Siegfried Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 Qui Gon Jinn and Darth Vader get into an interesting debate about what the prophecy meant by "restoring the balance" and that with two Sith and hundreds of Jedi there was only one logical solution. Qui Gon Jinn says, "Well so there is Yoda, and you never tracked down Obi-Wan either". "Indeed", grumbles Vader thinking dark thoughts, "Thus with myself and Palpy, that is pretty darn even". There is a pause. "So what about you? What are you doing here? You have ruined my balanced universe, the one you claimed to have wanted." Qui Gon thinks about it, but then ignites his saber and beheads himself. "The balance has been restored." mutters Vader. "Now lets go and track down that Leia traitor...." Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 (edited) That makes even less sense *wacko* Killing does not inherantly lead to posession. Also the way in which "own" is being used. As a verb in place of something like "overcomes". Makes no sense at all. Well, it's not really supposed to make total sense. It's just a part of speech meant to show total domination. For example, in Star Wars: Republic Commando multiplayer, if you are on Red team, then after you get a higher score, the rep will say: 'Red team is dominating'. It means that red team is scoring so many points, kills, whatever so fast and so easily they literally own the battlefield. Btw, I think that Vader will win. Frankly, I'm surprised that so many people think that Qui-gon can win. He got driven by a Sith apprentice with horns. :-P For pete's sake, how he can kill the Dark Lord of the Sith? :-| Edited August 18, 2007 by trooperdavinfelth Quote
jifel Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 (edited) darth maul could kick *vader*s whiny butt! jifel Edited August 18, 2007 by jifel Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 darth maul could kick *vader*s whiny butt!jifel Wow. That's the most negative statement about Vader I've ever heard. Plus, butts don't talk, therefore they can't whine. Quote
jifel Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 (edited) vader still is whiny hey captaintau, since this was your idea can i make an ultimate bionicle challenge? jifel Edited August 18, 2007 by jifel Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 I think that as long as you have enough characters and if you properly spell their names out then you can do it. It's not really copying, nor is it stealing. Captain Tau certainly made this challenge for the greater good! (people in black hoods and capes chant: THE GREATER GOOD) Plus, it'd be fun with Bionicle! There are more opinions and more possabilities. I say you should go for it. If tau has his scruples, I don't hold it against him. Quote
captaintau Posted August 18, 2007 Author Posted August 18, 2007 Firstly, jifel: I have no problem with your idea. You don't need my permission anyway. Besides, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Now, this match. I make it three all so again I'm ruling in favour of who seems to have the better arguments in their favour. I think is Qui Gon Jinn so I announce him as the winner. The next match takes place in the area on Geonosis. Featuring first arriving by Republic Gunship, its Jedi Jimmy. And his opponent in his Hoth Gear, arriving by Millennium Falcon, its Han Solo. Round 2, match 9. Jedi Jimmy vs. Han Solo (new-version system-scale Millennium Falcon) Quote
jifel Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 jedi jimmy is a master and could easily deflect the blaster bolts into hans face. jimmy wins jifel Quote
Siegfried Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 Jedi Jimmy is looking around, wondering where his ride has vanished to when Han in arctic gear turns up. Han tries a quick draw but he is too hot and Jimmy brings his saber up with time to spare. Han falls to the ground, his heart burnt to a crisp. Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 In a rush, 1 vote for Jimmy because Han isn't as good as Jango and Jimmy was my first Jedi. Quote
Piranha Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 PSPguy your answer seems fimilar :-D Next time can you Please Quote? Thanks in advance ;-) :-) Piranha Quote
Shadows Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 You know, we can't really prove that he's a Jedi at all, can we? Was he labeled as such anywhere? He always looked like a guy who waited in line too long to see the movie and ended up sneaking in. Ok, he probably is one, so Han is going down this time. Doesn't matter who shoots first when the other one has a lightsabre. Quote
captaintau Posted August 19, 2007 Author Posted August 19, 2007 Han shoots first. But he's up against a old-Republic era Jedi Knight, who is schooled in form III. Blaster bolt deflected. Han cut down. Though Jimmy does have a bit of manic expression, I concede Quote
captaintau Posted August 19, 2007 Author Posted August 19, 2007 So Jedi Jimmy wins and advances into round 3. The next match takes place on an unknown world full of Dark Side energy. The first fighter is an Iridonian named Darth Maul (original Sith Infiltrator). And his opponent, the Bounty Hunter Dengar. Round 2, match10. Darth Maul (original SIth Infiltrator) vs. Dengar Quote
jifel Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 dengar is good, but will in ivetiblly be cut down. maul wins jifel Quote
Commander Andrew of 501 st Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 i'd say dathy maul easy cut and beatdown Quote
Piranha Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 Bounty hunters are pretty skilled but in a match agianst one of the most powerful sith lords ever, he loses One day dengar is walking threw Naboo palace He is just in time to see Qui Gon get slain by DM He runs up and says"You killed that innocent jedi,How could you!!" DM is so angry he slices dengar in half ,killing him DM Wins!! Piranha Quote
Commander Andrew of 501 st Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 He runs up and says"You killed that innocent jedi,How could you!!"DM is so angry he slices dengar in half ,killing him DM Wins!! Piranha mmm yes killed him easily he wasnt very innnocent he was in his way making rude remarks >:-) :'-( Quote
Siegfried Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Darth Maul is on a cliff, busy muttering to himself about getting revenge on Jedi and focusing on the Force when Dengar walks past on a job. Maul in a fit of blind rage throws his saber at him but it only connects with a bandage. Dengar then shoots the ground below Mauls feet and he falls to a fiery death. Quote
Shadows Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Dengar would lose even if this battle was against the top or bottom half of what was left of Maul. Dengar/Han Solo would have been a fascinating fight though. Quote
Commander Andrew of 501 st Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 a pityfull but funny fight would be a mouse droid vs. a treadwheel droid :'-) :-D Quote
captaintau Posted August 20, 2007 Author Posted August 20, 2007 I do think in retrospect that this would have been better with two groups: Jedi/Sith and non-Jedi/Sith. Anyway, Lord Maul wins easily. Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 (edited) Much as I regret to see my favorite nonentity bounty hunter cut down, the Iridonian wins. EDIT: I couldn't help but notice that Boba Fett wasn't in this minifig challenge. I don't think he was in round 1 either. Will there be a sequal to this challenge? Edited August 20, 2007 by trooperdavinfelth Quote
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