Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand

Asphalt · April 24, 2015

Vindsval considers the offer, if ever only so briefly then shakes his head. No that would not do to allow such things.

He then gestures to his small fierce friend.

"It would seem we stand as one. Though some speak more bluntly than others, we cannot let you pass into this town and harm these people further."

**Zepher** · April 24, 2015

Bobby shrugs sadly. "Yeah, you know, dude, we can fight if you want to fight, know what I mean. I don't dig it, but we can't have you messing with these dudes, yo. They're just trying to live life."

Lind Whisperer · April 24, 2015

Bobby shrugs sadly. "Yeah, you know, dude, we can fight if you want to fight, know what I mean. I don't dig it, but we can't have you messing with these dudes, yo. They're just trying to live life."

The figure was silent for a moment. "As am I."

"It would seem we stand as one. Though some speak more bluntly than others, we cannot let you pass into this town and harm these people further."

"Said the dam to the flood that rushed towards it."

"I think we're okay with breaking your head upon a rock. You talk awful smartly for a coward and a thief, givsar."

"You talk loudly, like a child might, because, like a child, you think to others it makes you appear as being brave. And yet, all that results is that you are revealed as what you are - a very loud child.

Child."

Edited April 24, 2015 by Lind Whisperer

The Chosen Minifigure · April 24, 2015

"Said the dam to the flood that rushed towards it."

"Yeah, I do suppose silk or chocolate would do much against it, would they?"

Taking off the hat, and slipping on his gloves, Warlen draws his wand.

"Let's do this, Cole. Hey! You could pave it with coal! That'd be suitable, if a bit messy."

Kintobor · April 24, 2015

"Um, you know, guys, perhaps I should be the one talking to Cole... um, since, you know, I have experience talking with people... and stuff..."

Annienal replies to the party's general shouting at the shadowed figure. She clears her throat before talking to Cole.

"Excuse me, sir? Mr. Cole? What exactly do you wish to reclaim? Your men have come here only claiming to set up a welcoming committee. Needless to say most of my friends here would appreciate being treated better than common servants." Annienal asks Cole in a diplomatic and calm matter, holding her hand above her eyes to block out the sun.

Edited April 24, 2015 by Kintobor

Lind Whisperer · April 24, 2015

"Yeah, I do suppose silk or chocolate would do much against it, would they?"

Taking off the hat, and slipping on his gloves, Warlen draws his wand.

"Let's do this, Cole. Hey! You could pave it with coal! That'd be suitable, if a bit messy."

"Doctor, whatever you do in the battle, do not turn the idiot into a toad. If he makes this much noise with a human throat, I fear what he would do with the lungs of a frog..."

"Um, you know, guys, perhaps I should be the one talking to Cole... um, since, you know, I have experience talking with people... and stuff..."

Annienal replies to the party's general shouting at the shadowed figure. She clears her throat before talking to Cole.

"Excuse me, sir? Mr. Cole? What exactly do you wish to reclaim? Your men have come here only claiming to set up a welcoming committee. Needless to say most of my friends here would appreciate being treated better than common servants." Annienal asks Cole in a diplomatic and calm matter, holding her hand above her eyes to block out the sun.

The figure's voice seemed to soften slightly.

"What I wish to reclaim is impossible, and it is only mere hours - no, perhaps merely minutes, even - before it becomes even more so." The figure's tone became irratic, wildly rising and falling. "I can hear them even now, scraping, scraping, scratching, always scraping! A curse upon dwarves, on all dwarves! Will their desire for glittering objects NEVER be sated!"

He paused, and seemed to breathe.

"I come to take this last scraping of gold, before I must leave for parts I know not where. It is mine by history, though none would recognize the claim. It also belongs in some part to my lieutenant, whom I sent here - and, I presume sadly, from the corpse of the cave-hanger, will never leave here.

I wished merely to take the gold shipment - small, pitifully small as it is - with some part of the dignity a true owner should, and thus, earlier I sent my men into the settlement that I might ride in later in some manner besides that of the outlaw, as I take the sliver of my portion that the world allows.

AHHHH!"

He clutched at his head, and rolled wildly about in his saddle.

"They scrape away, always scraping! The wound in the earth is like a wound in my head! Too...too near...too, too near..."

The Chosen Minifigure · April 24, 2015

"Doctor, whatever you do in the battle, do not turn the idiot into a toad. If he makes this much noise with a human throat, I fear what he would do with the lungs of a frog..."

"It has been said that I am a slimy toad. The actuality of that statement is debatable, although you seem do disagree."

Asphalt · April 25, 2015

"It would seem well that we have no dwarves among us, this man seems less stable by the moment. What connection does he see himself having to the earth itself? Vindsval wonders inwardly as the stranger writhes on his horse.

"Speak plainly man, what do you want here? How have these miners harmed you? Why must you reclaim their gold to be whole?"

Lind Whisperer · April 25, 2015

"It would seem well that we have no dwarves among us, this man seems less stable by the moment. What connection does he see himself having to the earth itself? Vindsval wonders inwardly as the stranger writhes on his horse.

"Speak plainly man, what do you want here? How have these miners harmed you? Why must you reclaim their gold to be whole?"

The figure groaned, and clutched at his head.

"Ahh!...It will not make me whole...Ahh!...That is a pit that none of you have the power to fill...Ahh!...

Their greedy eyes can't see-"

What the stranger thought the dwarf miners' eyes could not see was sadly not a question that would be answered that day, for at that very moment, another voice cut through the air.

"Oi! Oi!"

A young dwarf could be seen scampering down the road on the opposite side of the town. He gleefully waved his arms about.

"Oi! They found a lot, they did! They broke through into a cave, filled wi' all sorts o' crystals! Big ones, pretty ones - my, such a lot of sparklers!"

"Curse...you...earth-grubbers!"

The figure twitched and grabbed at his head, even more wildly than he had at any point until then.

"I will have the small portion that is left to me!"

Prepare for Battle!

The Foe:

Sean Cole *Absorbs Dark*

Type: Humanoid/Ancient

Level: 15

Health: 200/200

Special: Stab: Stabs or shoots the hero in a vital organ, causing the Bleeding effect.

Drops: Mugger's Mask(Head-wear, wearer cannot have gold stolen from them), Sean Cole's Sword-handcannon(Can be used alternatively as either a Handcannon or as a Longsword; each function can only be equipped by classes with the pre-existing ability to equip it; WP:8; as Longsword, pierces SP, as Handcannon, deals Bleeding-effect by 1), 2 Geodes(This chunky rock contains a gem inside it.)(Gem will be determined by random number generation, from 1-9.), 150 gold

Lucustoid Healer *Immune to Earth*

Type: Humanoid/Beast

Level: 15

Health: 150/150

Passive Special: If It Tastes This Bitter, it Must be Bad/Good - Every round, the Healer will cover a knife with random tribal medicine, and throw it at a randomly selected Hero, dealing the effect either by 1, or for the next round.

List of possible effects:

*Hastened*

*Encouraged*

*Lucky*

*Blessed*

*Minimized*

*Jinxed*

*Fragile*

*Weakened*

*Confused*

*Blinded*

*Poisoned*

Passive Special: Healer - If not targeted, will either use a Remedy from his inventory on any randomly rolled allies with negative effects, or will use a Grand Potion from his inventory on randomly rolled ally. Whether he uses a Remedy or Grand Potion is determined by roll.

Special

Drops: Gloves of the Hypocritical/Hippocratic Oath, +10 to Healing and Poisoning(+10 Poisoning is only applicable to Wicked job trait and future/present equivalents, not weapon poisoning), 5 Remedies, 5 Grand Potions, Locustoid Greaves(+4 Ether, immune to Earth Class, equippable by all Ether-based classes), 50 gold

Lucustoid Warrior *Immune to Earth*

Type: Humanoid/Beast

Level: ?

Health: 150/150

Passive Special: You look about My Size - Enemy's level matches Hero's.

Special: Wings - Attacks the hero, and flaps wildly in their face, dealing Wind-elemental damage, with a 1/6 chance of forcing the Hero to target them until they are KO'd. Drops: Lucustoid Axe: WP:6, Locustoid Greaves(+4 Ether, immune to Earth Class, equippable by all Ether-based classes), 50 gold

Cow-Orc

Type: Humanoid

Level: ?

Health: 130/130

Passive Special: You look about My Size - Enemy's level matches Hero's.

Passive Special: Tobacco Spitter - 1/2 Chance of Blinding the Hero when a Special is rolled.

Special: Fires hand-cannon, dealing 3 damage that pierces SP

Drops: Lesser Orc Gauntlets: +6 power on the front row, +3 on the back, handwear, suitable only to orcs, Tobacco Pouch(1/2 Chance of Blinding with attacks, accessory), 30 Gold

Patrick Fletchings

Type: Humanoid

Level: ?

Health: 130/130

Passive Special: Luck o' the Rogues - 1/2 chance of not having to spend a turn recovering his knives.

Passive Special: You look about My Size - Enemy's level matches Hero's.

Special: Throws a knife, dealing 3 damage and piercing SP. After all knives are thrown, will spend a special recovering them, unless he successfully rolls Luck O' the Rogues.

Drops: Throwing Knife: WP:3, Throwing Knife: WP:3, Throwing Knife: WP:3, Swift Boots, 50 gold

Horse A

Type: Beast

Level: 1

Health: 5/5

Passive Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Drops: Raw Horsehide(Worth 10 Gold, or can be worn by Barbarian classes for SP:1)

Horse B

Type: Beast

Level: 1

Health: 5/5

Passive Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Drops: Raw Horsehide(Worth 10 Gold, or can be worn by Barbarian classes for SP:1)

Horse C

Type: Beast

Level: 1

Health: 5/5

Passive Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Drops: Raw Horsehide(Worth 10 Gold, or can be worn by Barbarian classes for SP:1)

Horse D

Type: Beast

Level: 1

Health: 5/5

Passive Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Drops: Raw Horsehide(Worth 10 Gold, or can be worn by Barbarian classes for SP:1)

The Party:

37 year old, Male, Half Giant,

Level: 19.5 Cleric *Gains Triple XP* *Immune to Fire, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, and Sealed Effects* *Party Leader* *Encouraged* *Immune to Magic*

Power: 29 (19+10)(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)

Defense: 3

Health: 27/27 (9+18)

Ether: 27/28 (5+18+5)

Gold: 162

Equipment: Verkenner (WP:10, Darkness elemental Broomstick,(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)ranged), Poisoned by 2

Medal of Glory (accessory, mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, immunity toAsleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, and Weakened effects)(lent by Benji)

Fiery Robes of the Archmagi (SP:3 Bodywear +5 Ether, immunity to Sealed Effect and Fire)

IInventory: Spark Hammer (WP:8, (X2 against Aquatic, Flying, and Mechanical) lightning-elemental hammer)Consumables: 2X Remedy, 5X Potion, Grand Potion, 3X Smoke Bomb, 2X Mead, 7X Tonic, 5x Venom (poison -1), 3X Deadly Poison (Poison -10), Banana, Poison Bomb, Grating Stone, 4x Hurricane (This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle.)

Weapons: , Very Pink Parasol: Broomstick, WP:1, Male enemies are Enamored with the hero.

Artefacts: , Toxic Hood: (Headwear. The green hood worn by the Rosalia Pestilence. Changes the poisoned effect, to Blessed for the duration of the battle if poisoned while wearing the hood, Usable by all.), Ten-Gallon Hat (Gives the wearer the "Tourist" effect, causing no one to take them seriously)

Witch's Talisman(Causes the witch's poisonous attacks to deal poison 10 instead of poison 1; suitable for witches, accessory)

Gems: , Topaz , Emerald X2, Diamond, Opal, Aquamarine X2, Garnet, Sapphire

Decamon Cards: Cherub (Luminous 3)

Tools: Bed Roll and Shovel

Warlen Melimane (The Chosen Minifigure)

Attacks deal

*Enamoured*

*

Immune

to

Darkness

* *

Hilariously and Luckily Drunk

* *

Lucky

* *

Blessed

* *Immune to Magic*

23 year old male half-elf Mage

Level 14

Power:

19 (13+6) (Spellpower: 29 (13+6+10)

Health:

19/19 (5+13+1

*

)

SP:

3

Ether:

15/23 (5+13+3)

Gold:

1

Equipment:

Nightmare (WP:6, deals

*Enamoured*

effect, wand), Magicians Gloves (Power +10 to spells),

Fenarian Robes of the Vampire (SP:3, Max. Ether +4, Immune to

Darkness

, backwear

)

Inventory:

Weapons-

Eagle Shield (SP:4, protects from ether reduction).

Artefacts-

Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear),

Feathered Cap (SP:1, Head-wear, wearer is immune to Petrified), 6x

Ten-Gallon Hat

(Gives the wearer the "

T

o

u

r

i

s

t

" effect, causing no one to take them seriously),

Ethereal Cape (SP:2; Ether +3, backwear)

Magic items-

Amethyst (Darkness), Aquamarine (Water), Emerald (Wood), Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Topaz (Lightning), Diamond (Light), Scroll of Sleep (1/2 chance to make target fall asleep at the cost of 1 Ether), Scroll of Antimagic (1/2 chance to make the target *Immune to magic* at the cost of 1 ether).

Consumables-

2 Potions, Grand Potion, Health Core, 2 Tonics, Remedy, 3x Mead, x2 Smoke bomb, Fire Bomb, Ice bomb, 2x Banana, 2x

Milk(

Restores 15 health and ether when consumed),

2

x Hurricane (

This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle.

)

Other Junk-

Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, 6x Bones, Pickaxe,

2x Shiny Gold Rocks(worth 1 each gold at normal shops, or worth 5 at magic stores for the mica)

*+1 to health from Rockapple Fruit, Quest #131

Annienal Anavir (Kintobor)

"19" year old elven female Knight

*Bonaparte Reputation* *Immune to Magic*

Level 12.5

Power:

30 (12+18)

Defense:

10 (2+5+3)

Health:

22/22 (12+10)

Equipment:

Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Plain Shield (SP: 5), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory),

Wonky Shoes

(footwear, SP: 3, suitable for all classes)((lent by Benj)lent by Asphalt to Annie)

Gold:

434

Inventory:

Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill), Wicked Javelin (WP: 7, throwing weapon, retrievable, 1/6 chance to slow), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear)

Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind) 5x Potions, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), Banana (restores full health to the user), 2x Phoenix Essences, 2x Remedies, 2x Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope,

Naturally Dehydrated Level-Up Shroom (+1/2 of a full level when consumed),

Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pickaxe

Scrolls:

Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether)

Bobby "Young" Bucks Jr. (Zepher)

19 year old human Rogue

Level 10

*Immune to cursed*

*Attacks cause

enamored

* *Immune to Magic*

Power:

19

(9+10)

Defense:

3

Health:

17/17

(10+6+1*)

Gold:

75

Equipment:

Hue and Saturation whip (WP:10; causes Enamored)

,

Nondescript Cape (SP: 3; protects from Cursed effect; suitable for rogues; backwear)

Inventory:

Nice Boots (SP: 1, Footwear: Immune to

Earth

and

Darkness

),

Fine-tuned Flute (WP:15, user is nimble; instrument), Dagger(WP:5, Dagger),

Twin Sai

(

WP: 10

, dual strike, dagger),

4x Potion, Grand Potion, Grand Tonic, Health Core, Remedy, Phoenix Essence, Mead, Shovel, Pickaxe

*+1 to health from Rockapple Fruit, Quest #131

Miderun (CallMePie) *Attacks cause

enamored

* *Absorbs

Earth

*

Encouraged

* *Immune to Magic*

18 year old female orc Barbarian

Level 12.5

Power:

26

(12 + 13 + 1)

Health:

20

/20

(8 + 12)

Defense:

3

Gold:

176

Equipment:

Oculoid Claw (WP: 13, 1/6 chance of dealing the

infected

-effect, causing an enemy to lose health equal to 1/3 of their level rounded down at the end of each round, club), Seductive Perfume (Holder deals the

enamored

-effect, accessory, suitable for women),

Loincloth of the Ancient (SP: 3, Absorbs

Earth

,

footwear

)

Inventory:

Bonaparte Cutlass (WP: 9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes),

Club(WP:5, Club), Serstyral (WP: 3, axe),

War Axe (WP: 9, suitable for suitable for barbarians, alchemists, beast warriors, infiltrators, regulators and winged warriors.),

Tricorne (SP: 3, headwear, suitable for anyone)

, Opal, Phoenix Essence, 4x Potions,

Smoke Bomb,

High Heels (Power +1; suitable for women.),

7 Venoms

Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

Edited April 25, 2015 by Lind Whisperer

Asphalt · April 25, 2015

"By the Gods the man is insane. We must stop them. I will take the healer first. Warlen, choose your gems well. Annienal, I fear you will need to provide our shield wall. Bobby pair your attacks wisely. Miderun use your charms equally with your rage. They out number us, but i have no fear that we will prevail"

Vindsval draws Verkenner from its scabbard, and points it at the healer.

"A man who brings relief to the sick and health to the harmed should no better than to side with he who causes the hurt. Allow to me to show you a different path."

Vindsval attacks the Lucustoid Healer from the Back Row with Verkenner. (X4 damage (X2 encouraged X2 Humanoid) and poison 2)

Battle Order

1. Annienal

2. Miderun

3. Vindsval

4. Bobby

5. Warlen

Edited April 25, 2015 by Asphalt

Kintobor · April 25, 2015

OOC: I got questions pertaining to the enemies because I'm a curious kitten. :laugh:

The Foe:

Lucustoid Healer *Immune to Earth*

Type: Humanoid/Beast

Level: 15

Health: 150/150 Cut down to 150

Passive Special: If It Tastes This Bitter, it Must be Bad/Good - Every round, the Healer will cover a knife with random tribal medicine, and throw it at a randomly selected Hero, dealing the effect either by 1, or for the next round.

Lucustoid Warrior *Immune to Earth*

Type: Humanoid/Beast

Level: ?

Health: 150/150

Passive Special: You look about My Size - Enemy's level matches Hero's.

Special: Wings - Attacks the hero, and flaps wildly in their face, dealing Wind-elemental damage, with a 1/6 chance of forcing the Hero to target them until they are KO'd. Lucustoid Axe: WP:6, Locustoid Greaves(+4 Ether, immune to Earth Class, equippable by all Ether-based classes), 50 gold

Horse A

Type: Beast

Level: 1

Health: 5/5

Passive Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Special: Flying Hooves - Delivers an extra Free Hit

Drops: Raw Horsehide(Worth 10 Gold, or can be worn by Barbarian classes for SP:1)

First of all, what does the Locustoid Healer's "Cut Down to 150" mean?

For the Locustiod Warrior, what's the power of it's attack? The heroes level? Also, the 1/6 chance to only attack the enemy, is that referring to the Locustoid Warrior? Sorry, I'm just a little confused. :blush:

With the Horses, does the extra free hit stack, or if a special is rolled does it only deliver one extra free hit? I'm going to assume the extra free hit is automatic, and cannot be blocked by targeting the horses twice?

Lind Whisperer · April 25, 2015

First of all, what does the Locustoid Healer's "Cut Down to 150" mean?

QM Note: Oops. :blush:

WBD was nice enough to take a look at the battle before it was posted - that was a suggestion he made as to how much health the Healer should have.

For the Locustiod Warrior, what's the power of it's attack? The heroes level?

QM Note: Yes(rounded down). For example, Annie is 12.5, so the Warrior would attack her with a strength of 12.

Also, the 1/6 chance to only attack the enemy, is that referring to the Locustoid Warrior? Sorry, I'm just a little confused.

QM Note: If you roll a special, and the 1/6 roll comes up on the 1, you will only be able to attack the Warrior until the Warrior is KO'd.

With the Horses, does the extra free hit stack, or if a special is rolled does it only deliver one extra free hit?

QM Note: If a horse isn't targeted, it will deliver 2 Free Hits, one from the Passive Special, and 1 from being an untargeted enemy. If the horse is targeted, it only delivers 1 Free Hit, from the Passive Special(Although, with only 5 health, I doubt it'll live long enough to make the Free Hit.), except in the case that Special Damage is rolled, in which case the horse will make 2 Free Hits, one from the Passive Special, and one from the Special. Edited April 25, 2015 by Lind Whisperer

The Chosen Minifigure · April 25, 2015

"Should I get rid of the horses? I've got this bomb! Or, do you just want me to attack and hope for a Shield?"

Ooc-Hold on, shouldn't I be Encouraged? From the dragon scale. And why am I blessed?

Lind Whisperer · April 25, 2015

Ooc-Hold on, shouldn't I be Encouraged? From the dragon scale. And why am I blessed?

Dragon Scale (Grants the lucky and blessed effects when consumed)

The Chosen Minifigure · April 25, 2015

Doh! Although, where did I get that idea from? If I'd known I wouldv drank a Mead as well. Any chance we can assume I did?

Lind Whisperer · April 25, 2015

Doh! Although, where did I get that idea from? If I'd known I wouldv drank a Mead as well. Any chance we can assume I did?

QM Note: I'm afraid not - the rule is that once the battle is posted, any actions you take are a battle action. Retroactive actions aren't allowed.

The Chosen Minifigure · April 25, 2015

Damn. But… Fine. Right.

Asphalt · April 25, 2015

"Should I get rid of the horses? I've got this bomb! Or, do you just want me to attack and hope for a Shield?"

"I believe eliminating the mounts now would be a good use of the bomb, Make it so Mr. Warlen."

The Chosen Minifigure · April 25, 2015

Grinning, Waren lobbed his fire bomb at the enemy party.

"Bombs away!"

CMP · April 26, 2015

"You are just a crazy basul full of greed. I cannot believe we had to come all the way out here to deal with you. We need to talk some sense into these town people when we are done here."

Miderun readied her club, and without hesitation charged Sean Cole in the front row.

**Zepher** · April 26, 2015

"This dude is straight whacked, yo." Bobby attacks the Cow Orc from the back row with his whip.

Kintobor · April 26, 2015

Annienal targets the Warrior from the back row, hoping her armour would be enough to handle the posse.

Lind Whisperer · April 27, 2015

Round One of

:

Annienal vs. Lucustoid Warrior - (Bonaparte Cutlass) - Back Row - Critical Hit - (18x2/2+12 = 30 damage to Warrior)

Miderun vs. Sean Cole - (Oculoid Claw) - Front Row - Special Damage - (Miderun Bleeding)

Vindsval vs. Lucustoid Healer - (Verkenner) - Back Row - Miss - (Nothing happens.)

Bobby vs. Cow-Orc - (Hue and Saturation Whip) - Front Row - Hit - (10+10= 20 damage to Cow-Orc, Cow-Orc Enamored with Bobby)

Warlen throws Fire Bomb - (Sean Cole -5 health, Lucustoid Healer 5x2(Beast) -10 health, Lucustoid Warror 5x2(Beast) -10 health, Cow-Orc -5 health, Patrick Fletchings -5 health, Horse A 5x2(Beast) -10 health, Horse A KO'd, Horse B 5x2(Beast) -10 health, Horse B KO'd, Horse C 5x2(Beast) -10 health, Horse C KO'd, Horse D 5x2(Beast) -10 health, Horse D KO'd.)

Lucustoid Healer - If It Tastes this Bitter, It Must Be Good/Bad - Effect rolled, Blinded, Hero Rolled, Miderun Blinded for Next Round

Free Hits:

Patrick Fletchings vs Annie: - You look about My Size - Level matches Hero - (12/2 = 6, 10-6 = 4, Annie -0 damage.)

Miderun Bleeding, Miderun -5 health

Annie starts the battle, dealing a strong hit to the Warrior, but the battle takes a nasty turn when Sean Cole Stabs Miderun, and the Healer flaps out of the way of Vindsval's strong blows. Bobby manages to land a good hit on the Cow-Orc, though, and Warlen kills nearly half of the combatants with a single incendiary. Of everyone, though, Miderun definitely gets the worst of it, as the Healer manages to blind her for the next round.

The Foe:

Sean Cole *Absorbs Dark*

Type: Humanoid/Ancient

Level: 15

Health: 195/200

Special: Stab: Stabs or shoots the hero in a vital organ, causing the Bleeding effect.

Drops: Mugger's Mask(Head-wear, wearer cannot have gold stolen from them), Sean Cole's Sword-handcannon(Can be used alternatively as either a Handcannon or as a Longsword; each function can only be equipped by classes with the pre-existing ability to equip it; WP:8; as Longsword, pierces SP, as Handcannon, deals Bleeding-effect by 1), 2 Geodes(This chunky rock contains a gem inside it.)(Gem will be determined by random number generation, from 1-9.), 150 gold

Lucustoid Healer *Immune to Earth*

Type: Humanoid/Beast

Level: 15

Health: 140/150

Passive Special: If It Tastes This Bitter, it Must be Bad/Good - Every round, the Healer will cover a knife with random tribal medicine, and throw it at a randomly selected Hero, dealing the effect either by 1, or for the next round.

Special: The QM Is Having A Stressful Night and Honestly Apologizes He Doesn't Have Time to Create a Better Special - The Healer Stuns the Hero.

List of possible effects:

*Hastened*

*Encouraged*

*Lucky*

*Blessed*

*Minimized*

*Jinxed*

*Fragile*

*Weakened*

*Confused*

*Blinded*

*Poisoned*

Passive Special: Healer - If not targeted, will either use a Remedy from his inventory on any randomly rolled allies with negative effects, or will use a Grand Potion from his inventory on randomly rolled ally. Whether he uses a Remedy or Grand Potion is determined by roll.

Special

Drops: Gloves of the Hypocritical/Hippocratic Oath, +10 to Healing and Poisoning(+10 Poisoning is only applicable to Wicked job trait and future/present equivalents, not weapon poisoning), 5 Remedies, 5 Grand Potions, Locustoid Greaves(+4 Ether, immune to Earth Class, equippable by all Ether-based classes), 50 gold

Lucustoid Warrior *Immune to Earth*

Type: Humanoid/Beast

Level: ?

Health: 110/150

Passive Special: You look about My Size - Enemy's level matches Hero's.

Special: Wings - Attacks the hero, and flaps wildly in their face, dealing Wind-elemental damage, with a 1/6 chance of forcing the Hero to target them until they are KO'd. Drops: Lucustoid Axe: WP:6, Locustoid Greaves(+4 Ether, immune to Earth Class, equippable by all Ether-based classes), 50 gold

Cow-Orc *Enamored with Bobby*

Type: Humanoid

Level: ?

Health: 105/130

Passive Special: You look about My Size - Enemy's level matches Hero's.

Passive Special: Tobacco Spitter - 1/2 Chance of Blinding the Hero when a Special is rolled.

Special: Fires hand-cannon, dealing 3 damage that pierces SP

Drops: Lesser Orc Gauntlets: +6 power on the front row, +3 on the back, handwear, suitable only to orcs, Tobacco Pouch(1/2 Chance of Blinding with attacks, accessory), 30 Gold

Patrick Fletchings

Type: Humanoid

Level: ?

Health: 125/130