vahkimetru Posted March 5, 2006 Posted March 5, 2006 For Billy: Why do you have a shirt about pot? Are you an alchoholic? (I see so since you use beer to calm yourself) Is there a period of time you cannot account for? Did you know someone who knew the man killed? Did you see anyone suspicious on the plane? Do you know anyone who has violent intentions? Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 5, 2006 Author Posted March 5, 2006 Why do you have a shirt about pot? Dude, it's just a shirt. Are you an alchoholic? (I see so since you use beer to calm yourself) Because I had a few beers, I don't think so. Is there a period of time you cannot account for? Most of my life. Did you know someone who knew the man killed? I don't know anyone on this plane, and I didn't know the man killed. Did you see anyone suspicious on the plane? No, but I did overhear the German dude with the SeaWorld t-shirt talking to the guy in the grey pin-striped suit. The guy in the suit was asking about some $1M or $2M insurance policy and how much it would cost him. I was waiting to take a leak when I heard the conversation and went back to my seat when I finsihed. I didn't hear anymore of it. Do you know anyone who has violent intentions? Most of the dudes I hang out with in LA, and probably me, if you don't quit bothering me. Now why don't you go question someone else. I don't know anything else. Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 8, 2006 Author Posted March 8, 2006 You vould ask me some question now? Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 For Diter Do you have any association with anyone on board? Do you have a criminal record? Would you have any use for a knife? Do you know people with violent intentions? Where are you heading? Do you know the man who was killed? Do you have any guesses about who killed him? Did YOU kill him? :-$ Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 9, 2006 Author Posted March 9, 2006 Hallo. My name is Dieter Schmidt und I am from Munchen. Dieter is sh-pelled mit an "E" in it. E is good for you like Exercise! Do you have any association with anyone on board? Nein, I come aboard plane not knowing anyone. Do you have a criminal record? Nein, such things are not proud of! Would you have any use for a knife? I use knife all ze time to cut pork roast mit dumpling. Do you know people with violent intentions? I vonce exercise mit boy very violent. I called him "Girly Boy" to tease. He get so mad he hit me, I beat up. That was before I do insurance. Where are you heading? I vants to go to the Sea Vorlt deal in SanDiego California to meet the Shamu. He is the whale who do the tricks. I want to always see him. Do you know the man who was killed? Nein, I not see him before. Do you have any guesses about who killed him? Nein. So etwas habe ich noch nie gesehen. Did YOU kill him? Nein. Es ist mir nie in den Sinn gekommen. Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 9, 2006 Author Posted March 9, 2006 I never saw such a thing before. It never entered my mind. Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 I have questioons for the steward with the mustache: Do you have acces to any knives while in the galley? Fo you know the man who was killed? Have you ever had anger problems? Do you know people with violent intentions? How long have you been working for this airline? Have you ever been upset with a passenger on a plane? Did you kill him? :-$ Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 10, 2006 Author Posted March 10, 2006 Hi, I'm Mitch, I'll be glad to answer a few questions, but I must attend to my passengers. They have been through a lot you know. Do you have acces to any knives while in the galley? No, all of our meals are pre-cooked (thank heaven). The murderer must have taken the knife on board. Do you know the man who was killed? No, I've never seen him before, and he certainly was not with us when we boarded our flight. I would definately remember that atrocious polyester suit. Hello, telephone call for the dead guy... It's the 70s, they want their suit back. He must have snuck on board during maintenance. Should have left that suit grounded! Have you ever had anger problems? No, anger is the least of my worries, but I do hate bad fashion. Do you know people with violent intentions? I don't think so. But that passenger over there is definately working on my nerves (pointing to Stan Sinclair). How long have you been working for this airline? Oh, about two years. I'm an actor on the side - Broadway mostly, but I've applied for a few different movies over the years. Have you ever been upset with a passenger on a plane? Mr. Sinclair comes to mind. He's one of those "alpha males types" who demands everything! They think by being loud and obnoxious, people will listen to them. Did you kill him? Most definately not! I wouldn't be caught dead with him. Care for some peanuts... Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 I've got it! Stan commited the murder! He won't let the anyone look at his suitcase's contents because he has a knife! He also refuses to let anyone ask him more questions because they are getting too close to the truth! Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 10, 2006 Author Posted March 10, 2006 He won't let the anyone look at his suitcase's contents because he has a knife: He did allow you to look in his suitcase. Aside from a missing gem, nothing of any interest was inside. He also refuses to let anyone ask him more questions because they are getting too close to the truth: The rules of the mystery are that you can interrogate each person once, then go back to one final person in the end. That can be Stan or anyone else but you can decide after everyone is interrogated. Anyone reading this mystery: Please jump in and interrogate anyone remaining. I think Vahkimetru could use some assistance. This one isn't too hard to figure out. Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 10, 2006 Author Posted March 10, 2006 There's just four people left to interrogate. Maybe after that, the mystery can be uncovered. Quote
Athos Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 I think we should interrogate the Brickster. When he around people always seem to be getting killed... Coincidence? I think not. Steve Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 11, 2006 Author Posted March 11, 2006 OK now, you're making me sound like Death. How about interrogating one of the remaining four individuals (I'm not a suspect despite what Athos says). Quote
john cleese Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 i have a few questions for the medical worker 1. what is your occupation? 2. do you have to have a good understanding of any internal structures in the body? 3. what is your buisness on this flight? 4. can i see your ticket? 5. did you notice anyone going to the bathroom on this flight? 6. if so where would you say they were sitting? Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 Now of all the remaining suspects, you just had to pick me now, didn't ya? First of all, I'm not talk'n to anyone without representation. So, I want someone to witness my conversation to yall. I'm gonna ask this pretty young lady, Ms... Ms... Mallone, is it? Thank you Ms. Mallone. I'd like to ask that you please be my witness to the discussion I am about to have with these gentlemen... Eurobricksters... Bricks on their minds and all... Full grown men playing with those Legos and all. What the hell kinda hobby is Lego? They make those bricks in every theme, Star Wars, Spiderman, Batman, Sponge Head... Is there anything they don't make in Lego? and these people just buy them all up... selling them on Ebay for hundreds of dollars, you'd think they wuz gold! Anyway, gett'n back to the questions at hand: 1. what is your occupation? I am an Emergency Medical Technician (EMT). 2. do you have to have a good understanding of any internal structures in the body? Indubidibly, and a good attention to detail. In fact, had y'all examined the crime scene (like in CSI) instead of pranc'n around interrogating everyones like you'all iz Columbo, you would have discovered something more than just a knife stuck in the dead man. I examined the floor and found the back of this pin lying near the dead guy (the item is a small round brass/metal clip used to hold pins to clothing). I tried to give it to the steward, but he sayz it's nothing. I thinks its a clue. 3. what is your business on this flight? Oh, I mets this pretty young German stewardess who lives in Frankfurt. Every few months we flies back and forth to see each other. She's a knock out and quite spectacular! - with all do respect Ms. Mallone. 4. can i see your ticket? Sure. (the ticket is a normal ticket with the name Lionel Williams) 5. did you notice anyone going to the bathroom on this flight? In facts I did. The cool hippie brother with the shades walked back before the flight took off. 6. if so where would you say they were sitting? oh, abouts mid way on the plane, a few seats in front of me. OK, now I'm not answering anymore questions withouts my lawyer. Sorry Ms. Mallone, but I sincerely thank you for your much appreciated assistance with this interrogation. I know a wonderful seafood restaurant in downtown LA if you would be interesting in accompanying me after this most horrible flight. A nice bottle of wine and some smooth jazz would bring closure to this terrible and reprehensible atrocity. Quote
SuvieD Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 To Ms. Mallone. What can you tell us about yourself? Why are you on this flight? Do you recognize anyone especially the victim on the flight? Do you know anything about the missing jewel? Where are you going once the plane lands? Without a calculator, what is the square root of 4765? Have you noticed anything suspicious on this particular flight? If you had to pick a suspect for the murder who on board would you single out? Did you notice anything peculiar about the victim or his surroundings? Can you please explain what 'bling, bling' means? Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 16, 2006 Author Posted March 16, 2006 Oh, please, call me Cindy. That Lionel is such a cutie, isn't he? What can you tell us about yourself? Well, my name is Cindy Mallone, and I live at 2465 East Harbor Boulevard, in Newport Beach, CA. I'm a fashion designer for Valley Girl magazine and also an aspiring actress on the side. Why are you on this flight? I fly to Frankfurt and Paris on occasion to attend fashion shows from new designers. Do you recognize anyone especially the victim on the flight? No, I don't recognize the dead guy, but having him on this plane gives me the creeps. I don't know anyone on this plane, but I have heard of Seth Bernstein. He's a famous producer, and he's sitting right over there (pointing to the front of the plane). I can't believe he's on the same flight as me. Do you know anything about the missing jewel? No, but I did hear the mad guy screaming that he lost it. He seems like a jerk and I'm glad someone stold it. Where are you going once the plane lands? Back to my condo, then back to work tomorrow. Can you believe it? Without a calculator, what is the square root of 4765? OK, I was never really good at math, but this is a trick question, isn't it? I'll say Pie. Have you noticed anything suspicious on this particular flight? No, everyone was sleeping before they found the dead guy. If you had to pick a suspect for the murder who on board would you single out? I have no idea. I wouldn't even guess. That German guy looks pretty strong though. Did you notice anything peculiar about the victim or his surroundings? No way, but that was one ugly suit he had on. Can you please explain what 'bling, bling' means? Sure, that's when you drop two pieces of ice into a martini glass. I learned that one from my ex-boyfriend. He was a bartender. Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted March 18, 2006 Author Posted March 18, 2006 Just two more suspects to go... Quote
Athos Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Have you noticed anything suspicious on this particular flight? No, everyone was sleeping before they found the dead guy. Ah ha! And just how would you know everyone was sleeping, if you yourself were asleep? Is not it true, Ms. Malone that you were not sleeping? Is it not true that you were in fact awake and sneaking around the plane? Is it not true that you are in fact, not a woman at all, but a man dressed as a woman, dressed as a man, pretending to be a woman? Is it not true that you are having an affair with the pilot, who is in reality a woman dressed as a man pretending to be a woman dressed as a man? And you and he, or she, conspired to steal the priceless Tiger's Roar? And then to exchange it for the Hope Diamond in a daring midnight raid on the Smithsonian, in what you thought was the perfect crime? UNTIL YOU SLIPPED UP! Is this not all true, Ms. Malone? Or should I call you, by your real name, Professor James Moriarty! Take them away boys... Case closed, Steve Quote
Lost Viking Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Athos, I think that you were hanging out with Billy a little too long. :-P Quote
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