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It occurs to me that this version of Yoda doesn't actually have a Lightsaber. Yoda is very powerful indeed. But this is wisened, older, Obi Wan.

Yoda's only weapon is the "Force", but Obi Wan has spent the last, what, 18 years in meditation and Force development, hence being able to appear to Luke post-death.

So Yoda tries hurling Obi Wan off a cliff, but Obi Wan redirects the Force push. They have an almighty Force fight among the tree tops with Yoda staying ahead, but just barely. Ultimately, Obi Wan gets close enough to strike Yoda with his Lightsaber

A close and hard-fought win for Obi Wan

Posted (edited)

Yoda spent over 100 years getting a better understanding of the force

18 years is nothing However he does have a lightsaber so here is what happens

Yoda force pushes obi wan into a wall so hard it breaks Obi's back

Then obi throws his saber at yoda,impaling him

Right before he dies he manages to throw the lightsaber back,cutting Obi Wans head off

Yoda then dies

Since Yoda managed to outlive Obi by 2 minutes he wins this match

Piranha

Edited by Piranha
Posted

A fierce battle, Yoda jumping around, tossing all kinds of things at Obi Wan who manages to fend them off with both the force and his sabre. Time passes.

Obi Wan turns off his sabre and says, "if you strike me down, I will ... " as Yoda force pushes him through a wall of rock, off a cliff, down into a ravine, and then directs the mountain to bury him. "Blah blah blah, always chatty was he," mutters Yoda, "now his ghost I'll probably have to listen to."

Posted

OK, I'm calling this match early simply because I don't know if I'll have time later with going first to the Dojang, then to work.

I make it a close win for Yoda.

The next match features Obi Wan Kenobi AGAIN. That's three out of the last four matches, folks. Again I promise that draws are completelt random.

This match takes place in the arena on Geonosis. First, the lord of the arena, Sith Appentice Darth Tyranus. And his opponent, arriving by Delta-7 Aetherprite, its Jedi Knight Obi Wan Kenobi.

Round 2, match 7. Darth Tyranus vs. Obi Wan Kenobi (Jedi Starfighter)

Posted

Again, I have to say, it was a damn hard match. 5 votes for Yoda, 4 for Obi-wan. Anyway, since Obi-wan proved that he could easily have gotten a slice on the arm and a dot on the knee, Tyranus could very easily kill him, since it was Anakin who interfered with him. If you watch Epi. 2, Dooku was pulling a smack-down swing. Dooku wins.

Posted

"Let's take him together", Obi-Wan says, before he realises he is alone. Ooops. Darth Tyranus cuts him down while he is still perplexed as to how this match ever started....

Posted

This is a hard choice here

Obviously Obi has the upper hand for being a knight.........Wait!! Dooku is sith lord,no match at all here!!

he first battles Obi Wan for a little while,Dooku gets tired out and uses force lightning on him

Obi tries to block but doesn't realize until it too late

Dooku fries Obi Wan killing him,Dooku Wins

Piranha

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Putting it in perspective ...

Anakin owned Tyranus. Obi Wan owned Anakin. A tough fight, but I think Obi Wan can take him.

Even flashing back a bit, Tyranus was Qui Gon's master, and Qui Gon fell to Maul, who Obi Wan took out. I would have loved a Qui Gon / Tyranus match in real movie form. Now that would have been epic.

All in all, given the right amount of rage, Obi Wan at that point was very strong and Dooku was always too smug.

Difficult but entirely attainable victory for Obi Wan.

Posted

Can I just ask what all this "owned" is about? I don't see any characters being possessions of any other. Except obviously young Anakin and his mother who were "owned" as it were by Watto.

Posted

Lol, that's a good one, tau! *tu tu, tsssinnggg* Ownage is the fact that one character owned the other character in that because the other character was owned by the owner, he couldn't do anything. Therefore, ownage. It's like a kind of power field that surrounds the owner and if the other character comes in to the field, they become owned. It's also another way to say pwned.

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Ownage is the fact that one character owned the other character in that because the other character was owned by the owner, he couldn't do anything. Therefore, ownage. It's like a kind of power field that surrounds the owner and if the other character comes in to the field, they become owned. It's also another way to say pwned.

That still doesn't make any sense. Ownage is based on being owned? Mmmmm, OK. See my above post :-/

Posted

Well, it's not in a sense actually paying money to own, it's more like a subtle sense of the word. Here's another example: 'You just got n00bed.' That means you got killed by a noob or by someone with a noob weapon. In this case: 'You just got owned' it means the person who killed you literally has so much power over you he literally owns you, therefore he can basically do whatever he wants with you.

Posted
Well, it's not in a sense actually paying money to own, it's more like a subtle sense of the word. Here's another example: 'You just got n00bed.' That means you got killed by a noob or by someone with a noob weapon.

That makes even less sense *wacko*

In this case: 'You just got owned' it means the person who killed you literally has so much power over you he literally owns you, therefore he can basically do whatever he wants with you.

Killing does not inherantly lead to posession. Also the way in which "own" is being used. As a verb in place of something like "overcomes". Makes no sense at all.

Posted

I make it 4-2 to Darth Tyranus, who advances to round 3.

The next match is again Jed vs Sith. And what an interesting match of individuals. Its really a case of "If I knew then..."

First we have Jedi Master Qui Gon Jinn. And his opponent, Sith Apprentice Darth Vader (ISD)

Ouch!

Round 2, match 8. Qui Gon Jinn vs. Darth Vader (ISD)

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Qui Gon wins

For one DV is part cybernetic and can't do fancy lightsaber moves

However Qui Gon can so being a Jedi knight/almost master he wins

Qui Gon Slices Vader's breathing panel, causing him to die choking

Piranha

Posted

Qui Gon jumps on DV that keeps defending very well all the time. When DV finnally has a breach to attack, he does it, but does nothing but cut a lot of Qui-Gon's long air. Unfortunately for DV a sneaky bad hair gets through his breathing masks system, wich makes DV sneeze... this sneeze causes some kind of short-cirtuit wicked reaction that blow's up DV's suit. That said...

Qui-Gon Wins...

... but now with not so much hair!

Posted (edited)

qui gon prepares to duel when he recognises dv and takes out a photo album. when he learns what happened to his padawan he turns and guts *vader*

jifel

Edited by jifel

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