Captain Braunsfeld Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) Citizens of Pontelli, please vote for the candidates: 1) Sergeant Diego Ramirez A more conservative candidate. Right forward player of the Pontelli Platfeet soccer team. 2) Toktawoo A good friend of Colonel Brickinson. 3) Swash Buckler One of the more daring citizens of Pontelli. Always smiling. 4) Smiling Sally Well, what can I say ... 5) Attorney Jon van Dyke A proud member of Pontelli's jurisdiction. Not the smiling type of guy... Please cast your votes until the end of this month. (Everyone in BoBS can assume the role of a Pontelli citizen and vote) Edited May 19, 2018 by Captain Braunsfeld Quote
Mesabi Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 What are all of the candidates positions on the WTC conducting unregulated business in Pontelli? Quote
Captain Braunsfeld Posted May 20, 2018 Author Posted May 20, 2018 On 19.5.2018 at 6:11 PM, Mesabi said: What are all of the candidates positions on the WTC conducting unregulated business in Pontelli? Noone in Pontelli has ever heard about the WTC. What is that anyway? "Worried Trade Company"? "Without Tasks Completed"? "Watch Them Complaining"? Anyway: Everyone is invited to impersonate a voting Pontellian. Quote
Darnok Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 I like big bricks and I can not lie... Vote casted. Quote
Kwatchi Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 Pontelli is in desperate need of new leadership. New ideas. A new direction. Too often, our politician have left us on a sour note, and the citizenry have been stuck with empty bellies as a consequences. Graft is ripe and everyday existence has become distasteful. But no more! This May 31, help take a bite out of corruption. This May 31, serve our community a big helping of justice. This May 31, put some meat that vaguely looks like a turkey in every pot. This May 31, VOTE CANNIBAL! VOTE TOKTAWOO! TOKTAWOO FOR MAYOR OF PONTELLI! (this advertisement paid for by an interfering foreign government) Quote
Captain Braunsfeld Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 17 hours ago, Drunknok said: I like big bricks and I can not lie... Vote casted. Thanks. 13 hours ago, Kwatchi said: Pontelli is in desperate need of new leadership. New ideas. A new direction. Too often, our politician have left us on a sour note, and the citizenry have been stuck with empty bellies as a consequences. Graft is ripe and everyday existence has become distasteful. But no more! This May 31, help take a bite out of corruption. This May 31, serve our community a big helping of justice. This May 31, put some meat that vaguely looks like a turkey in every pot. This May 31, VOTE CANNIBAL! VOTE TOKTAWOO! TOKTAWOO FOR MAYOR OF PONTELLI! (this advertisement paid for by an interfering foreign government) Spot on! Well, I would call him an "Islander" not "Cannibal". He is also the chief of a nearby living islander clan. There will be huge trade synergies, etc. So, Pontellians, vote! Quote
Captain Dee Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 Hmmm... choices, choices. Exactly what, uh, mayoral qualifications does Smiling Sally have? A nice set of... teeth? (Since she isn't actually smiling, we can't tell. Actually, we might not notice if she was smiling, anyway.) At any rate that's a diverse group of candidates. Quote
Darnok Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, Captain Dee said: Exactly what, uh, mayoral qualifications does Smiling Sally have? Well, if you do not notice her qualifications, you should get your eyes checked. Quote
Captain Braunsfeld Posted May 22, 2018 Author Posted May 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Captain Dee said: Hmmm... choices, choices. Exactly what, uh, mayoral qualifications does Smiling Sally have? A nice set of... teeth? (Since she isn't actually smiling, we can't tell. Actually, we might not notice if she was smiling, anyway.) At any rate that's a diverse group of candidates. I forgot to mention that Sally is a fashion designer and has her own clothing shop in Pontelli labelled "Smiling Sally". And as a minifig she has nice custom parts, torso custom printed and legs through Firestar toys. Quote
Captain Braunsfeld Posted May 27, 2018 Author Posted May 27, 2018 Only a few more days left in this poll election. People of Pontelli (=everyone in BoBS) cast your votes! Toktawoo for Mayor! Quote
Darnok Posted May 27, 2018 Posted May 27, 2018 This election seems totally unbiased towards any one specific character. I think we should really give the only woman in the field a chance. You do not get the nickname of "Smiling Sally" for being a grumpy jerk, so we can assume she is an open and friendly personality. She hides nothing - much different from that savage native. Hiding his face behind a mask, what else might he hide? Do not trust this alleged cannibal, vote for the safety of your community and your loved ones! Vote Smiling Sally! Quote
Captain Braunsfeld Posted May 29, 2018 Author Posted May 29, 2018 It seems that an opinion is forming. But ok, two more days to go. If I use this smiley does it mean I am pro Toktawoo? Quote
Captain Braunsfeld Posted May 31, 2018 Author Posted May 31, 2018 Just a few hours left. But it looks like we already have a winner! Quote
Captain Braunsfeld Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 And a winner we have... as Yoda would say. More to come in a different post. Quote
Captain Dee Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Drunknok said: Big bricks for the win! Wait... what? I'm confused. You mean, like, "DDDuplo"? Quote
Darnok Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Captain Dee said: Wait... what? I'm confused. You mean, like, "DDDuplo"? I could throw some D-related jokes around, but will rather keep them to myself. Quote
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