Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand

[Asphalt]

"What about options four and five? Either I kill you, or I turn you."

"Yes, I'm a Fenarian Vampire. WHAT OF IT?!?"

Vindsval had apparently found a touchy subject with the Fenarian.

"So you are saying that your dim wits and lack of social skills is a racial defect? It seems very poor form to blame such shortcomings on your ancestry does it not? Or perhaps it is due to your transformation into the undead? I would have assumed long life would allow you the time needed to improve yourself. It would seem I am mistaken. More the pitty."

[Lind Whisperer]

"So you are saying that your dim wits and lack of social skills is a racial defect? It seems very poor form to blame such shortcomings on your ancestry does it not? Or perhaps it is due to your transformation into the undead? I would have assumed long life would allow you the time needed to improve yourself. It would seem I am mistaken. More the pitty."

"Forget turning - it's time for you to die."

"Do not rush to anger. A thousand people greater than you have once done the same, and they are now as dust-"

"Oh, give it a break with the history, already!"

Prepare for Battle!

The Foe:

Fenarian Vampire *Immune to Doomed*

Level: 15

Type: Dark

HP: 200/200

Specials:

(determined by dice roll)

I Will Turn You - Target is Cursed.

Fear Me - Target is Afraid and Blinded

Drops: Fenarian Robes of the Vampire(SP:3, Max. Ether +4, Immune to Darkness, backwear), Nice Boots(SP: 1, Footwear: Immune to Earth and Darkness), 150 Gold

The Ancient *Immune to Poison, Doomed* *Takes Double Damage From Wind* *Absorbs Earth*

Level: 13

Type: Ancient

HP: 250/250

Special: The Sights I Have Seen - The Ancient drones on about ancient history, boring the viewer and causing them to fall Asleep

Drops: Loincloth of the Ancient(SP: 3, Absorbs Earth, legwear)

The Party:

37 year old, Male, Half Giant,

Level: 18 Cleric *Gains Triple XP* *Immune to Fire, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, and Sealed Effects* *Party Leader* *Encouraged*

Power: 28 (18+10)(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)

Defense: 3

Health: 26/26 (9+17)

Ether: 26/27 (5+17 +5)

Gold: 87

Equipment: Verkenner (WP:10, Darkness elemental Broomstick,(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)ranged), Poisoned by 2

Medal of Glory (accessory, mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, immunity toAsleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, and Weakened effects)(lent by Benji)

Fiery Robes of the Archmagi (SP:3 Bodywear +5 Ether, immunity to Sealed Effect and Fire)

IInventory:

Consumables: 2X Remedy, 5X Potion, Grand Potion, 3X Smoke Bomb, 3X Mead, 5X Tonic, 7x Venom (poison -1), 3X Deadly Poison (Poison -10), Banana, Poison Bomb, Grating Stone, 4x Hurricane (This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle.)

Weapons: Spark Hammer (WP:8, (X2 against Aquatic, Flying, and Mechanical) lightning-elemental hammer), Very Pink Parasol: Broomstick, WP:1, Male enemies are Enamored with the hero.

Artefacts: , Toxic Hood: (Headwear. The green hood worn by the Rosalia Pestilence. Changes the poisoned effect, to Blessed for the duration of the battle if poisoned while wearing the hood, Usable by all.), Ten-Gallon Hat (Gives the wearer the "Tourist" effect, causing no one to take them seriously)

Witch's Talisman(Causes the witch's poisonous attacks to deal poison 10 instead of poison 1; suitable for witches, accessory)

Gems: , Topaz , Emerald X2, Diamond, Opal, Aquamarine X2, Garnet, Sapphire

Decamon Cards: Cherub (Luminous 3)

Tools: Bed Roll and Shovel

Warlen Melimane (The Chosen Minifigure)

Attacks deal

*Enamoured*

.

23 year old male half-elf Mage

Level 13.5

Power:

19 (13+6) (Spellpower: 29 (13+6+10)

Health:

18/18 (5+12+1

*

)

SP:

2

Ether:

18/21 (5+12+3)

Gold:

1

Equipment:

Nightmare (WP:6, deals

*Enamoured*

effect, wand), Magicians Gloves (Power +10 to spells), Ethereal Cape (SP:2; Ether +3, backwear).

Inventory:

Weapons-

Eagle Shield (SP:4, protects from ether reduction).

Artefacts-

Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear),

Feathered Cap (SP:1, Head-wear, wearer is immune to Petrified), 6x

Ten-Gallon Hat

(Gives the wearer the "

T

o

u

r

i

s

t

" effect, causing no one to take them seriously),

Magic items-

Amethyst (Darkness), Aquamarine (Water), Emerald (Wood), Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Topaz (Lightning), Diamond (Light), Scroll of Sleep (1/2 chance to make target fall asleep at the cost of 1 Ether), Scroll of Antimagic (1/2 chance to make the target *Immune to magic* at the cost of 1 ether).

Consumables-

4 Potions, Grand Potion, Health Core, 5 Tonics, Remedy, Dragon Scale, 3x Mead, x2 Smoke bomb, Fire Bomb, Ice bomb, 2x Banana, 2x

Milk(

Restores 15 health and ether when consumed),

3

x Hurricane (

This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle.

)

Other Junk-

Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, 6x Bones, Pickaxe,

2x Shiny Gold Rocks(worth 1 each gold at normal shops, or worth 5 at magic stores for the mica)

*+1 to health from Rockapple Fruit, Quest #131

Annienal Anavir (Kintobor)

"19" year old elven female Knight

*Bonaparte Reputation*

Level 12

Power:

19 (12+7)

Defense:

10 (2+5+3)

Health:

22/22 (12+10)

Equipment:

Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill); Plain Shield (SP: 5), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory),

Wonky Shoes

(footwear, SP: 3, suitable for all classes)((lent by Benj)lent by Asphalt to Annie)

Gold:

359

Inventory:

Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Wicked Javelin (WP: 7, throwing weapon, retrievable, 1/6 chance to slow), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear)

Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind) 5x Potions, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), Banana (restores full health to the user), 2x Phoenix Essences, 2x Remedies, 2x Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope,

Naturally Dehydrated Level-Up Shroom (+1/2 of a full level when consumed),

Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pickaxe

Scrolls:

Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether)

Bobby "Young" Bucks Jr. (Zepher)

19 year old human Rogue

Level 9

*Immune to cursed*

*Attacks cause

enamored

*

Power:

19

(9+10)

Defense:

3

Health:

16/16

(9+6+1*)

Gold:

75

Equipment:

Twin Sai

(

WP: 10

, dual strike, dagger),

Nondescript Cape (SP: 3; protects from Cursed effect; suitable for rogues; backwear)

Inventory:

Fine-tuned Flute (WP:15, user is nimble; instrument), Dagger(WP:5, Dagger), Hue and Saturation whip (WP:10; causes Enamored), 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Grand Tonic, Health Core, Remedy, Phoenix Essence, Mead, Shovel, Pickaxe

*+1 to health from Rockapple Fruit, Quest #131

Miderun (CallMePie) *Attacks cause

enamored

*

18 year old female orc Barbarian

Level 12

Power:

26

(12 + 13 + 1)

Health:

20

/20

(8 + 12)

Defense:

3

Gold:

176

Equipment:

Oculoid Claw (WP: 13, 1/6 chance of dealing the

infected

-effect, causing an enemy to lose health equal to 1/3 of their level rounded down at the end of each round, club), Seductive Perfume (Holder deals the

enamored

-effect, accessory, suitable for women),

Tricorne (SP: 3, headwear, suitable for anyone),

Inventory:

Bonaparte Cutlass (WP: 9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes),

Club(WP:5, Club), Serstyral (WP: 3, axe),

War Axe (WP: 9, suitable for suitable for barbarians, alchemists, beast warriors, infiltrators, regulators and winged warriors.),

Mead

, Opal, Phoenix Essence, 4x Potions,

Smoke Bomb,

High Heels (Power +1; suitable for women.),

7 Venoms

Edited April 9, 2015 by Lind Whisperer

[Asphalt]

"You would do well to listen to your companion pale one." Vindsval then turns to the vampires quiet companion. "I am sorry that you must share the fate of your companion. You seem a creature of wisdom and forethought. But one ties their fate to those whom they choose."

​"Warlen, it would seem spell you used to loose the apples from the tree would be most useful now. Bobby make good use of the daggers strike hard and fast."

Vindsval Draws his spark hammer and swings at the Pale Vampire from the back row.

Battle Order

1. Vindsval

2. Warlen

3. Miderun

4. Bobby

5. Annienal

Edited April 9, 2015 by Asphalt

[Zepher]

"I'll try my best, my dude!" Bobby attacks the vampire twice from the back row with his Twin Sai, double striking the vampire. He turns to the Ancient. "If you want to bounce dude, that'd be aight with us. Your smarter homies are opening up a rug shop!"

[Lind Whisperer]

"I'll try my best, my dude!" Bobby attacks the vampire twice from the back row with his Twin Sai, double striking the vampire. He turns to the Ancient. "If you want to bounce dude, that'd be aight with us. Your smarter homies are opening up a rug shop!"

"Homies. I am not acquainted with that term."

[The Chosen Minifigure]

Warlen pulls out his wand, casting a light spell at the Fenarian.

"I hope I can see this spell. You're so pale it might blend in!" quipped Warlen, casting light from the back row at the Fenarian.

[Kintobor]

Annienal grimaced as she readied her Bonaparte Cutlass and her stance. It seemed like none of her friends could show restraint in terms of provoking others.

"Um, should I not go first? I mean, it's not necessary, seeing how I can't block any of our opponents specials, nor are we at risk from taking free hits, but I think we'd be better of with having my armour in front. As much as I don't like being in the front..."

Annienal strikes at the Ancient from the front row.

[Lind Whisperer]

QM Note: CMP/Party Leader, Could I have an action for Miderun, please?

[Asphalt]

Miderun attacks the Ancient with her Oculoid Claw from the back row.

[Lind Whisperer]

Round One of Fenarian Fandango:

Annienal vs. The Ancient - (Bonaparte Cutlass) - Front Row - Critical Hit (9x2=18x2=36+12= 48 damage to The Ancient)

Vindsval vs. Fenarian Vampire - Back Row - (Spark Hammer) - Special Damage (1/2 Chance of Protection, Protection Roll fails, Special Rolled, Fear Me rolled, Vindsval Afraid(Vindsval immune to Blinded)))

Warlen vs. Fenarian Vampire - (Light Spell) - Back Row - Shield - Magic Burst - (Lightning, 6+13.5+10= 29x2 =58 damage, Warlen -1 ether)

Miderun vs. The Ancient - (Oculoid Claw) - Back Row - Hit (12+13=25/2 = 12 damage, 1/6 Chance of Infection, Infection Roll fails, The Ancient Enamored with Miderun)

Bobby vs. Fenarian Vampire - (Twin Sai) - Back Row - Hide (Bobby deftly dodges the enemy for the round.)

The battle starts impressively, with Annienal brutally stabbing the Ancient, but takes a darker turn as the vampire brutally attacks Vindsval. Warlen does his part, and fills the air with arcing lightning, but the spell is more impressive visually than it is effective. Miderun also slashes away at the Ancient, causing him to feel feelings for her, and Bobby manages to not be bitten by the wild Fenarian.

The Foe:

"Fear me!"

Fenarian Vampire *Immune to Doomed*

Level: 15

Type: Dark

HP: 242/200

Specials:

(determined by dice roll)

I Will Turn You - Target is Cursed.

Fear Me - Target is Afraid and Blinded

Drops: Fenarian Robes of the Vampire(SP:3, Max. Ether +4, Immune to Darkness, backwear), Nice Boots(SP: 1, Footwear: Immune to Earth and Darkness), 150 Gold

"I regret that one so young as you must be a part of this."

The Ancient *Immune to Poison, Doomed* *Takes Double Damage From Wind* *Absorbs Earth* *Enamored with Miderun*

Level: 13

Type: Ancient

HP: 190/250

Special: The Sights I Have Seen - The Ancient drones on about ancient history, boring the viewer and causing them to fall Asleep

Drops: Loincloth of the Ancient(SP: 3, Absorbs Earth, footwear)

The Party:

37 year old, Male, Half Giant,

Level: 18 Cleric *Gains Triple XP* *Immune to Fire, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, and Sealed Effects* *Party Leader* *Encouraged* *Afraid*

Power: 28 (18+10)(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)

Defense: 3

Health: 26/26 (9+17)

Ether: 26/27 (5+17 +5)

Gold: 87

Equipment: Spark Hammer (WP:8, (X2 against Aquatic, Flying, and Mechanical) lightning-elemental hammer)

Medal of Glory (accessory, mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, immunity toAsleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, and Weakened effects)(lent by Benji)

Fiery Robes of the Archmagi (SP:3 Bodywear +5 Ether, immunity to Sealed Effect and Fire)

IInventory: Verkenner (WP:10, Darkness elemental Broomstick,(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)ranged), Poisoned by 2

Consumables: 2X Remedy, 5X Potion, Grand Potion, 3X Smoke Bomb, 3X Mead, 5X Tonic, 7x Venom (poison -1), 3X Deadly Poison (Poison -10), Banana, Poison Bomb, Grating Stone, 4x Hurricane (This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle.)

Weapons: , Very Pink Parasol: Broomstick, WP:1, Male enemies are Enamored with the hero.

Artefacts: , Toxic Hood: (Headwear. The green hood worn by the Rosalia Pestilence. Changes the poisoned effect, to Blessed for the duration of the battle if poisoned while wearing the hood, Usable by all.), Ten-Gallon Hat (Gives the wearer the "Tourist" effect, causing no one to take them seriously)

Witch's Talisman(Causes the witch's poisonous attacks to deal poison 10 instead of poison 1; suitable for witches, accessory)

Gems: , Topaz , Emerald X2, Diamond, Opal, Aquamarine X2, Garnet, Sapphire

Decamon Cards: Cherub (Luminous 3)

Tools: Bed Roll and Shovel

Warlen Melimane (The Chosen Minifigure)

Attacks deal

*Enamoured*

*

Hilariously and Luckily Drunk

*

23 year old male half-elf Mage

Level 13.5

Power:

19 (13+6) (Spellpower: 29 (13+6+10)

Health:

18/18 (5+12+1

*

)

SP:

2

Ether:

17/21 (5+12+3)

Gold:

1

Equipment:

Nightmare (WP:6, deals

*Enamoured*

effect, wand), Magicians Gloves (Power +10 to spells), Ethereal Cape (SP:2; Ether +3, backwear).

Inventory:

Weapons-

Eagle Shield (SP:4, protects from ether reduction).

Artefacts-

Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear),

Feathered Cap (SP:1, Head-wear, wearer is immune to Petrified), 6x

Ten-Gallon Hat

(Gives the wearer the "

T

o

u

r

i

s

t

" effect, causing no one to take them seriously),

Magic items-

Amethyst (Darkness), Aquamarine (Water), Emerald (Wood), Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Topaz (Lightning), Diamond (Light), Scroll of Sleep (1/2 chance to make target fall asleep at the cost of 1 Ether), Scroll of Antimagic (1/2 chance to make the target *Immune to magic* at the cost of 1 ether).

Consumables-

4 Potions, Grand Potion, Health Core, 5 Tonics, Remedy, Dragon Scale, 3x Mead, x2 Smoke bomb, Fire Bomb, Ice bomb, 2x Banana, 2x

Milk(

Restores 15 health and ether when consumed),

3

x Hurricane (

This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle.

)

Other Junk-

Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, 6x Bones, Pickaxe,

2x Shiny Gold Rocks(worth 1 each gold at normal shops, or worth 5 at magic stores for the mica)

*+1 to health from Rockapple Fruit, Quest #131

Annienal Anavir (Kintobor)

"19" year old elven female Knight

*Bonaparte Reputation*

Level 12

Power:

19 (12+7)

Defense:

10 (2+5+3)

Health:

22/22 (12+10)

Equipment:

Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Plain Shield (SP: 5), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory),

Wonky Shoes

(footwear, SP: 3, suitable for all classes)((lent by Benj)lent by Asphalt to Annie)

Gold:

359

Inventory:

Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill), Wicked Javelin (WP: 7, throwing weapon, retrievable, 1/6 chance to slow), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear)

Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind) 5x Potions, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), Banana (restores full health to the user), 2x Phoenix Essences, 2x Remedies, 2x Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope,

Naturally Dehydrated Level-Up Shroom (+1/2 of a full level when consumed),

Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pickaxe

Scrolls:

Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether)

Bobby "Young" Bucks Jr. (Zepher)

19 year old human Rogue

Level 9

*Immune to cursed*

*Attacks cause

enamored

*

Power:

19

(9+10)

Defense:

3

Health:

16/16

(9+6+1*)

Gold:

75

Equipment:

Twin Sai

(

WP: 10

, dual strike, dagger),

Nondescript Cape (SP: 3; protects from Cursed effect; suitable for rogues; backwear)

Inventory:

Fine-tuned Flute (WP:15, user is nimble; instrument), Dagger(WP:5, Dagger), Hue and Saturation whip (WP:10; causes Enamored), 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Grand Tonic, Health Core, Remedy, Phoenix Essence, Mead, Shovel, Pickaxe

*+1 to health from Rockapple Fruit, Quest #131

Miderun (CallMePie) *Attacks cause

enamored

*

18 year old female orc Barbarian

Level 12

Power:

26

(12 + 13 + 1)

Health:

20

/20

(8 + 12)

Defense:

3

Gold:

176

Equipment:

Oculoid Claw (WP: 13, 1/6 chance of dealing the

infected

-effect, causing an enemy to lose health equal to 1/3 of their level rounded down at the end of each round, club), Seductive Perfume (Holder deals the

enamored

-effect, accessory, suitable for women),

Tricorne (SP: 3, headwear, suitable for anyone),

Inventory:

Bonaparte Cutlass (WP: 9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes),

Club(WP:5, Club), Serstyral (WP: 3, axe),

War Axe (WP: 9, suitable for suitable for barbarians, alchemists, beast warriors, infiltrators, regulators and winged warriors.),

Mead

, Opal, Phoenix Essence, 4x Potions,

Smoke Bomb,

High Heels (Power +1; suitable for women.),

7 Venoms

Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

Edited April 12, 2015 by Lind Whisperer

[Asphalt]

OOC: Vindsval is immune to Blinded.

[Zepher]

OoC: Sorry, I phrased it weirdly, but I only get one roll with duel strike. So only hide.

Bobby attacks this round with his whip from the back row.

[Lind Whisperer]

OoC: Sorry, I phrased it weirdly, but I only get one roll with duel strike. So only hide.

QM Note: Does that mean that, say, a Hit, would be 10+10+9?

[Asphalt]

OOC: I don't believe so, It is two attacks. So it they would both be 10+9. I thought it got two rolls as well though.

[CMP]

Ancient should be enamored with Miderun.

Oh, and for dual hit, 10+9 = 19 is Bobby's regular hit, so then you just multiply that by two. It's either 19 damage to the target and the next enemy in order or 19x2 = 38 damage to his target. But you'd have to take into account his Critical Hit or Mug if he had rolled one of those rather than just Hit.

Miderun growls and moves up to the front row to club the Ancient again.

Edited April 10, 2015 by CallMePie

[Asphalt]

"I must not fear. Fear is the Mind Killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I must not fear. Fear is the Mind Killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I must not fear. Fear is the Mind Killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration."

Vindsval chants a mantra repeatedly under his breath then hands the spark hammer from his belt before drawing Verkenner and turning his attention to the Ancient.

He throws the Broomstick at the Ancient from the Back row.

Battle Order

1. Annienal

2. Miderun

3. Warlen

4. Bobby

5. Vindsval

[Lind Whisperer]

Oh, and for dual hit, 10+9 = 19 is Bobby's regular hit, so then you just multiply that by two. It's either 19 damage to the target and the next enemy in order or 19x2 = 38 damage to his target. But you'd have to take into account his Critical Hit or Mug if he had rolled one of those rather than just Hit.

QM Note: Got it. Zepher, would you prefer target and next enemy in order, or both attacks to target?

[Kintobor]

Annienal takes a moment to uncork a remedy and uses it on Vindsval, standing on her toes in order to reach his mouth.

[CMP]

"I think Vind is good to fight from the back Annie, he doesn't need to be in front to throw that...what is that? That is the dumbest spear I've ever seen."

[Kintobor]

"I think Vind is good to fight from the back Annie, he doesn't need to be in front to throw that...what is that? That is the dumbest spear I've ever seen."

Annie corks the bottle and decides to instead focus on The Ancient from the front row.

"I'm just worried about Vinds' well being, I guess.

I believe he's tossing a broom, Miderun."

[Zepher]

OoC: Well, this turn I'm attacking with the whip, so it doesn't matter.

[Asphalt]

"Many Thanks Annienal I am blessed by your concern, but I will face my demon's alone." He looks askance at Miderun. "Verkenner is no Spear Miderun, it is a Rock Broom. One which flies true and strikes home more often than not. A beautiful weapon it is not, but it Finds its path to the heart of my enemies."

[The Chosen Minifigure]

Ooc-You seem to have forgotten to take Warlen's gloves into account. And his "Hilariously Drunk" effect.

Warlen repeats, making another quip.

"Sorry if I "shocked" you by changing my spell at the last second. Let's try again."

Edited April 11, 2015 by The Chosen Minifigure

[Asphalt]

Even lost in a tunnel of fear Vindsval can't help but groan as the puns continue to fly from his quest mate.

[Lind Whisperer]

QM Note: I tried to fix Warlen's Spellpower in the last round, but I'm not quite positive I did it correctly.

Round Two of Fenarian Fandango:

Annienal vs. The Ancient - (Bonaparte Cutlass) - Front Row - Shield - Sentinel - (All allies protected from damage for next round)

Vindsval vs. Fenarian Vampire - Back Row - (Verkenner) - Special Damage (1/2 Chance of Protection, Protection Roll fails for the second time, Special Rolled, Fear Me rolled, no effect -Vindsval already Afraid)

Warlen vs. Fenarian Vampire - (Light Spell) - Back Row - Miss

Miderun vs. The Ancient - (Oculoid Claw) - Front Row - Hit (12+13=25 damage, 1/6 Chance of Infection, Infection Roll fails, The Ancient Enamored with Miderun)

Bobby vs. Fenarian Vampire - (Hue and Saturation Whip) - Back Row - Hide (Bobby deftly dodges the enemy for the round.)

The battle begins favorably, with Annienal firmly slamming her shield into the ground and protecting the party for the next round, but yet again takes a darker turn as the vampire attacks Vindsval. Warlen's spell fails but Miderun once more cuts away at the Ancient, causing him to continue feeling feelings for her, and Bobby once more manages to not be bitten by the wild Fenarian. Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, a QM glares at RANDOM.ORG for rolling up nearly the exact same round as the first...

The Foe:

"Fear me!"

Fenarian Vampire *Immune to Doomed*

Level: 15

Type: Dark

HP: 142/200

Specials:

(determined by dice roll)

I Will Turn You - Target is Cursed.

Fear Me - Target is Afraid and Blinded

Drops: Fenarian Robes of the Vampire(SP:3, Max. Ether +4, Immune to Darkness, backwear), Nice Boots(SP: 1, Footwear: Immune to Earth and Darkness), 150 Gold

"I regret that one so young as you must be a part of this."

The Ancient *Immune to Poison, Doomed* *Takes Double Damage From Wind* *Absorbs Earth* *Enamored with Miderun*

Level: 13

Type: Ancient

HP: 165/250

Special: The Sights I Have Seen - The Ancient drones on about ancient history, boring the viewer and causing them to fall Asleep

Drops: Loincloth of the Ancient(SP: 3, Absorbs Earth, footwear)

The Party:

37 year old, Male, Half Giant,

Level: 18 Cleric *Gains Triple XP* *Immune to Fire, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, and Sealed Effects* *Party Leader* *Encouraged* *Afraid*

Power: 28 (18+10)(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)

Defense: 3

Health: 26/26 (9+17)

Ether: 26/27 (5+17 +5)

Gold: 87

Equipment: Verkenner (WP:10, Darkness elemental Broomstick,(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)ranged), Poisoned by 2

Medal of Glory (accessory, mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, immunity toAsleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, and Weakened effects)(lent by Benji)

Fiery Robes of the Archmagi (SP:3 Bodywear +5 Ether, immunity to Sealed Effect and Fire)

IInventory: Spark Hammer (WP:8, (X2 against Aquatic, Flying, and Mechanical) lightning-elemental hammer)Consumables: 2X Remedy, 5X Potion, Grand Potion, 3X Smoke Bomb, 3X Mead, 5X Tonic, 7x Venom (poison -1), 3X Deadly Poison (Poison -10), Banana, Poison Bomb, Grating Stone, 4x Hurricane (This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle.)

Weapons: , Very Pink Parasol: Broomstick, WP:1, Male enemies are Enamored with the hero.

Artefacts: , Toxic Hood: (Headwear. The green hood worn by the Rosalia Pestilence. Changes the poisoned effect, to Blessed for the duration of the battle if poisoned while wearing the hood, Usable by all.), Ten-Gallon Hat (Gives the wearer the "Tourist" effect, causing no one to take them seriously)

Witch's Talisman(Causes the witch's poisonous attacks to deal poison 10 instead of poison 1; suitable for witches, accessory)

Gems: , Topaz , Emerald X2, Diamond, Opal, Aquamarine X2, Garnet, Sapphire

Decamon Cards: Cherub (Luminous 3)

Tools: Bed Roll and Shovel

Warlen Melimane (The Chosen Minifigure)

Attacks deal

*Enamoured*

*

Hilariously and Luckily Drunk

*

23 year old male half-elf Mage

Level 13.5

Power:

19 (13+6) (Spellpower: 29 (13+6+10)

Health:

18/18 (5+12+1

*

)

SP:

2

Ether:

17/21 (5+12+3)

Gold:

1

Equipment:

Nightmare (WP:6, deals

*Enamoured*

effect, wand), Magicians Gloves (Power +10 to spells), Ethereal Cape (SP:2; Ether +3, backwear).

Inventory:

Weapons-

Eagle Shield (SP:4, protects from ether reduction).

Artefacts-

Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear),

Feathered Cap (SP:1, Head-wear, wearer is immune to Petrified), 6x

Ten-Gallon Hat

(Gives the wearer the "

T

o

u

r

i

s

t

" effect, causing no one to take them seriously),

Magic items-

Amethyst (Darkness), Aquamarine (Water), Emerald (Wood), Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Topaz (Lightning), Diamond (Light), Scroll of Sleep (1/2 chance to make target fall asleep at the cost of 1 Ether), Scroll of Antimagic (1/2 chance to make the target *Immune to magic* at the cost of 1 ether).

Consumables-

4 Potions, Grand Potion, Health Core, 5 Tonics, Remedy, Dragon Scale, 3x Mead, x2 Smoke bomb, Fire Bomb, Ice bomb, 2x Banana, 2x

Milk(

Restores 15 health and ether when consumed),

3

x Hurricane (

This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle.

)

Other Junk-

Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, 6x Bones, Pickaxe,

2x Shiny Gold Rocks(worth 1 each gold at normal shops, or worth 5 at magic stores for the mica)

*+1 to health from Rockapple Fruit, Quest #131

Annienal Anavir (Kintobor)

"19" year old elven female Knight

*Bonaparte Reputation*

Level 12

Power:

19 (12+7)

Defense:

10 (2+5+3)

Health:

22/22 (12+10)

Equipment:

Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Plain Shield (SP: 5), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory),

Wonky Shoes

(footwear, SP: 3, suitable for all classes)((lent by Benj)lent by Asphalt to Annie)

Gold:

359

Inventory:

Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill), Wicked Javelin (WP: 7, throwing weapon, retrievable, 1/6 chance to slow), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear)

Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind) 5x Potions, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), Banana (restores full health to the user), 2x Phoenix Essences, 2x Remedies, 2x Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope,

Naturally Dehydrated Level-Up Shroom (+1/2 of a full level when consumed),

Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pickaxe

Scrolls:

Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether)

Bobby "Young" Bucks Jr. (Zepher)

19 year old human Rogue

Level 9

*Immune to cursed*

*Attacks cause

enamored

*

Power:

19

(9+10)

Defense:

3

Health:

16/16

(9+6+1*)

Gold:

75

Equipment:

Hue and Saturation whip (WP:10; causes Enamored)

,

Nondescript Cape (SP: 3; protects from Cursed effect; suitable for rogues; backwear)

Inventory:

Fine-tuned Flute (WP:15, user is nimble; instrument), Dagger(WP:5, Dagger),

Twin Sai

(

WP: 10

, dual strike, dagger),

4x Potion, Grand Potion, Grand Tonic, Health Core, Remedy, Phoenix Essence, Mead, Shovel, Pickaxe

*+1 to health from Rockapple Fruit, Quest #131

Miderun (CallMePie) *Attacks cause

enamored

*

18 year old female orc Barbarian

Level 12

Power:

26

(12 + 13 + 1)

Health:

20

/20

(8 + 12)

Defense:

3

Gold:

176

Equipment:

Oculoid Claw (WP: 13, 1/6 chance of dealing the

infected

-effect, causing an enemy to lose health equal to 1/3 of their level rounded down at the end of each round, club), Seductive Perfume (Holder deals the

enamored

-effect, accessory, suitable for women),

Tricorne (SP: 3, headwear, suitable for anyone),

Inventory:

Bonaparte Cutlass (WP: 9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes),

Club(WP:5, Club), Serstyral (WP: 3, axe),

War Axe (WP: 9, suitable for suitable for barbarians, alchemists, beast warriors, infiltrators, regulators and winged warriors.),

Mead

, Opal, Phoenix Essence, 4x Potions,

Smoke Bomb,

High Heels (Power +1; suitable for women.),

7 Venoms

Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

Edited April 12, 2015 by Lind Whisperer