Professor Thaum Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago Kahal Aghan : It's done mighty Sahir, Abdul and I announced everywhere that the Faris Al Thaumeddine was ready and will attend the joust. Sahir Al Thaumeddine Ibn Djinn Denim : Excellent, now it's time to prepare. Run and fetch Bonk, please Abdul. Kahal Aghan : It si perfectly saddled Sahir. Bonk is ready too. But why a boar for a joust ? Sahir Al Thaumeddine, etc, etc : Bonk is an Erymanthian boar, a guarantee of safety. You two should get on just fine Kahal Aghan ! You're a perfect Faris ! Kahal Aghan : But... Migthy Sahir, this honor is yours ! Only you are of noble blood. I'm only your retainer ! I'm unworthy to joust. Sahir Al Thaumeddine, etc, etc : Baloney ! You are a true warrior, and more than rightful to attend. Your armor is of the finest steel, Bonk is a hell of a match for any of their poor mounts and you're my sword for many years now. You're well educated, and far better than those barbarians, unable to distinguish between right and left, just good to wack it and to wallow in blood and viscera. No doubt you will make me proud of you on the field, Kahal Aghan... And just imagine that after the strike I could be stabbed with the splintered end right into a chink of the armor is just a nonsense. Sahir Al Thaumeddine, etc, etc : Fine, here comes Ichaulm with your jousting gear. He is a perfect squire, isn't he ! Sahir Al Thaumeddine, etc, etc : You feel even more awesome than you already are, Kahal Aghan. They'd better watch out. Kahal Aghan : I'm really not sure that... Sahir Al Thaumeddine, etc, etc : Relax, my friend. If you're of generous mood and allow them to stand a chance, you may choose Onk as a mount, he is less fiery, but certainly allows you a most accurate strike. Sahir Al Thaumeddine, etc, etc : You may even choose a wooden weapon which will shatter on impact instead of impale your opponent. C&C welcome as usual Quote
NOD Posted 15 minutes ago Posted 15 minutes ago This is a very funny story and photos! I think the boar with Kahal Aghan passes as heavy cavalry. But you can only select 1 additional piece of equipment: - announcer - backup lance - extra horse (Onk) Quote
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