Pyrovisionary

Sarge laughs hysterically "No no no no! We were press ganged into joining and taught to kill the other guy before he killed you. They taught us to be sneaky, cunning, cut throat and overall to do anything to win! I was promoted for being good at killing people. Nothing more, nothing less. I don't think, I kill. That is how I got into Heroica. That and of course my contacts that I had gained over the years."

"Oh hell. I blew it big time. You see, this was why I was demoted." On the other hand, if they are that bad, then this should be a pushover." Sarge pushes over a random table to complete the pun.

"Blew it?" Sarge bellows over the sounds of steel " I just saved us around 3 joust opponents and got us free armour. I 'Totally' Blew it. Besides, terrozing locals, looking for drugs, and arousing suspicion IS inconspicuous behavior. If you aren't doing that, the guards will think that something's wrong."

"So that explains how you act sorrow. It's not drugs, it's drink!" As the 3 men walk in Sarge tenses himself for battle, knowing what will happen from years of Bar fight experience and gives an angry stare at sorrow. When the shouting starts, Sarge shouts "Because A black cloak is the most inconspicuous thing for behind enemy lines is it?" Sarge pulls out the small dagger from his belt, and attempts to sneak up on the Dark croise. OOC: Sorry Cpt, I didn't really know that that was forbidden, And yes I have read the rules.

Sarge chuckles " I do believe I'm to old to be a punk, ask any punk. Get that through your empty skull." Sarge turns back to the other men "So tell me, you got any insect venom?" 'At least one of us is concentrating at the task at hand' Sarge thinks

Sarge sighs at the others, they are entrapped in their card game. He looks around for that vendor that he was thinking of. Out of the many men, not one looks like a vendr, For that you need a long thick coat with baggy sleeves. On the other hand, Sarge was wearing a long heavy coat with baggy sleeves. As soon as he took a seat in the corner, half a dozen men approached him. The biggest said " Where is the goods? " Sarge sighed, AGAIN, He had been through this before, though last time, he had been asking for the goods. "Nagure, I have some very insolent humans that you can have. Think of them as a birthday present." Sarge reached under the table, and picked up an object. He then held it on his lap, and said "Here are the goods, And if by goods you mean CANNONBALL IN YOUR FACE!..." Sarge threw the chainshot at the biggest villian. "Then we are all happy." And so it begins. This'll get us some gold!

"Sounds good, then we can find that sneaky vendor!"

Shopping!

"In my experience, trust nobody." Sarge whispers to Nagure. "Yeah, but ask sorrow anyway."

"But how can we get rid of that queue? Nagure, your size could scare some of those customers away. And I started off as a drill Sergeant. I can shout them away. Thoughts?"

Why not? Ex-army man, very corrupt army maybe? Steal and pillage and rape? You know, that kinda sergeant. This.

Yeah, I guess all I need is time, I am being impatient.

Already seen it but I guess I have probably missed alot/forgotten it. Sorry that I am so bad! I don't mean to be!

All 'Sarge' is turning out to be in 47 is, Hostile, angry and mean. Could I be given a few examples of how to show a good aspect of someone's personality?

"If we're gonna win the joust we'll need gear and for gear we need money. I have heard that they play blackjack at the inn? I see steeljaw or metaltooth over there. Is it him? Or do my eyes mistake me?"

"'ts not pathetic. You are a yeti, I am an old man. As a young'n I'd down all the meads that there was. But now I'm old, I can't take more than one at a time." Sarge goes deathly quiet... He grits his teeth, many of them are made of gold, he clenches his fists, and goes very pale, He looks like a zombie almost. If it were not for his beard, he might have been...

Alright then Yeti. Market THEN tavern. I needs me a mead.

Sorry if this is off topic but I like the look of the Swashbuckler class.

Amazing! Because my moc is just to small....

Sarge laughs "Look at us!" "Bickering like youths. We need to stop arguing or nothing is going to get done!"

Sarge's shoulders drop, his good mood gone. "What can we get at the market? A baguette to hit cruise with? Trust me on this. There will ALWAYS be a dodgy vendor at the Tavern. I'd know. Good way to sell things after a battle that you've looted from the dead. I'd have half a mind to think that Croissant doesn't like venoms or poisons. I'd say dodgy inn guy over market salesman. Do you know how much HAGGLING is involved in the market? I say Inn ."

"15!?! I should have sold this ages ago!" Sarges mood instantly lightens up, happy with a good sale " So after skeleman buys his disguise where to next? The inn know alot about poisons, seeing as they serve them, HA! I need some mead. They say that the mead here is GOOD! Do you know about mead?"

"I like your thinking Icicle! Yes, I shall sell my knife for 5 gold. I have ten gold so that would be...." Sarge calculates slowly " 15 gold to buy the Skeleton's sword! And then he can buy his armour." Sarge gives his knife to the armourer, who gives him 5 gold. He waits for sorrow to comfirn the sale of His sword to Sarge. "I think we should go find the venom now?"

Oh my god you genius! I forgot all about throwing knives and such. And me an assasin's creed fan.

Email yourself the said pictures, log onto a working computer and done?