Doctor Sinister Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 I finally added a new news story - Grunts has been taking up all my Tabletown time lately, so here you go... * * * The Mayor's office today denied any impropriety following newspaper pictures published in our rival publication, "Tabletown Tittle-Tattle" of our glorious leader apparently leaving a three-in-a-bed orgy which was reportedly held at Residence One last weekend. A spokesman for the Mayor denied suggestions that the Mayor was ignoring his responsibilities as head of the Tabletown Region; "Mayor Doctor Sinister has been very busy in attempting to defuse the ongoing border conflicts with BestLockLand and indeed was entertaining two young female VIPs at The Black House when they both became very hot due to a failure in the central heating system. When both of these ladies fainted, our esteemed Mayor took it upon himself as the only person in the room qualified to do anything to strip all their clothes off and attempt to revive them - vigorously. In the circumstances, the Mayor's Doctorate in "Practically Everything" was rather fortuitous as he was able to save both their lives and restore them to full health after a warm chocolate shower." The Mayor and his two VIP guests, pictured just prior his assault on the newsmen outside Residence One. Picture courtesy of Tabletown Tittle-Tattle. * * * Linky Dr. S. Quote
Batbrick Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Oh my goodness! :-D This is the single funniest thing I've read all day! :-D "Mayor Doctor Sinister has been very busy in attempting to defuse the ongoing border conflicts with BestLockLand and indeed was entertaining two young female VIPs at The Black House when they both became very hot due to a failure in the central heating system. When both of these ladies fainted, our esteemed Mayor took it upon himself as the only person in the room qualified to do anything to strip all their clothes off and attempt to revive them - vigorously. In the circumstances, the Mayor's Doctorate in "Practically Everything" was rather fortuitous as he was able to save both their lives and restore them to full health after a warm chocolate shower." :-D A warm chocolate shower? :-D Oh my goodness Dr.S, what have you been up to? Hilarious! Oh my goodness, I have nothing else to say! :-D Batbrick is Back! >:-) Quote
AgentRick Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Mmm, Chocolate shower. I'm not sure what kind of chocolate shower it could be >:-) , Quote
Brickmaster Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Ahaha. Some of the innuedos are so masterful! Great, and funny, job :-D No comment beyond that :-$ I just hope the admins have no problems with such humor X-D Quote
General Zen Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 That was hilarious! X-D I really enjoy your creativity. ;-) Quote
ExoBuilder Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Oh, that was hilarious!! Once I saw the title, I was shocked! X-O *sweet* :-D Quote
maiq the liar Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 (edited) :-D Well, albrickuerque and Tabletown aren't enemies yet, so excuse me if this makes you want to kill me, but... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (although something you have that i don't is...A police force and a working camera.) (of course, mayor m'aiq turns to butter with a nosebleed when he sees famous supermodel and pin-up girl Pollyanna, who was born in albrickuerque. Currently, pollyanna is albrickuerque's only claim to fame.) Edited January 19, 2008 by maiq the liar Quote
iamded Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Hehehe, hilarious! :-D :-D Great cover story report of what actually happened, very funny! :-P ~Peace Quote
Stauder Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Lol... :-D Keep up the good work! :-P Stauder Quote
DB24 Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 HAHAHA!!! Brilliant! Funniest news out of Tabletown ever! *y* Quote
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