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Nowadays, port of Tortuga : : That's really a nice schooner, you're going to entrust to me, Oliver. A perfect one for privateering, strong hull, swift and maneuverable !! Can't wait to sail ! : but just a question, Oliver, why these wooden guns ? For template ? : No, for my boys safety of course ! : Eh ??!! : You will not fire real guns with my boys on board, Antonio ! : Errr... what are we supposed to fire with... wooden guns ?? : potatoes my friend ! Antonio Feliciano Trezalez y Tondoz y Gazon : Potatoes ??!! Doctor Thaum : yes, and salpetre instead of black powder ! Voices : Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles ! Ten thousand thundering typhoons ! Ahoy ! Bashi-bazouks ! Antonio F. T. y T. y G. : Uh ? What are these voices ? Doctor Thaum : Your crew my friend ... Kids : YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH ! Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon !! We are the pirates ! Doctor Thaum : Here you are, boys, this is your ship ! And your captain, Antonio Feliciano Trezalez y Tondoz y Gazon ! Kids : YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! Kid : look at this double barreled gun !! Top notch !! Another kid : Wooohoooo !!! This mega gun is going to kill it !!! Antonio F. T. y T. y G. : Oliver, you expect me to sail with a crew of tyke, and this with no real guns !!! You're yanking my chain, right ? Doctor Thaum : Absolutely not ! These kids are orphans of this awful Juniper War, I took care of them, have them raised and now they are going to have some good times All kids have the dream of being pirates on the brick seas ! But in total safety this time ! A kid : Guys !! Here comes our flag !!! Doctor Thaum : That's a very clever one, Buddy ! You can heave it ! Buddy : Billions of blue blistering boiled and barbecued barnacles !! Doctor Thaum : Here's a bag with maps, and letters, you will find a list of ship you are allowed to attack (some captains owe me some favors and are perfectly aware of this ship) and a list of island where are burried some chests full with pirates devices... My kids should enjoy their trip and get out in one piece ! It all depends on you Antonio ! Antonio F. T. y T. y G : I will do my best Oliver, but you're the strangest man I've met on the brick seas ! Doctor Thaum : Have a nice trip, kids !! You have all my trust Antonio, have a nice trip too ! Kids : Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles !! Bye bye doctor, we will comeback full of moneys and with numerous bottles of rhum, zounds !! Jolly Rogers, a class 5 schooner, bonus pics under the spoiler, thanks for reading. C&C Welcome