CapOnBOBS Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 "Here on Croc Islands, croc huntin' is easy and-ah way-ah life. Dats why we call it dat. What is more challenging is getting your croc based products to stand out in an already oversaturated market! It is a classic example of Adam Smith's invisible hand at work," explained the scruffy cook/cashier/owner of the small artisan shop. Frankly, it was a jarring transition from the fluid swampy version of the King's own into the polished meter of a university student recounting economic theory. As he talked, his hands moved lightning fast and his eyes never looked up from his work. Beaming, another satisfied customer exited with a double order. Causing the owner to nod his head just a bit and go back to explaining that after a formal education in Granoleon, he had traveled the brick seas looking for just the right set of spices to return home to Croc Island to perfect his masterpiece. "People talk about 'farm to table' in Granoleon, but they have never eaten croc meat caught fresh that morning... all our meat is locally sourced, fresh, never frozen, free-range, no hormones... People don't appreciate where their food comes from in the big city." "I hope to teach people about where their food comes from, not just feed them..." Quote
NOD Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 That's a good idea and a funny story! I like the happy customer who walks out with 2 sausages. The 2 pedestrians don't seem too enthusiastic when they see the crocodile on the tree. You can't please everyone. Quote
Thomas Waagenaar Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 Haha, this is amazing! Enjoyable and light-hearted story with a cute MOC to go with! The crocodile hanging from the tree adds another neat dimension and vibe to it too! Quote
Jeff of Clubs Posted February 26, 2022 Posted February 26, 2022 Thats hilarious. Now I'm hungry so well done! Quote
blackdeathgr Posted March 6, 2022 Posted March 6, 2022 (insert red face due to the blood splattering by the road). Crocodile sausages? I wouldn't mind tasting those...NOT! Although with sufficient spices I believe you can turn virtual any meat into sausages so, why not... Quote
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