Josie

You are unless you change the lynch and save me. The town can still win this. But only with my help. As I've said before you're throwing away the chance to win by lynching me. I can't stress this enough you're losing me in the lynch and the town blocker is dead. The scum will kill tonight. Well it proves Omrom wrong. He questioned how I could learn the role a player had. No he hadn't killed anyone.

Speaking off mushrooms. I recently developed some excellent mushroom wine. You should try some before I go. My plan would have been to reveal I was neutral later in the game. That happened earlier than expected.

Hence why I said "mostly off" in my post. My suspicions on whether Ima and Torgam were scum were proven wrong. I went for Covam because she sat on the fence and didn't vote. She appeared to distance herself from the Ima vote but then called her post silly. Like she was strategically trying not to pick a side. The post where I hid "neutral" as an acronym.

That was before the Donner Party set up got shared. By the way Omrom, this may be my drunken state talking but I think you're very nice and cute. I don't think your scary you're just an adorable baby dragon . Though you do appear to be riding a unicycle covered in slime.

Why don't you read the Donner party rules that you love to refer back too. I learn the role and the alignment of the person I killed. My scumdar has been mostly off this game but I want to say Quinn or Ellis for their fairly non committal play and for just following the bandwagon both yesterday and today whilst parenting what other people have said.

*sip* *sip* *sip* Congratulations Omrom! Welcome to the club! We should start a club of RP winners me and you. It can be you, me and Colin. Oh how I miss him But I can and will win with you. The scum must have had a field day when they saw Omrom find my neutral post. By voting me out you've let the scum slide through today and get an extra kill at night. Togram, as you'll find out tomorrow should you choose to lynch me, was the town blocker. The TOWN HAS NO DEFENCE TONIGHT and the scum kill will go through. You want that to happen? If you choose to save me we can work together and catch the scum. I urge you all to reconsider your vote for me.

*sip* *sip* *sip* Oh do pipe down Omrom. If you roast by body to a crisp it will explode as it's full of alcohol. You can have a nice drunk meaty feast. I'm not scared because that's not going to happen. *sip* You should be scared because there's a giant giant, blue duck billed platypus about to attack you. It's going to eat you and your marshmallows so you better work on that roar and be scared. Don't you dare spit in my fine wine. My wine business makes you're roar look weak in comparison and it's not hallucinogenic in any way, now stop talking to Darth Vader and face me like a dragon! Omrom you are painfully mistaken. I am the serial killer. I am not aligned with the scum or town. Why would I spell "neutral" out on Day 1 if I was aligned with the scum? But I want to help the town win. Who did that giant vote analysis yesterday? Oh yeah, me. The wiki also says that the town can't no lynch. But we can no lynch as that's what happened on day one. So the host hasn't copied the rules completely and there are deviations. I know what the wiki says but it's false. I can win with either side. Actually we would know because the game would be over. The town would have won and I would've won with you. *sip* No! Don't you understand? You can win with me. I'm literally like a second Vig. I'm a huge asset to the town and you're throwing me away. Do not lynch me. I can and will help you win.

Omrom! Omrom! Hey, Omrom! Omrom! Hey! OMROM! He was scum. I told you he was town in private because I was suspicious of you. I wanted to see what kind of reaction it would provoke. Only another scum would know his true allegiance. I'm not scared of you Omrom. I'll have all the wine I can and drown out your so called "woaw". Here's the thing. If you lynch me today the scum kill again tonight. (Either that or we have a trigger happy vig). That takes us down to four players. Keep me alive and I can help you catch scum to stop them winning. Now have some wine as a compensation for me killing your brothers.

*sip* *sip* *sip* Alright, lets clear things up. I am indeed the serial killer. I can win on either side. I also appear to have 5 sets of hands. I had as one shot kill immunity on the first night and a one shot role block on the first night. Then there's Covam. What can we say about Covam? Well we can say he was being chased by purple bunnies on bouncy hoppers but we can also say he was a raider. I was hoping with all my "what happens if a cannibal kills a cannibal" talk yesterday I could trip the scum up on what they were saying but alas that didn't happen. Then we have Torgam. Torgam came to me last night and asked me what Omrom was going on about at the end if the day. The post sounded forced. Like he was trying to probe as much information as he could. So I though he was scum. But he was not he was town. I'm sorry for killing two of your brothers Omrom. I really I am but you shouldn't lynch me. I want to win with the town and I want them to win. Both my kills so far were based off the suspicion that they were scum.

*sip* It appears my drunken state has clouded my judgement again. Im sorry Torgam! You are indeed correct. You were the first vote on Ellis. I will both you an Omrom a good belly rub.

Yes, you’re right. I’ve just read the Donner Book again and that makes sense. If Cannibal A was to target Cannibal B and Cannibal B targeted someone else then ONLY cannibal A would get the information on the alignment. So yeah it’s possible there was a cannibal among the missing last night. But if Cannibals A and B target one another and no other cannibal targets them then the the information about them and their targets is revealed to the town. Furthermore if we lynch a cannibal we not only learn their alignment, but also all of their victims’ alignments. So if we can get a cannibal today we might find out the alignments of one of the missing. Right now I’m torn between Torgam and Ima. Torgam for seemingly jumping on and off all the bandwagons yesterday and Ima for being of very little help yesterday and still not really explains her actionns. *sip* The more and more I think about it, and the more and more sips I take, the confrontation between Ima and Torgam feels staged. Ima votes for herself, Torgam unbolted Ellis and votes for her Ima because she “wants to maker her squeam”. Ima then unvotes herself and somehow that’s good enough for Torgam that’s it’s convinced her to unvote Ima and vote for someone else. Could I be reading too much into that interaction? Maybe. I don’t know. But it’s something I picked up on after looking at the votes again. Torgam has been more helpful than Ima so on that basis I’m going to Vote: Ima

*sip* Yay! Thanks for my new dress! Colin would have loved this. Here’s hoping I don’t spill any red wine on this one! I think this got a little garbled on my end. What I meant was Ellis voted for Ima even though he found Lully’s post suspicious. Not you. Sorry Omrom for confusing you. Allow me to offer you a bottle of Pinot Noir as an apology for the confusion.

*sip* Okay so if cannibals target one another their night kills and their own alignment is revealed to the town. Which means the cannibals didn't target each other last night. Which means everyone who went missing last night was town/raider right? On a separate note does anyone know why I have green hands?

*sip* *sip* *sip* Okay let's start with Ima. Who as I'm writing this appears to have 4 sets of eyes and a full beard. She votes for herself. It's a pretty useful vote and serves no purpose ither than drawing attention to herself for said vote. Then Martin notes for Quinn. Again another joke vote. Then Lilly votes for Ellis for attempting to twister her words and use them against her. Although I don't agree with it I think it's a fair accusation. Also Lully, you seem to have turned into an Olive tree. Why have you turned into an Olive tree lully? Have you been having some of my old wine? Then Nadia (please come back ) votes for Ruben for not being around. A prod vote if you will to get him to come on and say something. A fair vote in my mind. Then Fazit votes for Ima for her vote. Watch out Fazit, there's some slugs riding lawnmowers chasing you! Then Ellis votes for Ima for her vote seeming WIFOM-y. An accusation I agree with. Ellis also appears to have a small model of Hogwarts growing out of him. Ugh, I really have had too much to drink this time... Torgam, who appears to be being chased by some Orcs and Goblins on a Mercedes Benz A Class, now unvotes Ellis and votes for Ima. It feels a tad bandwagon-y. More so than the other votes for Ima and ai can't pinpoint why. I dunno. Maybe I'm being paranoid. *sip* Then Quinn votes for Ima. For the same reasons as Ellis. He also appears to have two heads, 4 legs and 27 brains. *sip* Then I vote for Ima. I felt Ima's vote for herself was odd anyway but after she (at that point) not come and on and said anything to follow it up felt she was the best choice of lynch. Then Omrom votes for Ellis. For jumping on the Ima bandwagon even though he found Lully's post suspicious. Then Ima finally replies. But does nothing to help her case or explain why she voted for herself other than "being silly". Torgam then unvotes Ima and votes for Ruben. I'm not entirely sure what Ima said that convinced Torgam she was not scummy but it is what it is. Torgam now unvotes Ruben and goes for Ellis. And finally Ruben throws a vote for Ellis. I feel out of all the votes yesterday Torgam and Ima stand out the most. Ima for her useless vote on herself and then her equally unhelpful explanation and the fact we never found out who she thought was scummy. And Torgam, it felt like she was just jumping bandwagons, trying to find one that would stick. I'm still not sure what Ima said that convinced Torgam not to vote for her. Well there we have it. Now I can see the Avengers tower? Didn't it get destroyed? Why are the Incredibles and the 7 Dwarfs chasing Torgam? I need another lie down. I agree with Martin that it's unusual for the Vig to strike on Night 1. They usually wait at least a day or so until they're completely sure they'll take out a scum.

*sip* *sip* *sip* *sip *sip* *sip* What in the actual hell? Three players down and their alignments not revealed? Ok since you’re all seeing this I’m assuming this isn’t me hallucinating but rather this is actually happeneing. Nadia! Why Nadia After this was all over were we’re going to go back to the Garden of Eden and share wine together We would’ve sat on the balcony sipping some Pinot Noir whilst we watched the sun set over the harbour. She told me to save some for her but I drank it all last night. It’s like losing Colin all over again. I’ll never forget the day that Volcano erupted. Colin I miss you So this Donner Party thing - from my understanding the cannibals or raiders as we call them can kill every night but the alignment of the person is revealed to them but hidden to the rest of us. Which means some people out there presumably know the allegiance of our four missing players. That setup does also align with three players going missing last night. But as Torgam pointed out, the town cannot no lynch. Which is exactly what happened yesterday. So I have my doubts as to whether this is the set up we are really playing. Also watch out Torgam. You’re being chased by a herd of Ewoks riding blue giraffes. Otherwise there could be some weird janitor work at play. Though I don’t think a janitor could target three people in one night right? I think I’m going to have a few more sips of Pinot Grigio and look back over yesterday.

*sip* Yes/no/maybe. I don't know. I think one of the pesky raiders might have spiked my drink. Is anyone else experiencing hallucinations? We all have to vote and I think we need a day one lynch. As someone once said Day One is building your fire and night one is lighting it... or something like that I think. Ima's odd vote has not helped anyone and hopefully this should prod her into saying something more useful. As I said earlier I don't think Lully's post was particularly suspicious. So for now I'm going to Vote: Ima Oh Colin used to like chocolate. Used to have it all the time as a snack with his red wine. I'd be up for some chocolate if you have any. I miss you Colin God speed my friend.

*sip* That's no moon it's a corn dog and then someone will say "it's too big to be a corn dog" and then we'll watch as the corn dog's tractor beam sucks us in to its vessels and then Scotty will beam us - no wait wrong franchise. There's too many science fiction franchises. There should just be one big multi verse with giant corn dogs and Romulans. Ima is voting for herself. Do I need another lie down or is this actually happening? She's being chased by green rabbits on pogo sticks so I can't be sure.

*sip* Okay I feel a little better now. I think. For what it's worth I don't think there was any mal intentions Lully's post. I don't think it was meant to be taken too seriously. But I think the reactions to her post could be more insightful. To answer her question, I don't think we can say for sure who the Raiders are not a lot has been said. Now why has the Death Star just appeared in the sky? Either my hangover still isn't over or we're living in the Star Wars universe. Ugh I definitely need another lie down now. Thought that didn't help last time. Regarding that brisket Reuben I would strongly recommend some Pinot Gris. Actually I think I might have some in the cellar. Let me go and look for you, some fresh air might make me feel better.

*sips water* Yes you're right. I must control my drinking habits. Growing up on the vineyard I was exposed to wine at a very young age. Me and Colin used to head out every day and pick as many black grapes as we could. Things have changed so much since that Volcano eruption. All of you are welcome to come down some time and make wine of your own. But you can! I can make some. Surely Dragons can have some form of beverage? What do Dragons like? Meats? Fish? Plants? Herbs? It's fine. I think it's stopped. No wait now it's a corn on the cob. No it's a burger. No it's a meat kebab. The foods out to trick us I tell ya! Right, I've got to have another lie down.

*sip* Yes! You can chase me. Just don't run too fast. Should get the blood flowing. The heart pumping. The muscles working. That works right? Let's all chase each other it can be like a conga line. *sip* Now that's a good call. We can have the BBQ but we just remain vigilant of one another and I concur you dragons are so damm cute . *sip* I like cakes. Nadia, why do you have two heads? Why is there a giant marshmallow above me telling me not eat yellow mud? Come on!! Someone else must be seeing all of this. Watch out Fazit! There's an army of sausages chasing you! Ugh I need a lie down...

*sip* Looks like we'll have to postpone that BBQ. Who would dare kill the townspeople. Let's catch those pesky raiders! Ugh I think I've had waaay to much to drink now. Is anyone else seeing stars? Just me? I miss you Colin

*takes a sip* I'm up for a race! But I'll have to eat afterwards. I don't know if I can run on a full stomach without getting a stitch. I'll provide one of the finest bottles of Yellow Tail for the winner. Now where shall we race too? The top of the Diamond Mountain in Lower Pomerania?

Yay! BBQs are the best. We can have chicken and beef skewers, burgers, hot dogs, salad, corn on the cob and steaks. How well done to people like their steaks?

Good choices. I shall inform the winery to start preparing them. If we can find a gap in the market for the wine it will sell well. Yes! All good now. I didn't have a bean in my pocket back then. Colin was still with me. A completely different time. And yes, a feast we must have! We have wine, macarons, a hog roast maybe even a BBQ. Who doesn't love a good BBQ?

Absolutely! I’d be happy with this agreement. Tell me which wines you would like and I’ll produce them at the finest quality. Yes please! A crate of wines are coming your way. I do like a good macaron. A good strawberry and cream macaron goes well with a glass of wine