You may bow down before me! For I am Shanley Sheepdog. -bark- High Commander of the Imperial Fleet. -bark bark- I'm joking you don't have too. But don't let that stop you. Before we start off on our adventure I must warn you of those abominations you are all wearing on your legs - pants! I hate pants they're course, they're rough, they're irritating and they get everywhere. -bark- And they look funny. -bark bark bark bark- You will never catch me wearing a pair of pants - no no. I prefer a traditional Scottish kilt no less -bark bark bark-