Clonie Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 (edited) This is the Vader without the suit, Sinner. :-P I think Vader of course. I can't see much potential for a funny story so we'll just say the Guard gets killed five times before he hits the ground. In other words, pwned. Edited August 13, 2007 by Clonie Quote
Siegfried Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 This is the Vader without the suit, Sinner. :-P Ooops! I will ammend my post... >:-( Quote
captaintau Posted August 13, 2007 Author Posted August 13, 2007 Calling this match early due to working a night shift tonight. Darth Vader wins and advances into round 3. Your next match comes from the city of Otoh Gunga. Introducing first and standing inthe atlantic-blue corer, we have Jedi Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi (Gungan Sub). And his opponent, landed in the pacific blue coner, its R4-P17 (Jedi Starfighter). Lets get it on, come on! Round 2, match 4. Obi Wan Kenobi (Gungan Sub) vs. R4-P17 (Jedi Starfighter) Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Ok, R4 doesen't have a snowball's chance in hell, and since Obi-wan hasn't experienced being with R4 yet he has no feelings for the droid, so he kills her. Quote
Siegfried Posted August 14, 2007 Posted August 14, 2007 Obi-Wan forgot to power off his lightsaber when getting out of the sub and it is shorted out again. Thus when he attempts the slice R4-P17 (bad mood) all he manages to do is show his intentions. R4-P17 proceeds to slice and dice the young padawan. Quote
captaintau Posted August 14, 2007 Author Posted August 14, 2007 I think against many characters, R4 would be victorious. I mean its essentially a whole starfighter here! But I think Obi Wan, even as young and inexperienced as he is, would be able to deflect any blaster bolts, Force-jump on board and L:ightsaber R4 for the win. Quote
Piranha Posted August 14, 2007 Posted August 14, 2007 Why is a body less droid even considered a fig? She is more of a part then a fig Anyway Obi killed Darth Maul so a droid has no chance at all Obi wins Piranha Quote
Clonie Posted August 14, 2007 Posted August 14, 2007 Yeah, I guess Obi wins. Even though it is a Jedi Starfighter. Quote
jifel Posted August 14, 2007 Posted August 14, 2007 obi is good enoughto beat a sith by ''lightly'' tapping into the darkside, so r4 is doomed. slice'n'dice jifel Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 14, 2007 Posted August 14, 2007 Ok, Obi doesen't know who R4 will become, so he doesen't give a darn before he slices her dome down the middle. Quote
Shadows Posted August 14, 2007 Posted August 14, 2007 Barring any attempts at creative writing, clearly Obi Wan takes care of this one quickly, then stands around wondering just what Qui Gon saw in those pesky Gungans. Quote
captaintau Posted August 14, 2007 Author Posted August 14, 2007 OK, so Obi Win wans again. R4 was an interesting addition to the contest but its all over for him now. Your next match again pits human against machine. Introducing first, from the Droids Battle Pack. Its a Super Battle Droid. And his opponent, still with chains attached, its Princess Leia (Jabba's Palace). Give them both a hand (especially since the droid doesn't have any!) Round 2, match 5. Super Battle Droid (Droids Battle Pack) vs. Princess Leia (Jabba's Palace) Quote
Legoman Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 on her way there, leia gets hurt in the time travel machine.as soon as she gets to the fight arena with her broken arm.she gets pinned to the wall dead with a head shot. :-X (the super battle droid saw her) Quote
Siegfried Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 Leia smiles seductively and points to her chained throat. The droid obliges and destroys the shackle.... and her neck as well. :'-( Quote
Shadows Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 ... Leia smiles seductively and raises her points to her chained throat ... I'm suddenly distracted from the whole battle ... >:-) As we all know, the Super Battledroid suffers one major design flaw, the arm clips break easily, and I'm counting on this one having at least one loose one. Leia spots the loose arm and quickly smacks it with her chain, knocking it off as the SBD attempts to gain a lock on her. She dives across the floor, grabs the arm coming up behind the droid where she begins beating the crap out of him with it. Not being the most maneuverable of things, the droid can't seem to get turned around quick enough to fight her, and she just keeps circling behind him, smacking away, until finally doing enough damage to shut him down. Behold the power of the metal bikini! Quote
Siegfried Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 I'm suddenly distracted from the whole battle ... >:-) Actually that was a mistake. I thought for a while she was tied at the wrist, and then remembered otherwise. However I then forgot to delete what I had already typed. :-$ Quote
Clonie Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 Lol. Well I suppose Leia would chain-whip his Megablockeys until he's destroyed. Hmm, it's entertaining, chain-whipping. *imagines* Quote
captaintau Posted August 15, 2007 Author Posted August 15, 2007 Hinge problems on the SBD are ackowledged. However, I just don't think Leia coudl stand up to that much firepower. Shame, I'd have like to see Leia in future rounds. Actually I'd just liked to have seen Leia! Quote
Clonie Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 Hinge problems on the SBD are ackowledged. However, I just don't think Leia coudl stand up to that much firepower.Shame, I'd have like to see Leia in future rounds. Actually I'd just liked to have seen Leia! Lol.Well I do think she could chain whip his blaster arm before he could shoot. That way you can see her! :-P Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 (edited) I don't believe that this version of Leia has anything special; I'm not weird like everyone else that way. SBD wins! Besides, the SBDs own! Edited August 15, 2007 by trooperdavinfelth Quote
jifel Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 nothing special about lieh and since the sbd is not attracted to anything he would win lieh tries to strangle the droid with her chain as this worked against jabba but the supers ''head'' is way to small for the chain to grip and so lieh is mowed down jifel Quote
Piranha Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 Leia would wrap her chains around the SBDs legs and rip them off Without legs the SBD is forced to hold itself with both arms Leia then breaks off its arms and the droid is rendered useless and joins R4 in the scrap pile Leia wins this match Piranha Quote
captaintau Posted August 15, 2007 Author Posted August 15, 2007 Despite some suggestions of a more positive outcome from some members, Princess Leia unfortunately falls to the SBD. The next match I really didn't want to see. Two of my favourites. One's gotta progress and the fall. This match takes place on the world of Kasssyyk. Introducing first in the leafy-green tree, its Jedi Master Yoda (Wookiee Catamaran). And his opponent, in the foliage-green tree, its Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi (Mos Eisley Cantina) Round 2, match 6. Yoda (Wookiee Catamaran) vs. Obi Wan Kenobi (Mos Eisley Cantina) Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 Ouch. Damn hard match here. Here's a story to lighten you up, CT: Yoda in the leafy-green tree leaps at Obi-wan in the foliage-green tree, but Obi-wan in the FG tree leaps at Yoda in the LG tree. The sabers swing in mid-air, and they both are severely slashed. But what now? Obi-wan is back up! (The only reason I say this is because I know how Yoda owns and all but he always wins!) So one for the Obi! Quote
jifel Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 yoda cant reack obi and keeps jumping till hes too tired where hes cut down and by the way, yoda doesnt have a lihgtsaber Quote
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