dr_spock Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 April 620 Off the shores of El Oleonda. Pew pew. Bob, Captain Susieh, and Brutus made land. Rolling along. A deadly trap? Don't squeeze the Charmin. Some background info: Charmin is a North American brand of toilet paper. One of the brand mascots is a bear. Their early TV advertising centered around discourage squeezing the product to feel its softness. China was the first country recorded to use toilet paper in the 6th century A.D. Recently toilet paper has become scarce in parts of the world. Build can be splitted like toilet paper for ease for filming. Quote
LM71Blackbird Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 This is great! Nice build with a entertaining story! May the Toilet paper shortage end! Quote
Fraunces Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 Very funny story I was wondering what the white stacks where, then it hit me Quote
Professor Thaum Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 Lol, toilet paper at will... this is true goldmine for El Oleonda Quote
blackdeathgr Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 The Cult of the Endless toilet paper! Coincidentally we have a toilet paper brand that is ironically called "Endless" Quote
Tezclatipoca Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 You killed me ... Sure it's something worth figting for... Quote
pombe Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 Those are quite precious! SKID MARKS ARE REAL!!! Wait, what, we're back? I thought we were done with this! Pish posh, Lucy. Anyways, toilet paper as a roll was actually not invented until after the Age of Sail. Until that happened, people would mostly use newspapers or magazines, nothing at all, or their left hands, which is why as a custom we shake hands with our right hands. In fact, the first documented use of paper to clean oneself after defecating was recorded in Medieval China. Note that splinter free toilet paper is a relatively recent refinement. This reminds me of a joke: did you hear about the movie named "Constipated"? IT NEVER CAME OUT!!! I hate you all. Quote
Professor Thaum Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 And thanks @pombe for the hilarious final words. I just noticed that the idol is pooping... mwahahahahahaha ! Quote
Sir Kingston Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 It's only a matter of time before WayMart limits me to two cannon apiece.... sad sad times... Quote
Fraunces Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 On 4/15/2020 at 10:37 PM, pombe said: IT NEVER CAME OUT!!! oh my Quote
dr_spock Posted April 20, 2020 Author Posted April 20, 2020 Thank you everyone. On 4/12/2020 at 4:20 AM, Fraunces said: Very funny story I was wondering what the white stacks where, then it hit me Hopefully not too hard, Charmin are supposed to very soft. On 4/12/2020 at 5:13 AM, blackdeathgr said: The Cult of the Endless toilet paper! Coincidentally we have a toilet paper brand that is ironically called "Endless" Interesting, is it really endless or supersized rolls? On 4/15/2020 at 4:37 PM, pombe said: Pish posh, Lucy. Anyways, toilet paper as a roll was actually not invented until after the Age of Sail. Until that happened, people would mostly use newspapers or magazines, nothing at all, or their left hands, which is why as a custom we shake hands with our right hands. In fact, the first documented use of paper to clean oneself after defecating was recorded in Medieval China. Note that splinter free toilet paper is a relatively recent refinement. Pombe! You're back. That is correct. There were many complaints when some magazines went to printing on glossy paper. I have an old Sears catalogue on standby now that YellowPages and WhitePages are no longer printed. Quote
blackdeathgr Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 6 hours ago, dr_spock said: Interesting, is it really endless or supersized rolls? Nah, it's just normal size. Damn those marketists Quote
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