The Boaralonoceros

[Wrinkledlion X]

An oddly-colored Boar-Buffalo-Rhinoceros from a dream I had.

At first it was dead and disgusting and had a short, sickly brown mane. My cousin and I approached the huge carcass (Which was 10 or so feet tall lying down) and he decided to hack off its golden horns to make himself a viking helmet.

This woke the monster up and it stood up (To about 15-20 feet) and began chasing us throughout the neighborhood. As it awoke its hair lengthened and turned all sorts of shades of blue, green, gold, etc.

Other than its mane it is red and greasy and almost entirely hairless.

This is Chilton Skaggs, lawyer and con-artist. He scams people out of their money and then helps them to prosecute others in his place.

He suffers from a mental condition known as "Compulsive Thriftiness," which causes him to avoid at all costs actually spending the millions of dollars he brings in. To save money, for example, he doesn't pay his water bills and opts instead to clean himself and his clothes with bars of deodorant.

He also has a white plastic briefcase, oddly papery pants, and a cheap, plastic-y polyester suit.

Coach Namor Grundelstein is a school PE teacher and the coach of the Stickington Snails. He is known for his frequent, intense bouts of depression as well as his racism and nationalism.

Comrade Prumpanachkoff (Or "Prumpa" to his friends) is a Red Army general in charge of the Stickington Invasion Force (A group of ex-Soviets lead by Vovochka Gansukh).

Prumpa is remarkably jolly and inefficient, and his true ambition is to be a singer in the Red Army Choir. He is proud of his no-kill record while in the military, but his comrades think differently.

There's not much to say about this one.