SuvieD Posted July 3, 2006 Posted July 3, 2006 Eh! Have a great day you black hearted sea dog! *pirate* Quote
eNiGMa Posted July 3, 2006 Posted July 3, 2006 There be extra special plundering today! Aarrr! Happy Birthday! Quote
DoubleT Posted July 3, 2006 Posted July 3, 2006 Aaaaer.. Happy birthday..... Did you get ticket for the new Pirats movie? he he Quote
ghoulrealm Posted July 3, 2006 Posted July 3, 2006 Here is a pirate related joke for your birthday. I hope you haven't heard it before... "So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the it into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?" Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 3, 2006 Posted July 3, 2006 Here, have a peg leg cake and some food for that stupid parrot !! :-D :-P Happy EB B-day evil willy !! Tell us what you've got to see if you are worth plundering ;-) *yoda* Quote
Starwars4J Posted July 3, 2006 Posted July 3, 2006 <insert creative pirate-related comment here> 8-| Happy Birthday! Quote
Evil Willy Posted July 4, 2006 Posted July 4, 2006 Ahh yes it was my birthday! Well thanks for all the kind words, I laughed at your joke there ghoulrealm. Hmm no Pirate Legos for my birthday but I did get a Fender Stratocaster, Made in mexico. Its blue, and boy am I happy. Thanks again. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 5, 2006 Governor Posted July 5, 2006 Ahh yes it was my birthday! Well thanks for all the kind words, I laughed at your joke there ghoulrealm. Hmm no Pirate Legos for my birthday but I did get a Fender Stratocaster, Made in mexico. Its blue, and boy am I happy. Thanks again. Surely you must be old enough to drink grog now.... Quote
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