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1) When purchasing a tube of wood glue, ALWAYS accept the offer of a bag to carry it in. Do NOT say "No, it's OK" and proceed to place it in your pocket only for it to leak and glue your trouser pocket tightly shut.

2) When shopping with a two-year old boy sitting in the trolley, do NOT let him "look after" the carrier bag containing three loaves of bread unless you like your bread to be squashed when he decides to sit on it.

3) My new LEGO remote-control train will NOT take the corners in Tabletown at full speed but will instead de-rail itself, smash into the football stadium, kill hundreds of spectators and then plunge into the harbour, taking a container ship with it. This is not good.

That is all.

Dr. S.

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3) My new LEGO remote-control train will NOT take the corners in Tabletown at full speed but will instead de-rail itself, smash into the football stadium, kill hundreds of spectators and then plunge into the harbour, taking a container ship with it. This is not good.

:-D Is that 7897? Mine does that all the time. :-/ I think it's because the last carridge is too light.

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Oh no! What horrible news! We're gonna need new bread! Oh, and the Tabletown incident is quite bad too...

Seriously though, I've just caught up on all this Tabletown news, fantastic job! Can't wait to see what happens next! Er, not that I want another bad thing to happen... 8-| :-P

~Peace

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1) When purchasing a tube of wood glue, ALWAYS accept the offer of a bag to carry it in. Do NOT say "No, it's OK" and proceed to place it in your pocket only for it to leak and glue your trouser pocket tightly shut.
How much wood would a wood glue glue if a wood glue could glue wood? Nevermind, I'm not starting that again.
2) When shopping with a two-year old boy sitting in the trolley, do NOT let him "look after" the carrier bag containing three loaves of bread unless you like your bread to be squashed when he decides to sit on it.

Flatbread is all the craze these days.

3) My new LEGO remote-control train will NOT take the corners in Tabletown at full speed but will instead de-rail itself, smash into the football stadium, kill hundreds of spectators and then plunge into the harbour, taking a container ship with it. This is not good.

Clearly you need to install a bridge. Bridges are more appropriate places for train accidents and much less likely to kill innocent bystanders, unless they're standing by the bridge or fishing under it or something. Just think of a more Addams Family style crash and save yourself a lot of trouble.

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1) When purchasing a tube of wood glue, ALWAYS accept the offer of a bag to carry it in. Do NOT say "No, it's OK" and proceed to place it in your pocket only for it to leak and glue your trouser pocket tightly shut.

2) When shopping with a two-year old boy sitting in the trolley, do NOT let him "look after" the carrier bag containing three loaves of bread unless you like your bread to be squashed when he decides to sit on it.

Dr. S.

I just can't seem to decide which of these two I find the funniest. Of course when all this happens to you in the same day I guess you're kinda mad but it's funny as hell from where I'm standing. :-D :-D

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3) My new LEGO remote-control train will NOT take the corners in Tabletown at full speed but will instead de-rail itself, smash into the football stadium, kill hundreds of spectators and then plunge into the harbour, taking a container ship with it. This is not good.

what kind of a mayor would allow a train to run next to a football stadium, right next to the habor? i say, fire the mayor!!! :-P :-D [watch as mayor's approval rating plunges to the low teens] oooo...there will be riots in tinseltown! :-P

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