Omrom

Oh! Oh! Oh! Tan baby dwagons pway??? Pweeeeeeeeeease!

Eh? We weawwy dotta det out of hewe!

Is pudgy not a compwiment fow cows? I fought it wudz. Soooooowwwwwwy! I fink you awe beautifow! Eviw but beautifow! Uncow Fazit kiwwed my namesake, yes I know, but I fink he wudz pwaying at da watew, not muwdewed by a knife-wiewding watew cow. Maybe I wemembew it wwong. Hey! Do we have Covimgamuwwy on dis ship? @Wuwwy damn it @Wuwwy @Wuwwy @Wuwwy Fwiggin' heww. WUWWY! We have to be extwa fewocious now if we'we to make it off dis ship awive! Whewe did Covam go? Why can't we find Towgam? We have to bandeded togeddewwwz now!

I fink we awe in dangew. Best to come up wif an edscape pwan but wets make suwe da pudgy cow dudn't heaw us.

Wuwwy! My big stwong sistew! I wub you! I've missed you! I'm so happy you'we hewe. We might not see any mowe evidence that you'we on da ship cudz you cost twewve dowwaws. But it's no nice to be talking to you! I feew wess awone now! And safe! You wiww pwotect me! I know you wiww!

Covam! You'we awive!!! Whewe have you been hiding? You wowwied me so much! I wub you bwuddew! I couldn't bawe it if anyfing did happened to you!!

It's so quiet! Whewe did evewybuddy go to?

Oh doodness! What a bwoodbaf!! I don't fink fings wook good fow me! Hewe awe da new Actions fwom da Twicktew: Scum kiww is compuwsive Compuwsive Vigiwante Hidden Bomb (any Action twiggews dis) Hidden PGO (dis is twiggewed by a kiww onwy) Hidden Sweepwawkow Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup Sowwies about aww da poop! We've been on dis ship fow five days now eating nuffing but mawshmawwows!

Weww, of couwse dey did, but wike I awweady saided, deiw kiww dat night was a anawchitz.

I'm back! Hewe awe today's wowes! Scum gets deiw factionaw kiww Scum gets a Bwockew Vigiwante * Investigatow * Framew / Taiwow * Jaiwkeepew Hunstman Watchew Trackew Ghouw Commutew Motion Detectow Baby Dwagon Bewwy Wub Baby Dwagon Mashmawwow Pawty

I wiww get da new wowes up in da next coupwe of houws!

Hooway! Fank you, miss pwetty cow wady! Fank you!

Mawshmawwows? Oh, I know my big bwuddew is vewy stwong and fiewce. I can be too, dough. Maybe I can hewp you woast dem?

Oooooh, we should teww spooky ghost stowies! I know of one whewe an eviw dwunk wady kiwwed a bunch of baby dwagons and ate dem!!

Oh, fank you! Finawwy, somebody gived me a mawshmawwow! Fank you! Fank you! Fank you! I have a vewy impowtant announcement fow evewyone, Omwomwomwomwom Omwomwomwomwom Deysh au bugwwifuww wwuwwweww wush wuwwow shweeesh wuww id da wuawashwawwy. Omwomwom Sowwy! I had mashmawwow stuck in my mouf! But, dat announcement should hewp evewyone! I wike hewping.