Doctor Sinister Posted November 10, 2007 Posted November 10, 2007 1) When purchasing a tube of wood glue, ALWAYS accept the offer of a bag to carry it in. Do NOT say "No, it's OK" and proceed to place it in your pocket only for it to leak and glue your trouser pocket tightly shut. 2) When shopping with a two-year old boy sitting in the trolley, do NOT let him "look after" the carrier bag containing three loaves of bread unless you like your bread to be squashed when he decides to sit on it. 3) My new LEGO remote-control train will NOT take the corners in Tabletown at full speed but will instead de-rail itself, smash into the football stadium, kill hundreds of spectators and then plunge into the harbour, taking a container ship with it. This is not good. That is all. Dr. S. Quote
Corvus Posted November 10, 2007 Posted November 10, 2007 Those poor spectators... Hope their team was winning. X-D Quote
Lt. Col. Thok Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 Ouch. Poor Dr.S - subjected to death by bread-which-a-two-year-old-sat-on-and-probably-farted-on-too. Btw, is the last one going to make Tabletown News? Quote
Doctor Sinister Posted November 11, 2007 Author Posted November 11, 2007 Btw, is the last one going to make Tabletown News? Working on that right now... Dr. S. Quote
Lt. Col. Thok Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 Working on that right now...Dr. S. Excellent... >:-) Quote
Siegfried Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 3) My new LEGO remote-control train will NOT take the corners in Tabletown at full speed but will instead de-rail itself, smash into the football stadium, kill hundreds of spectators and then plunge into the harbour, taking a container ship with it. This is not good. :-D Is that 7897? Mine does that all the time. :-/ I think it's because the last carridge is too light. Quote
Doctor Sinister Posted November 11, 2007 Author Posted November 11, 2007 :-D Is that 7897? Mine does that all the time. :-/ I think it's because the last carridge is too light. Yes it is! :-D Oddly enough, on my test track (separate from Tabletown) it's better if you run it backwards. News here! Dr. S. Quote
Siegfried Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 Yes it is! :-D Oddly enough, on my test track (separate from Tabletown) it's better if you run it backwards. I think I have noticed the same thing. :-P Quote
iamded Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 Oh no! What horrible news! We're gonna need new bread! Oh, and the Tabletown incident is quite bad too... Seriously though, I've just caught up on all this Tabletown news, fantastic job! Can't wait to see what happens next! Er, not that I want another bad thing to happen... 8-| :-P ~Peace Quote
Shadows Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 1) When purchasing a tube of wood glue, ALWAYS accept the offer of a bag to carry it in. Do NOT say "No, it's OK" and proceed to place it in your pocket only for it to leak and glue your trouser pocket tightly shut.How much wood would a wood glue glue if a wood glue could glue wood? Nevermind, I'm not starting that again.2) When shopping with a two-year old boy sitting in the trolley, do NOT let him "look after" the carrier bag containing three loaves of bread unless you like your bread to be squashed when he decides to sit on it. Flatbread is all the craze these days. 3) My new LEGO remote-control train will NOT take the corners in Tabletown at full speed but will instead de-rail itself, smash into the football stadium, kill hundreds of spectators and then plunge into the harbour, taking a container ship with it. This is not good. Clearly you need to install a bridge. Bridges are more appropriate places for train accidents and much less likely to kill innocent bystanders, unless they're standing by the bridge or fishing under it or something. Just think of a more Addams Family style crash and save yourself a lot of trouble. Quote
Opproperaar Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 (edited) 1) When purchasing a tube of wood glue, ALWAYS accept the offer of a bag to carry it in. Do NOT say "No, it's OK" and proceed to place it in your pocket only for it to leak and glue your trouser pocket tightly shut.2) When shopping with a two-year old boy sitting in the trolley, do NOT let him "look after" the carrier bag containing three loaves of bread unless you like your bread to be squashed when he decides to sit on it. Dr. S. I just can't seem to decide which of these two I find the funniest. Of course when all this happens to you in the same day I guess you're kinda mad but it's funny as hell from where I'm standing. :-D :-D Edited November 11, 2007 by Hairy Ruben Quote
natelite Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 3) My new LEGO remote-control train will NOT take the corners in Tabletown at full speed but will instead de-rail itself, smash into the football stadium, kill hundreds of spectators and then plunge into the harbour, taking a container ship with it. This is not good. what kind of a mayor would allow a train to run next to a football stadium, right next to the habor? i say, fire the mayor!!! :-P :-D [watch as mayor's approval rating plunges to the low teens] oooo...there will be riots in tinseltown! :-P Quote
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