my back. Okay, so the Calix doesn't let me do that. VM: Do you need help down there? (Musician throws Jaller back onto the stage) Musician:... And stay out! Jaller: No thanks, VM. VM: Okay, now, let's get this interview going. I've heard you don't want to make the mistakes of past fire Toa. Jaller: Yep, nothing that happened to Vakama and Tahu is going to happen to me. (Suddenly a Turaga jumps in front of Jaller and gets blasted by Makuta) Makuta: Pay your taxes old man! (Makuta disappears) Jaller: Mostly... (A Lerahk pounces at Jaller, scratching his mask, then the Lerahk disappears) Jaller (Shuffling thorugh backpack to get a new mask): Good thing Axxon gave me spares. VM: Oooh. Jaller what is your day like? Jaller: Hmmm 7:50-Wake Up 8:10-Shine Mask 8:30-Make coffee 9:00-Eat Breakfast 9:10-Charge Sword and get Zamor Launcher 9:15-Drive to Piraka Stronghold 9:40-Unpack, fight evil, destroy Piraka, Save Great Sirits, etc. 12:00-Lunch Break 1:30-Continue fighting evil, destroying Piraka, saving Great Spirits, etc. 5:00-Leave Piraka Stronghold 5:25-TV 7:00-Dinner 8:00-TV 10:00-Bed VM: You seem very busy. Do you play with Bionicle sets? Jaller: Oh sure, here's a video of me playing with them. *Vdeo begins* (Jaller smashes a toy Vezok into a toy jaller, real Jaller sets toy Vezok on fire, the toy Jaller is thrown into the fire too, crazy punk msic begins playing as Jaller burns all his belongings) *Video Ends* VM: ... Jaller: How do you liek it? VM: UuuuhIt's-great? Jaller: Good. (Turns sword off and tells a group of angry Matoran with spears to go home) VM: Uuum, Chicken BLT sandwiches are only $1.99 at McDonalds now! Jaller: Awesome. (Gets up and turns to door) (VM Runs off stage and hides) Jaller: VM? Oh wellmore BLT for me! (Walks out) VM: Phew. Anyway, post in this topic which character you want to be interviewed next. First to post which character will have that one used! Meanwhile... Jaller: Here's your $1.99. MCDS: No, the BLT costs $5.99... Jaller: VM!!!!! Post your comments here. Quote
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