Pyrovisionary

Sarge jumps at the croise, swings around to his back, and stabs him in the slit of his helmet. He is almost piggybacking the croise, Sarge puts his sharp pegleg into the nape of the croise's neck, and pulls back his head. I wonder if the Croise still has my old cutlass? Sarge wonders I would have decapitated the lot of 'em by now If I 'ad it. " Guys, weare forgetting that after this, the country will not be ruled, and the guards will be pretty pissed with us... But still! We can raid the entire country for stuff, I dunno, maybe the vault will contain some cool stuff... Like gold, mythril, weapons, etc!

Sarge is a complex character..... Ok, that's a load of lies, he's a thieving, violent, alcoholic who has served in almost every army around the globe. He is tactically incompetent and.... IS A PIRATE! Yoho a pirate is me! I imagine him almost like Connor's mentor in Assassin's creed 3. But quicker. And I guess I need to work on something for his pegleg. The pegleg of doom weapon perhaps? perhaps a hidden blade in his walking stick like the Spook's apprentice books. I dunno. Sarge is just very easy to play. He is simple, and has a very boastworthy personality. I don't need to kill him off. There are many other ways to change his species. Kill him and then have him resurrected as a zombie. I may do that. Or I could have him contract vampirism? I don't need to kill him off.

It's very interesting that, but true I personally find Cronk or Nagure more interesting than Sarge or Haldor. Docken is an exception. Docken is awesome. Perhaps a race and gender thing should be added to the acting guide. I've seen far to many male human rogues. I would consider recreating a character but for fear of losing all that I have done (Not much). And going back to Balance of a character's pros and cons. I cannot think of a single pro for Sarge. I suppose that you mustn't rush creating a character. Or else you end up like me. Confused. Then again, Sarge is a pirate! Although I will not disclose the actual way that I created him. And look at me. Every time I comment on general discussion I make a fool of myself :P I do have 2 good ideas though. 1. A zombie that uses his own dislocated, skeletal arm as a sword in battle. 2. A blind cleric guided by a spirit eye given to him by his god.

As one of the newer players, I don't really know, but what class' shield does more damage and makes more gold; Rogue or raider

Same as last. Bagsy that golden handcannon.

^ No! Take on the fantome! He has more health......

Dark Croisé from the front row.

Sarge tenses himself for the final battle. "Toady is a good day for you t die" He mutters, and he thrusts the longsword between the Croise's eyes.

Sorrow's arm grabs Sarge's arm just as a drop of blood runs between the croise's eyes. "Sorrow." Sarge sighs " Now is not the time for formalities. It is not a match of fisticuffs it's a bloody fight!" It is at this point that sarge notices Nagure's absence. " damn you yeti!" He shouts. He taps the croise on the head then punches his guard on the arm..... HARD. Sarge lights a cigarette. And then offer's one around to the other's. Ooc: the quest can't end once we defeat the croise! To short. Add a twist :P

"Armour? I like a challenge." Sarge, sword in hand, thrusts his long sword through the croise's eye slit.

"A swastica, my good sorrow, is an implement used to farm grapes. And also doubles as a cheese knife. And" Sarge whispers. " The very same implement that will erupt through his spine if he doesn't shut up about that perfection stuff."

Sarge laughs histerically! "Hahahahahehehehohohahahe!" sarge stops suddenly."2 points. PointA. You should do standup or replace your emblem with a swastica. PointB. As you are about to go into battle. I hereby appoint myself sergeant and dismiss your guards. Bow chicks bow wow.... Oh I can't do that can I? Any way PointB. Take 2: Are you wearing armour? Ooh and would it be possible to re-posses my old army weapons and armour?

As soon as Sarge lays eyes on the croise his face is in abundance with signs of confusion, recognition, and disbelief."Erhm" Sarge starts nervously. He mutters something undiscernable and shakes his head. Suddenly, he stands to attention "Nice to see you again, SIR! I have recieved the notification about the demotion. SIR! Please could I have my pension. SIR!." Sarge fidgets, exhales, clicks his metal teeth. "I never knew you were THE croise..." He pleads, slightly disturbed. "Last I saw of you, you were a whelp. An ambitious petty officer. Erhm SIR!" Sarge is shaking now. His eyes are red "And now look at you. All HIGH and MIGHTY, even With your own emblem! A cross I see." Sarge is extremely quiet now. He has a level voice and his fists are clenched and white. "All the better for when I rip your heart out." Sarge whispers. Anger obvious in his voice. But no-one hears the old man's whisper. Sarge waits for the croise's response.

But It'd save gold for the future.

I haven't really checked this thread in a while. Super pleased with Sarge's old man teeth! A Pegleg is all I need now. :P Would it be possible to buy the barbarian's boots, not being able to equip them. And then at level 15 become a raider and equip them?

I should have 10 000 gold more?

Call me Seargeant Steel jaw!

"COME ON! Give an old man another pair of teeth! I needs em'! My old ones are rotting!"

Sarge reaches up and puts his hand on Nagure's shoulder. "THAT my friend. Is what I was doing in there. And this piece of junk? This is our ticket to anywhere. " Sarge laughs, histerically "Now I want to know what happened to our rebel friend ."

Sarge exits the building as Nagure finishes his sentence. Looking stronger, younger, and armed in a croise guard's armour. The other Croise doesn't seem to notice. He says "The annoyance has been dealt with." He nods at Nagure and then whacks his gauntlet into sorrows shoulder, dislocating it, before snapping it back into place and saying "Good luck". He whispers to Nagure "What now? Sorrow will have a better chance and we have nothing to do? I heard of distraction and explosions. Ads the party's resident Pyromaniac I say lets go go go with them explosives." OOC: Would it be possible to do some parody of the here's my farm scene from tropic thunder?

Mcency was just about to drug the horses.

"Ow mutters Mcency. He gets back up again. Dizzy. I've had worse than that. He stumbles and staggers and falls to the ground.

I attack from the front row.

"They also say many other things. But your head was in the clouds being retorted at."

" You're just a miserable excuse."