xwingyoda Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Here it is guys !!! I post this one early since I will not be home around 6pm. Same rules as the previous contest !!!! Let the captionning continue Make us (the notorious judges) laugh !!!!! Don't forget, the more you post, the more chances you have ;) This contest closes Wednesday at 7pm (Paris time).
prateek Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 long ago, in a... hey, not that long ago!!!
Christian Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Jarjar: Meesa hate viking! Meesa think that everyone would like to do this against meesa.
languages Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 This is for making StarWars Episoe 1 worse than it already was!.... And this is for having a pre-moulded head!
Norro Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 "Is it edible?" "Olaf had one yesterday..."
Dreamweb Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 Viking: I'll ask you again. What is that light sabre you mentioned?
Cutty Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 In Viking-school: Swordsplay teacher: "Listen up kids! This is an advanced double-wielding technique. Aim for the neck, prepare to thrust, then strike with everything you`ve got! Like this!" Pupil: "But Professor? Why are we practising with these ugly creatures we don't even know where they are from?" ST: "Good question! First reason is, that we could import them for almost nothing from a galaxy far far away. Second reason would be: They ruined Star Wars irrevocably! Now line up kids, we got plenty of the suckers to decapitate today!" Class: "They ruined Star Wars?! VIKING-RAGE!! AAARGGH!" Soon after, all pupils received their A-grades in swordsplay class....
Dreamweb Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 Viking: Now tell me, where is your female?
chewie Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 jarjar: meesa think vikings hate me as much as everyone else
Dreamweb Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Viking: Now, after me, repeat: Megabloks suck!
babyjawa Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Viking: Since you ruined the prequels you shall pay with your life!
SuvieD Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 The Bothan Spy network reports that though Jar Jar, even though he is a senator and member of the republic, it is rumored that the Jedi Counsel has dispatched fierce viking bounty hunter to kill him. -or- Feeling sorry for the stupid creature, Olaf quickly moves in to end it's misery and to protect the viking village nearby. -or- JarJar "Meesa not lika your horns, meesa think they scary." Viking "Ya, do ya now?" JarJar "Um, *gulp* nosa, they look mooey mooey great!" -or- Having he viking rage kindled after watching episode 1 and 2, it was not very long before he had tracked down the worthless Jar Jar and tried out the Anikan's double bladed head attack. It was soon discovered that everyone was right, Jar Jar's head was indeed empty. -or- "Meesa think dis is gunna hurt." -or- JJ "Hey put me down man, I am an actor they pay me to put on this stupid costume and say stupid stuff. See that guy over there. George made me say all that get him." Viking turns his head "Where is he?!?" Then he runs off to get him. JJ "That will teach you for turning Star Wars to crap and making my character a moron!" :^D
Norro Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 "Meesa Jar Jar binks" "We know" followed by thrust of a sword.
ImperialJohn Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Viking: "The horns you have hanging down you back look strange. Are you a true viking?"
ImperialJohn Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Jar Jar: "Messa sorry. Messa clumsy. Getting stuck in the swords."
ImperialJohn Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Viking: "Hm. Are you British? I am sure we invaded Britain!?!
xwingyoda Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 J: "Meesa Jar Jar Binks, Meesa Gungan, Meesa great warrior !!!" V: "What are you going to do, bleed on me ?????"
xwingyoda Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 V: "Thomas !!!!! I was practicing some swords katas, and a flying thing landed on my precious blades !! get this thing out of there at once !!!
jmenomeno Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Gungan ear cleanings are often painful to both the cleaner and the cleanee.
legofreak Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Viking: "and next we have the amazing Ronco Sword! It slices, It dices, it rips through annoying gungans with ease! Order yours for 19.95 today, and we will throw in an official Jar Jar drinking skull ABSOLUTELY FREE!" Jar Jar: "Meesa never watching The Home Viking Shopper no moresa!"
ImperialJohn Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Viking: "Stop telling my wife that your ears are longer than my sword."
MattZitron Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 "Meesa prefer cotton buds to cleana my ears Messta Viking, but if you say thisa besta!"
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