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LOCATION : CROFTER'S RIDGE H04 TAGS : Land Vehicles, exploration // personnal log of Hadvice FOURFREE, professor Thaum's personnal assistant // The professor is a true father for us all, I find this file, in Igor's data bank, we can see the professor teaching BC 122 (now Viktor, tanks to the mimetic poly alloy) it was 3 weeks ago. <boiiing> <boiiing> Pr Thaum : Look BC 122, it is coming, out of the soil, it is a monster vermin ! BC 122 : The heap here ?? Pr Thaum : Yes ! Beware ! <boiing> BC 122 : I'm ready !! <boiing> <boiing > M.O.U.S : Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik ! BC 122 : Uh ? Pr Thaum : Here it is !!! it's a MOUS (bloody bug I hate them) !! Kill !! ! Kiiiiiiiiiill !!! BC 122 : A mouse ? <boiing> MOUS : Iiiiiiik ! Pr Thaum : You're a bone... you're a tin can head BC 122 !!! It's a Maul Of Unusual Size ! Kill it ! BC 122 : it is so cute professor, and seems very harmless... MOUS : iiiiiiik ? Pr Thaum : KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL !!! <boing> BC 122 : bloody fool, take that ! <piuwwwwwwww> Pr Thaum : Aaaargh ! <gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> Pr Thaum : OK BC 122, you're ready for an honorable fight ? BC 122 : Honorable ?!! With you !! Rot in hell !! <piuuuwwww> <gzzzzzzoiiiiiiik> <piuuuuwwww> <kkkkkshhhhhhhhhhhhhoiiiiing> <piuwwww> <tschak> <piuuuuw> <tschak> <piuuuuw> <tschak> <piuuuuw> <tschak> <Piuuuuwww> <piuwwww> <piuwwww> <piuuuuuwwwww> <PIIIIIUUUUUUUW> <tschak> <tschak> <tschak> <tschak> <SCCCCCHHHHLAAAAAAAAK> Pr Thaum : Fought well you have, my student, but... Pr Thaum :... it's time to finish <KRRRRRWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING> <blonk> Pr Thaum : The lesson is over BC 122, you succeed ! BC 122 : succeed ? Pr Thaum : Sure, you strike the more powerfull opponent, instead of a feeble one... Pr Thaum : When you engage in a battle, always strike were your opponent feel the more self-assured... If it has a strong arms... break its wrist If it has strong legs, break its knee... It would me twice more devastating, as it strikes good spirits. BC 122 : Twice the pride, double the fault... Pr Thaum : Right ! Exactly !! Good, you're ready for the next stage... we will get you a body back ! BC 122 : Professor ? you really hate these animals ? Pr Thaum : Sure !! When I was young, it destroys several of my sand castle... What a pity... C&C welcome, bonuses later
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PREVIOUSLY : intro Hadvice : Professor why are we on Farmorlis... You're expected to be on Forring meeting with a counselor... So do I ! Professor Thaum : I don't give a shit of this meeting Hadvice, what do you believe ! If a counselor wanted to see me, it is for bargaining about my research advance and aving good news of the bunch of credits these penpushers allowed to me... and my radionic detector still not working. That's why we are here... for a test, Hadvice. And nothing better for my test as the Octan Awesomium First Pit Coporate Park. Here we are professor, should we land on the nearby walkway ? I have to remind you that there must be an automated warden. Yes we land on the walkway, don't worry of the warden, Hadvice, all is already planned. Just trust. We just have to unlade the container and not waste time to make a quick assembling of the various components. Errr... professor, the light emitting diode are flickering green and red. I didn't touch anything except unboxing !! Don't worry Hadvice, the radionic CPU simply checking the data links, and nothing is connected yet. You have to finish the micro power plant, and I will carefully take care of the awesomium sensing head
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LOCATION : Arium Major F-10 TAGS : Land vehicles, Exploration, Evil meeting. Arium Major, Evil Road 666, nowadays... WOOOWWOOOOOOMWOOOOMWOOOMMMWOMMMMM ROOOOOOOOONROOOOOONWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAMMMM : Our evil escort is late !!!! Where are them ?? I hate waiting !!! : I had our grogs on my scope Profes... Errr... Evil Master ! They're just behind us ! vrrraaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOMMMMMMMM BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM ! : Evil escort reporting, Evil Master !! : Close escort !!! WAAAABRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAABROOOOOOOOOOOO : Here we are ! The rendez-vous point, quick secure the perimeter ! And unload the boxes. : All is ready... Evil Master, we're waiting for her. **** A few minutes later... **** : A spaceship just landed few hundred meters away, the colors are in accordance with what was announced by our new business customer. : She's coming ! : You can open the presents, Barney. : Sure sir ! **** Some clawbar strike later *** : Ah !! Nice to see you dear evil new friend ! : Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer. Hyer hyer hyer hyer hyer hyer. Hyer. Hyer hyer. Hyer hyer hyer hyer hyer. : Your name is Tracy, and you are appointed by your evil CEO to meet evil investors, for your new evil corporation. : Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer. Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer. Hyer hyer. : You wanted me to prove that I'm truly evil... mmmmmh... well well well... Look at me, I have a red elongated helmet to hide my distorted head, that is really evil, for the heroes are very cute, and I'm wearing a red indented cape, the heroes never wear such indented clothes. They always wear nice shiny one. : Hyer hyer hyer. : Errrr... Our speeders looks Octan's... mmmmh... Sure my friend ! We have them stolen to Octan a few days ago !!! That is indubitably evil... And look at my grogs... they have an evil look, haven't they ! : Hyer. Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer. : You want an evil outfit as befits to an newly evil deputy CEO... No problem, I think I can help you... There are new shoes, an evil cape, and even a mask for you Tracy... What do you think about ? : Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer. Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer. Hyer hyer. HYEEEER ! hin hin hin hin ! : Glad it please you my evil new friend. It is true you look really really evil : May I add that I'm scared ? : Good, no that you sure I'm evil. Let me show you what we have for your new evil Corporation. I can have more creds and if you want more and more staff, I can purchase it for you... No problem. : Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer. Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer hyer hyer. Hyer. Hyer hyer. : That's all good !! May I offer you a snack... Barney, please !! : Sure Master ! <fart> <sploosh> <fart> <sploosh> <sploosh> Comments and criticisms are all welcome! Bonus later, only the 2 speeders are to be judged ... the toilet, the trailer are without any importance, and the motorcycles are Lego standard.
