captaintau Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 On we go with round 2. This round will be exactly half as long as round 1 and we hope twice as exciting. Again matches will be randomly drawn from the remaining fighters. The fighters survivor round 1 are: 1. Wicket 2. Obi Wan Kenobi (Mos Eisley Cantina) 3. Kit Fisto 4. Anakin Skywalker (Ultimate Space Battle) 5. Imperial Scout Trooper (Speeder Bikes) 6. Dengar 7. Jedi Jimmy 8. Super Battle Droid (DBP) 9. Yoda (Wookiee Catamaran) 10. Leia (Jabba's Palace) 11. Droideka (Jedi Defence I) 12. Anakin (Tusken Raider Encounter) 13. Qui Gon Jinn 14. Imperial Red Guard (Imperial Star Destroyer) 15. Darth Vader (Ultimate Lightsaber Duel) 16. Greedo 17. Mace Windu (LULS) 18. Obi Wan Kenobi (Gungan Sub) 19. Jango Fett 20. Darth Maul (Sith Infiltrator) 21. R2-D2 (Jabba's Sailbarge) 22. Obi Wan Kenobi (Ultimate Lightsaber Duel) 23. Darth Vader (Imperial Star Destroyer) 24. Shock Trooper 25. Boba Fett (Cloud City) 26. Obi-Wan Kenobi (Delta-7) 27. Chewbacca (new, system-scale, MF) 28. R4-P17 (Delta-7) 29. Han Solo (new, system-scale, MF) 30. Yoda (Jedi Duel) 31. Darth Tyranus 32. Darth Sidious (Final Duel I) Our first match may shock, but it was bound to happen sooner or later. We can but hope that this set the standard for matches to come. The first match of round 2 will take place in a desolate Tusken Raider camp on Tattooine. Featuring first, Anakin Skywalker (Tusken Raider Encounter). And his opponent, flying in on Eta-2 Actis, its Anakin Skywalker (Ultimate Space Battle) Round 2, match 1. Anakin (Tusken Raider Encounter) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Ultimate Space Battle) Quote
jifel Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 tusken annie is a whiner so ultamate spacebattle annie on(he also has better saber skills) jifel Quote
captaintau Posted August 10, 2007 Author Posted August 10, 2007 This is tough one. On the one hand Space-Anakin is further along his journey and is more skilled. On the other hand, could he handle someone with Tusken-Anakin's raw anger? I don't know about his famed Assaj Ventress match, but Tyranus was hardly rushing in full of anger. I can see Tusken-Anakin having the edge here. Maybe the anger would be undoing. Maybe Tusken-Anakin would rush in for the quick kill and Space-Anakin would simply sidestep and easily decapitate him. I'm gonna go with the last paragraph. Ultimate Space Battle Anakin gets the win in my book Quote
Piranha Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 (edited) Both Anakins' are pretty good Jedi Knight Ani was able to defeat Count Dooku so I'm going with Ultimate space battle ani because of his skill in the 3rd movie Piranha Edited August 11, 2007 by Piranha Quote
Siegfried Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 "Ahghghhhhhhghghgh! You killed my mother!", are the last words Ultimate Space Battle Anakin hears as Tusken Raider Encounter Anakin kills him. :'-( Odd. *wacko* Quote
Clonie Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 I wrote a whole elaborate story, but it wasn't very good. :-P USB Anakin won. Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 (edited) USB Anakin has seen more of life, has hardened over the years, has tempered his saber skills, has more of the dark side fueling him and has better hair. USB Anakin wins. Edited August 11, 2007 by trooperdavinfelth Quote
PocasNuckie Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 (edited) USB Anakin flies over TE Anakin trying to take him down, but fails due to his overconfidence ... TE Anakin manages to grab a gaderfii stick, and with his senses bumped due to his anger and touch of the dark side, he powerfully throws the stick on USB Anakin fighter, that is hit in a critical point, that makes the ship coming down to the sands ... The match now get's its place in the ground, but USB Anakin is having problems because his big long hair is retaining a lot of sand, that is making him heavy.. not to mention the fact the mighty sand winds of the desert are sending his hair to the front of his eyes, making me blind in some moments even if just for a few seconds... USB Anakin maybe cool and good up there in space, but in the sandy ground down here.... Tusken Encounter Anakin wins! Edited August 11, 2007 by PocasNuckie Quote
captaintau Posted August 12, 2007 Author Posted August 12, 2007 A split decision sees Ultimate Space Battle Anakin be the first to enter round 3. Your next match takes place on Endor. Featuring first the Ewok, Wicket. And his opponent, fresh from his round 1 win, its Darth Sidious (Final Duel 1). Round 2, match 1. Wicket vs. Darth Sidious (Final Duel 1) Quote
Piranha Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Darth Sidious would use force lightning on wicket and shock him to death The end Piranha Quote
Siegfried Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Darth Sidious uses all his skills to turn Wicket in a blackened husk. The crowd goes wild! X-D X-D X-D Quote
Corvus Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 I can't believe wicket survived to round two... Well, he won't get into the next one! Wicket swings his sling (hm, it rymes...)and throws it. The projectile bounces of the Emperor's rear end. This, of course, makes him rather annoyed. "This little rat does not deserve to live," he thinks. "But how to kill him? The possibilities are endless!" While the Emperor is pondering, Wicket finds a glowing rock in his pouch of the type found in Battlefront II. He throws it, and the Emperor is unceremoniously thrown on his bruised rear. Wicket then throws his spear at the Emperor. Since the little furball has short arms and the spear isn't that big, The spear misses the Emperor's chest and stabs him in the leg. Now very annoyed, The emperor pulls out his lightsaber and punishes Wicket. The emperor wins. Quote
Clonie Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Oh coool. Well, Palpatine lightning's Wicket. The end. Quote
Shadows Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Well, not much of a battle here, sadly. Wicket doesn't stand a chance without making up some kind of complicated crazy story, so it's all Sidious and fried ewok. Quote
captaintau Posted August 12, 2007 Author Posted August 12, 2007 The Emperor sees the potential for such an innocuous-looking being to be an agent of the Sith. Rather than simply beat him, Sidious turns Wicket to the Dark Side. Wicket subsequently slaughters Ewok younglings, learns the ways of the Sith and, as is traditional, slaughters his master. Bugger that, that's not a match. Yep Force Lightening all the way. Sidious wins Quote
jifel Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 sidiuos would fall in love because everybody except wicket said he was ugly wicket thinks so but cant say it and takes sidiuos by surprise by puting a stone in his wrinkled head wicketon jifel Quote
PocasNuckie Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Totally toasted Ewor for Dinner! Of course Palpy wins! *y* Quote
captaintau Posted August 12, 2007 Author Posted August 12, 2007 So Darth Sidious gets an easy win. Anyone else remembering the classic YubYub Burger? Your next match takes place on board an Imperial Start Destroyer and has a guest referee in the form of George Lucas (quite why, I have no idea). Featuring first an Imperial Red Guard. And his opponent, Darth Vader (Ultimate Lightsaber Duel). Round 2, match 3. Imperial Red Guard (Imperial Star Destroyer) vs. Darth Vader (Ultimate Lightsaber Duel) Quote
Piranha Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Lets see they both are cool But when a sith battles a guard it is quite obvious who would win The red guard would do some fancy martial arts moves but Vader is more skilled in such things He cuts the Guards arm off Then grabs the electric spear and jabs it into his chest killing the guard Darth Vader wins Piranha Quote
captaintau Posted August 12, 2007 Author Posted August 12, 2007 This is Lord Vader arguably at his most powerful. The Red Guard hasn't a hope, though at least he'll put up a fight, unlike Nute Gunray and co. Quote
jifel Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 whining vader complains that the ac is too low before he notices the guard and *vader* are color opposites hes so exited he drops his saber and gets gutted jifel Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Vader wins. Yo jifel, I think you should stay realistic. I don't mean to be a stickler but some of the ideas you are suggesting are entertaining and hopeful but entirely impossible. Besides, if you vote for, say, Wicket, and all the votes go to Sidious, doesen't that make you feel weird? Quote
jifel Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 being a rebel i think vader and palpy must die and i think this should have funny storys and be intirely unpredictable jifel Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Well, storys funny but realistic. Here's my Vader story: Vader and IRG stroll out on to the duel mat stopping often to strike a pose for a camera, and when they finally reach the center, they begin chatting about the Emperor and how he's a retarded old Sith, and right as the IRG is devising a plan to surprise attack Vader, he earns a lightsaber through his heart for his plan. Quote
Siegfried Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 The Imperial Guard has been sucking down the whole elite thing for too long and he feels bold enough to make fun of Vaders resemblance to an ATM black glove. He doesn't live long enough for a single laugh... Quote
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