You Know You Love Lego Too Much When...

[MagPiesRUs]

Exactly as the title says: come up with ways to tell you love LEGO too much. Be creative and funny. Here are my attempts :-$

1. ... You never open or close your hands; you expect everything to just be able to clip onto them.

2. ... When you want to put a backpack or scarf on, you attempt to pull your head off.

3. ... You go to an airport and repeatedly complain that the planes there are too <insert that tiresome argument>.

4. ... You start tearing apart your house, claiming you're 'modding' it.

5. ... You can't stand the colours reddish-brown or bluish-grey.

6. ... You have built large studs all over the floor.

7. ... You live far away from any cliffs, not being able to stand BURPs.

8. ... You are unable to move your elbows or knees.

Feel free to make up your own (in fact, I encourage it *sweet* )

[AgentRick]

9) You paint your house white with a red roof, and your holiday house yellow with black roof

10) You think houses should have open backs and no stairs

11) You wonder why you can never find an Octan station in your town

12) You only use $100 bills

13) You think the city should have more police and fire stations

Hey, this is fun! More later.

[PSPguy]

...You are asexual. ;-)

[MagPiesRUs]

15)... You refuse to play any type of card game, knowing full-well everyone's hand will be king of spades, king of hearts, king of clubs, ace of hearts and ace of spades.

16)... You think it's a well-known fact that two types of aliens exist on Mars: ones that look like dinosaurs crossed with battle droids, and ones that look like jelly and can only move their two legs together.

17)... The only history you know of are castles, pirates, ninja, vikings and cowboys. Even then you believe that the most common weapons back then were either catapults or flick fire missiles.

[Nebsirob]

18.)...You can

[iamded]

25.) ...You never drive wide cars, as your only loyal to 4 stud wide vehicles. :-P

26.) ...When you see some one on town with eccentric hair, and wonder why you haven't seen that hair piece before.

27.) ...When you see people walking around with hand bags and start to wonder when TLC released Indy's satchel in different colours.

This is fun, but man it's hard! X-D

~Peace

Edited December 29, 2007 by iamded

[TheFrisian]

28)... When you think yellow is a very healthy skin color

29)... When you only refer to your children as JFOLs (Junior Fans Of LEGO)

30)... When you need a new haircut and end up at a toystore looking for alternative hairpieces

[Username_Taken]

31)... Every digital clock you own reads 12:01

U_T

[Axle]

31)... Every digital clock you own reads 12:01

U_T

Or 10:51.

32)... When you are building a house you expect there to be exact instructions on it and where the furniture should go.

[jifel]

32. you cant smell anything

33.you cant hold your steering wheel because your arms dont bend in

this is FUN!

jifel

[Ricecracker]

34......you have to jump into your car because the manufacturer didn't add doors.

35......every three years you get a new police station and logo.

36......you won't go up hills because you are afraid of CRAPP.

37......you can't drive your car because your knees don't bend. :-P

wow this is really fun

[Doctor Sinister]

38) Your children can't walk at all, as their short legs don't move.

Dr. S.

Edited December 29, 2007 by Doctor Sinister

[Brickulator]

I fixed the numbers, somewhere along the lines we has two 32's. I think every time someone has a new reason, they copy the list from the prievious post and add their idea to the bottom.

1) You never open or close your hands; you expect everything to just be able to clip onto them.

2) When you want to put a backpack or scarf on, you attempt to pull your head off.

3) You go to an airport and repeatedly complain that the planes there are too <insert that tiresome argument>.

4) You start tearing apart your house, claiming you're 'modding' it.

5) You can't stand the colours reddish-brown or bluish-grey.

6) You have built large studs all over the floor.

7) You live far away from any cliffs, not being able to stand BURPs.

8) You are unable to move your elbows or knees.

9) You paint your house white with a red roof, and your holiday house yellow with black roof.

10) You think houses should have open backs and no stairs.

11) You wonder why you can never find an Octan station in your town.

12) You only use $100 bills.

13) You think the city should have more police and fire stations.

14) You are asexual.

15) You refuse to play any type of card game, knowing full-well everyone's hand will be king of spades, king of hearts, king of clubs, ace of hearts and ace of spades.

16) You think it's a well-known fact that two types of aliens exist on Mars: ones that look like dinosaurs crossed with battle droids, and ones that look like jelly and can only move their two legs together.

17) The only history you know of are castles, pirates, ninja, vikings and cowboys. Even then you believe that the most common weapons back then were either catapults or flick fire missiles.

18) You can

[AgentRick]

41) You think fleshies are a different race, or don't out in the sun that often

42) The only holiday celebrated is Christmas

43) There are different companies like Blacktron or M-tron that have hi-tech materials, but don't give some of that technology to the military

[ExoBuilder]

44) Everytime you go to sleep, you take your legs off. :-)

[jifel]

45. you cant open your door because the handles are to small

jifel

[ExoBuilder]

46) When you go get a haircut, all you need to do is find a new hair piece.

[adik_sa_lego]

47) You think that clothes with designs are retro.

48) All of your clothes are plain, you just have to replace them with stickers (ugh)

[Doctor Sinister]

49) Scrubbing your face too hard removes your features leaving you blind and unable to eat.

50) There are giant teethmarks in all the bricks making up your home.

Dr. S.

[Commander Andrew of 501 st]

51: your horse can't run but it can stand

*n* *sing* >:-)

Edited December 29, 2007 by Commander Andrew of 501 st

[jifel]

52. you ask your nieghbor to give your car a huge pull so your motor will go

jifel

[Ricecracker]

53. when its not unusual to have something sci-fi invade your town!

[Dino_Bot]

54. When you look at that guy who built the Titanic in minific's scale every day and dream to build one just like it.

[Norrington]

Hm... Wishing to be able to build something someone else has built isn't to unusual. How 'bout this one:

55: You wonder why the Titanic's engineers didn't bring any bricks to patch a hole.

[Sir Dillon]

56: When you come across this thread and say to yourself: "You can't love Lego too much!".

:-P