Col. Brik Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 (edited) Mission E-11 Fascini Cluster Tags, Exploration, We have been exploring these huge rocks for weeks now and I detected a man made structure on one of the larger asteroids so we decided to land and investigate. "Sir, this looks like the entrance, what do you think?" "I don't know Redshirt 4, those arrows and round door......could be a soda machine, or a bubbler." "Bubbler sir?" "Never mind......" We found a silver device of some sort on one of the chambers. Redshirt 4 decided he wanted to hold it. "Sir, there seems to be a on off switch.....should I activate it....while I point this end at me?" "Nooooooooooooooooo" Well....at least I don't have to fill out his pay sheet this week. We moved on, leaving the carnage behind us and found another room with a odd looking helmet in it. Concerned was I, odd it is. The chamber was lit up with torches, a odd power was in the room. I couldn't put my finger on it as much as I forced myself to try. Redshirt 3 decided he was going to be funny and put it on. "Look sir, it fits.......arrrrrggghhhhh......You.....you will bow before me......there is some dark force......BOW" "Redshirt, don't make me do it!" "DARKSIDE!!!!" I sliced the poor reshirts head clean off.... That's it, I am noping the heck outta this place, no way, no how do I want anything more to do with this odd hocus pocus stuff from wherever it came from! Yup, bury the entrance, don't tell anyone at all about this. Not even CEO Raven is going to hear about this. I am going to go back to my hanger, work on my ship and pretend this never happened. I am going to stick to being a Pilot, this exploration stuff is way above my pay grade. Edited December 20, 2015 by Col. Brik Quote
Isundir Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 (edited) My brain read this "Sir, there seems to be a on off switch.....should I activate it....while I put this end on me?" instead and I ended up totally misinterpreting the third picture I am horrible, just horrible. Edited December 20, 2015 by Isundir Quote
Col. Brik Posted December 20, 2015 Author Posted December 20, 2015 My brain read this "Sir, there seems to be a on off switch.....should I activate it....while I put this end on me?" instead and I ended up totally misinterpreting the third picture I am horrible, just horrible. Welp, now that you mention it. My subconscious must have kicked in when I made the scene. Quote
EpsilonEta Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 (edited) Ooo, so many fun SW references! (and I just watched ep VII) Yup, bury the entrance, don't tell anyone at all about this. Not even CEO Raven is going to hear about this. I am going to go back to my hanger, work on my ship and pretend this never happened. And how are you going to explain the deaths of those fine soldiers/exploresrs? (they stumbled and fell and there bodies where never found yeh, happen all the time, we have a standard form for that ) Edited December 21, 2015 by EpsilonEta Quote
SpacerSteve Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Ha. I like how you are always killing off the redshirts. Quote
Col. Brik Posted December 21, 2015 Author Posted December 21, 2015 Ooo, so many fun SW references! (and I just watched ep VII) And how are you going to explain the deaths of those fine soldiers/exploresrs? (they stumbled and fell and there bodies where never found yeh, happen all the time, we have a standard form for that ) I will bury the front office in TPS reports, you'll never have enough time to get through all the red tape ;) Quote
Andromedas Gates Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 The judges awarded you 3 points. Quote
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