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I recently thought of some entertaining sayings about LEGO products, which I have dubbed LEGOisms.

These LEGOisms are mostly in the order in which I thought of them.

LEGOism #1: Only the best is good enough -- everything else might as well be M#g@ Bl*ks.*

LEGOism #2: You are what you build -- but please don't try to take yourself apart or let anyone else do so.

LEGOism #3: "Legos" are bad for your health. However, LEGO bricks (or models, parts, etc.) are healthier for you than any vitamin out there (for best results, do not eat LEGO bricks, build with them instead).

LEGOism #3a: "Legos" are bad for your health, but M#g@ Bl*ks are much worse.

LEGOism #4: LEGO Racers are the fastest cars in the universe -- don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

LEGOism #5: Bionicles don't fight very well. However, characters from the BIONICLE universe are among the best fighters in the world -- especially the Toa and Glatorian.

LEGOism #6: Building silently with golden bricks is better than building noisily with silver bricks.

LEGOism #7: One who seeks out the best LEGO models will find them, but only if one looks hard enough.

LEGOism #8: If a LEGO enthusiast wants to show his or her true patriotism, he or she should build a Danish flag out of LEGO bricks.

LEGOism #9: The heroes always win, especially if they have LEGO bricks on their side and they know how to use them well.

LEGOism #10: If your life falls apart, put it back together with LEGO bricks -- it works every time.

LEGOism #11: The way to achieve world peace (or should I say piece?) is to build colorful and creative bridges made from LEGO bricks spanning the oceans.

LEGOism #11a: If LEGOism #11 doesn't work, try throwing M#g@ Bl*ks at terrorists and evil dictators to scare them away.

LEGOism #11b: If throwing M#g@ Bl*ks at terrorists doesn't work either, shoot projectiles from LEGO Pirate cannons at them!

LEGOism #12: Fire conquers almost all, but only LEGO bricks can conquer boredom.

LEGOism #13: The third pig's house was actually made out of LEGO bricks, not bricks and mortar.

LEGOism #13a: The only real bricks are LEGO bricks -- everything else claiming to be bricks are just imitations.

LEGOism #14: Vote Kjeld Kirk Kristiansen for President in every election! (Apologies to Barack Obama)

LEGOism #15: The way to a person's heart is through his or her LEGO collection. If the person doesn't have any LEGO bricks/models, buy some for him or her.

LEGOism #15a: If that person doesn't like LEGO bricks, that person probably isn't worth your time.

LEGOism #16: The most important (and most enjoyable) part of Disney World (in Florida) is the LEGO Store.

LEGOism #17: It is often easier to build with LEGO bricks than it is to take them apart. With M#g@ Bl*ks, it's the other way around.

LEGOism #18: Build your future with LEGO bricks.

LEGOism #19: If your computer's firewall seems inadequate, make a wall out of LEGO bricks for it -- no malware will be able to pass through it, guaranteed!

LEGOism #20: If you must have an addiction to something, let it be one to LEGO bricks and/or models rather than drugs and/or alcohol.

LEGOism #20a: Unlike drugs and alcohol, you don't have to continuously spend money on LEGO bricks and models to enjoy them--that's what MOCs are for.

NEW: LEGOism #21: The LEGO brick that the builders rejected shall become part of the greatest MOC of all time.

NEW: LEGOism #22: Saying "M#g@ Bl*ks" in a LEGO-owned facility is akin to profanity, and will likely make the employees there angry at you.

*Readers' Contributions*

Readers' LEGOism #1: When life gives you megablocks, throw them at people who own expensive cars. -Contributed by Brickmaster

If you want to, you can comment on mine and/or come up with your own!

-Toa Of Justice

* Mega Bloks

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When life gives you megablocks, throw them at people who own expensive cars.

- A 1991 Subaru Legacy owner.

:pir_laugh2: Can I add that one to my list under a special "Readers' Contributions" section?

-Toa Of Justice

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LEGOism #11a: If LEGOism #11 doesn't work, try throwing M#g@ Bl*ks at terrorists and evil dictators to scare them away.

I disagree with this kind of things, because if you throw Megathings to peoples, it means that someone bought it! just ignore it! don't throw it! ^^

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I disagree with this kind of things, because if you throw Megathings to peoples, it means that someone bought it! just ignore it! don't throw it! ^^

You're right, someone would have to buy them! :pir-sick: Maybe I should shoot projectiles from LEGO Pirate cannons at the terrorists instead! :cannon::pir-grin:

-Toa Of Justice

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