jonfett Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Ok, so in the spirit of Viking Month we decided to have some caption fun! So post a (clean ;)) caption, by replying to this topic, no more than 50 words describing the pic. We will be hosting 6 contests in the next few weeks, each of which will have a winner. The best few captions of each contest will be narrowed down by our judges jonfett, DoubleT and xwingyoda to go into a poll for everyone to vote for their favourite. The 6 winners will go into a final poll to win a custom title, chosen to fit by our Mj
prateek Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 "Halt, who goes there?!" "'Tis your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather!!!!"
chewie Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 What on earth is that thing your holding??!!?!??!?!! YOU CALL THAT LEGO!!!????
MattZitron Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Viking: WoW! So I've finally seen a dwarf give a pigeon an enema.
legofreak Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 "aren't you a little short for a Viking?"
Cutty Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 After their weapon comparison failed for the most part, Viking and Dwarf came to settle their dispute in a struggle of slippery innuendo...hereby follows the account of that episode: Viking: "Hey little one! I'm hornier than thou!" *snickers* Dwarf: "Hey tall one! You know what they say about little men with large beards?! Wait ladies, I'm right over here!" Viking: *grumble*
MattZitron Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Viking: I'm sorry son, you have to be at least THIS tall to get on the longboat.
Christian Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Viking: "Hey! you are too little to be viking. You'll have to drink some more mj
Governor Mister Phes Posted September 15, 2005 Governor Posted September 15, 2005 "GIMLI! I never realised LEGO bought that Lord of the Rings licence...."
SuvieD Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 "Now old timer watch the shiny axe spin, good, good, *clunk*. Where is your daughter now and my Mj
Hobbes Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 "I can see you're a man with excellent taste. I have here this Dwarf2000 double-bladed axe which I could sell you for a great deal. It comes with a scythestone and 2 bottles of a special mix of scythefluid. --- I see you hestitate... And you're right. Here, wait, you know what? If you agree right away I'll throw in 2 extra bottles and a second stone. How's that for a deal?"
metallifreak44 Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 "I admire your impressive manly beard!" "I will destroy you for your compliments!" Gotta love them Vikings.
languages Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Is not the size of your axe that counts, its how you use it.....also the type of plastic its made of and if its grey or bley is a major factor...
Beagle Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 "You may have a fancy helmet, but at least I can bend at the waist." or... "Hey, after this let's take those shoulder pads of yours and make us some waffles!"
Hinckley Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 "No son of mine is going to be a ROCK RAIDER!"
Akkhraziel Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 "Why are you wearing a dead cat on your face...and that axe isn't regulation, you know...are they intiationg n00bs again ?"
WesternOutlaw Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 We've just about got the Viking palette loaded in the factory, but we're missing just a few pieces. Will this be OK until then?
xwingyoda Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Guys, just a reminder that the contest closes today at 18:00 (GMT+1). Let the captioning continue guys ;) I will post the second contest after the deadline, so stay tuned ;) Here is my captioning (hey, want to join the fun, even if I'm out of the contest hehe ;) ) V :
jonfett Posted September 18, 2005 Author Posted September 18, 2005 This contest is over. Thanks for all your great entries! Choose your favourite caption from this contest here and write your own caption for the 2nd contest here. Look our for more caption contests during Viking Month! :) Jon.
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