Lady K Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Donuts? I don't know anything about donuts but I do have these little snacks that I feed to the Alsatians in the shop. They're surprisingly tasty for people, too! You do know what's in those right? I mean I read somewhere about all the fake chemically things and possibly horse meat that goes into stuff like that. Seriously, fresh caught fish is the way to go!
def Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 You prefer cosplayiest of the cosplayers? To be honest, I'm not so interested in mocking or humour. Scum to catch, towniest to be. No time for would be comedy.
jimmynick Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 What about blindly trusting Shadows? Or does that come later? Do we still do that? I haven't been out of the kitchen in a while. Ah, but there are some things we will always do. Just like later on today, we'll vote off some rube that makes a silly comment before noon, and who can't argue their way out of the lynch for the life of them. there are things we simply must do. For tradition!... just like my traditional Mediterranean sause on our individually handcrafted bucatini pasta at Chez Albert! Is this the bit where we all claim to Hinckley? Oh, what's that? Hinckley's not playing in this game? Rats! I don't recognise this this terminology. It's unacceptable. To be honest, I'm not so interested in mocking or humour. Scum to catch, towniest to be. No time for would be comedy. Plenty of time to freestyle some rhymes, though.
Dannylonglegs Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Is this the bit where we all claim to Hinckley? Oh, what's that? Hinckley's not playing in this game? Rats! You're right! How ever will we progress through day 3 and onwards without claiming to Hinckley!? Plenty of time to freestyle some rhymes, though. Garnish fish with a lime for a dish that's sublime, yo!
Tamamono Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 I don't recognise this this terminology. It's unacceptable. Oh, don't be a scrooge! I heard the tree that coined it was brilliant and handsome.
mostlytechnic Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 To be honest, I'm not so interested in mocking or humour. Scum to catch, towniest to be. No time for would be comedy. Dang, Louis beat me to pointing out the crummy poetry there. But I agree, scum to catch. So I post a lot to get you all to talk and thereby catch those Milanos. See, you can be funny AND catch scum all at the same time!
Piratedave84 Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 20,000,000th time is the charm .... I'm here, I don't care about your non-organic food discussion, let's hunt scum!! Back when my husband and I came here, there were no Mianos, just good honest townspeople. Let's get id of those scums and get our town back to it's former glory.
Lady K Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 20,000,000th time is the charm .... I'm here, I don't care about your non-organic food discussion, let's hunt scum!! Back when my husband and I came here, there were no Mianos, just good honest townspeople. Let's get id of those scums and get our town back to it's former glory. Well, considering that your husband sells organic food, you should care. I have been the only inhabitant of this small lighthouse and good food and good humor are what keeps us a unified happy town. Those scum will be the negative, more quiet ones who just don't want to have fun. And now the hunting for scum has begun!
Dragonfire Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Anyone who does not eat meat is as good as a murderer. I think you probably should take the "not" out. Animals die to give us meat, you know. You're right! How ever will we progress through day 3 and onwards without claiming to Hinckley!? I know right! Oh, and I think Ann just ended the fluffy stuff by getting annoyed with us. Such a spoilsport
mostlytechnic Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Scum huntin' time! Back when my husband and I came here, there were no Mianos, just good honest townspeople. slight townread, since she can't even spell milano right. Members of the family would never have made a mistake like that and risked ticking off the godfather. I have been the only inhabitant of this small lighthouse and good food and good humor are what keeps us a unified happy town. Those scum will be the negative, more quiet ones who just don't want to have fun. And now the hunting for scum has begun! another townread, since a person living alone by definition can't be part of a crime family . I've got a bottle of wine in case anyone wants that. Scum! Found one! Trying to get us all drunk so that we can't catch you. Not falling for that here, no sir-ee
KotZ Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Scum! Found one! Trying to get us all drunk so that we can't catch you. Not falling for that here, no sir-ee More for me then.
Sandy Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 G'day, everyone! What a fine mob we are forming here! Well, I'm just starting out saying that I'm suspicious of everyone, but especially those who keep promoting donuts. I think that's actually slang for bribes of our police and other govt officials, and that's why we've got these problems here. Meh, it doesn't have to be donuts. Coffee goes down just fine with buns, cupcakes or muffins, too.
JackJonespaw Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Scum! Found one! Trying to get us all drunk so that we can't catch you. Not falling for that here, no sir-ee Oho, nice one! We all have products to offer, it just depends on what is offered... If we get some scum-tracking radars in at the Emporium, I'll let you all know. I'm going to add 300% to the price, since you all seem desperate enough.
StickFig Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 If we get some scum-tracking radars in at the Emporium, I'll let you all know. I'm going to add 300% to the price, since you all seem desperate enough. :suspicious glare:
TrumpetKing Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Fluff? Where? I was once covered in fluff for a role in my blockbuster film, Attack of the Dust-Bunnies II: The Return of the Dust-Bunnies. Such a tragic conclusion, really. I've also seen plenty of other murder mystery films where people endlessly babble on throughout the first day about how lazy the townspeople are when it comes to making an early decision. Unfortunately, that's just the way it has to be. I know my movies, and I know that nobody ever wants to speak up, especially so early with no evidence to incriminate anybody, so I'm not sure why Ann is so annoyed. Maybe you should come over ans watch a film, dear. The shop just got one of my favorites - Eurobrick Mafia - on tape! Such a CLASSIC!
Palathadric Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Well rats, I come here to yell "First Post!" and instead there's some idiot going on and on about donuts. That's my baby! Since when does anyone give more than a rat's megablocks about donuts? Imagine switching real food for crap! So about those donuts. I was reading this really good novel about a really bad guy that was always one step ahead of the cops by leaving a trail of donuts away from him. The cops were constantly taking donut breaks and never caught him. So we may want to keep any eye out for donuts on the ground. Don't eat them. Can we just stop talking about donuts already? What will be talking about next? Puff-puffs? Please! ...Well, I have to give it to you that you are at least mentioning them for good reason. Donuts should absolutely be avoided at all costs. Like, obviously. You want to bloat your body out with anything besides good food? If you're going to get fat, you may as well enjoy yourself doing it, right? I can bet you 100 to 1 that the scum are the ones promoting donuts. Fish dinner?! How dare you! Why, my dearest husband, the love of my life, the apple of my eye, and I have dedicated our lives to the protection and promotion of all God's creatures, both land and sea, air and...well you get the idea. Save fish, eat other stuff. Ah! Mon dieu! What a scummy suggestion! Save the fish? Sacre-blue! Are you suggesting we all become *shudders* vegitarian?! If it weren't for meat, then what would we be? Savages! That's what! A man needs a big hunk of meat everyday! Mmm. Big juicy hunks of meat. I feel the urge to go cook something! I know, right? It's like lets all go into gardens and eat the vegetables directly out of the ground. Some people have no sense of class! Scummy if you ask me. I wonder what else they have buried in their gardens, but really, I don't want to know. I simply must disagree with your analysis. Fish=meat=good=town. By that logic, then, the donut connoisseurs would be the vegitarians... I mean scum. Well... same difference in my opinion. Anyone who does not eat meat is as good as a murderer. In fact, I'll just say it in language everyone can understand. If you don't eat at our restaurant, it's obvious that you're scum for two reasons: one, you have no sense of class, hence deserve to be rooted in a group known as the "Scum of the Earth," or two, you've got something scummy to hide. Keep a register of those who come to our restaurant tonight, Ann, hun. Seriously, fresh caught fish is the way to go! And then we've got these silly noobs who jump to the other extreme. So scummy! As soon as a little bandwagon is formed saying fish are good to eat, they say that fish should be eaten fresh from the stream. What baloney. If the fish is prepared properly by professional chefs, and served in conjunction with all the sanitation requirements, then it may as well be as good as donuts as far as I'm concerned. Your comment smacks of desperation and like you're trying to separate yourself from your fish-protecting scummy partner. Do you happen to eat donuts while you fish, perchance? I have been the only inhabitant of this small lighthouse and good food and good humor are what keeps us a unified happy town. Those scum will be the negative, more quiet ones who just don't want to have fun. And now the hunting for scum has begun! It's like, I like what you're saying. This town is built around good food, eaten in a proper location, with good company, gathered in said location. From the way you're jumping from the lone fisherman out doing his thing, to "let's all get together and have fun," just smacks of more scumminess than I can handle. Still, if you become a paying customer, you are welcome to our restaurant as any other.
Bob Posted May 11, 2015 Author Posted May 11, 2015 Voting is now open! With 18 players, it will take 10 votes to lynch.
JackJonespaw Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 And then we've got these silly noobs who jump to the other extreme. So scummy! As soon as a little bandwagon is formed saying fish are good to eat, they say that fish should be eaten fresh from the stream. What baloney. If the fish is prepared properly by professional chefs, and served in conjunction with all the sanitation requirements, then it may as well be as good as donuts as far as I'm concerned. Your comment smacks of desperation and like you're trying to separate yourself from your fish-protecting scummy partner. Do you happen to eat donuts while you fish, perchance? It can't be, no no. There is no correlation between donuts and fish. It's either one or the other. Donut=town, fish=scum. Basis? Killing fish, murder=scum. It's the most simple choice. I've got my eyes on you, Eric. Your defense of fish is a little too strong.
Dannylonglegs Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 I think you probably should take the "not" out. Animals die to give us meat, you know. I know right! Oh, and I think Ann just ended the fluffy stuff by getting annoyed with us. Such a spoilsport Non! You've got it all wrong! I employ an ethical butcher! All of the animals we serve at Chez Albert give their meat gladly to be served at such a high class establishment as ours! They're happy to be part of such fine cuisine! Look at their adorable little faces! So happy! Furthermore, the only thing fluffy here I see is my delightfully fluffy Quiche prepared from freerange eggs. Today's special is salmon, but we've also got a mouth-watering sausage quiche! slight townread, since she can't even spell milano right. Members of the family would never have made a mistake like that and risked ticking off the godfather. Don't be so hasty, mon amis! Illiteracy does not preclude scumminess by any means. I know, right? It's like lets all go into gardens and eat the vegetables directly out of the ground. Some people have no sense of class! Scummy if you ask me. I wonder what else they have buried in their gardens, but really, I don't want to know. In fact, I'll just say it in language everyone can understand. If you don't eat at our restaurant, it's obvious that you're scum for two reasons: one, you have no sense of class, hence deserve to be rooted in a group known as the "Scum of the Earth," or two, you've got something scummy to hide. Keep a register of those who come to our restaurant tonight, Ann, hun. Mon Dieu! that's a lot of words! I can see why you're the publicity man, and I, the chef! Your analysis is spot on!... And not just because you're complimenting my exquisite cuisine... which is as it should be, of course. It can't be, no no. There is no correlation between donuts and fish. It's either one or the other. Donut=town, fish=scum. Basis? Killing fish, murder=scum. It's the most simple choice. I've got my eyes on you, Eric. Your defense of fish is a little too strong. Flip-flopping is sign of a scum! (or a fish)! You just stated there's no correlation between donuts and fish either way, but then said that there was! Which is it, Sarah?! Sounds fishy to me!
JackJonespaw Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 Flip-flopping is sign of a scum! (or a fish)! You just stated there's no correlation between donuts and fish either way, but then said that there was! Which is it, Sarah?! Sounds fishy to me! Oh crap! No, no I'm...no! I meant...collaboration! I meant collaboration! No fish/donut collaboration! By the way, we all know that these offers for fish and donuts are for the cheapest, least edible kind of donuts and fish. If you want the tastiest, go with the Emporium. "Selling literally everything excepts deities since 1805"
Dannylonglegs Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 Oh crap! No, no I'm...no! I meant...collaboration! I meant collaboration! No fish/donut collaboration! By the way, we all know that these offers for fish and donuts are for the cheapest, least edible kind of donuts and fish. If you want the tastiest, go with the Emporium. "Selling literally everything excepts deities since 1805" Hon hon hon! (that's French for Ha ha ha) Freshest food at the Emporium?! I think not! You'll never get fresher than Chez Albert!
mostlytechnic Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 If we get some scum-tracking radars in at the Emporium, I'll let you all know. I'm going to add 300% to the price, since you all seem desperate enough. If your radar actually WORKS, it's worth every penny and I'll be the first in line to buy one! ...Well, I have to give it to you that you are at least mentioning them for good reason. Donuts should absolutely be avoided at all costs. Like, obviously. You want to bloat your body out with anything besides good food? If you're going to get fat, you may as well enjoy yourself doing it, right? I can bet you 100 to 1 that the scum are the ones promoting donuts. Found another scum! See, it works like this. I'm town, and I started the donuts=scum thing. Now you come along and parrot it, it's obvious that you're scum trying to buddy up to me and jump on the donut bandwagon. Hm, maybe we don't need those expensive radars....
def Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 I'll get it started: Vote: Gregory McHenry (Lady K) Based on just a general scuminess. Irene is choice two.
mostlytechnic Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 Me for second choice? Why? I'm the towniest of the townies, oakiest of the oaks, a solid citizen.
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