Jean Pelley

Every time I see this I expect it to be Lucille Bluth...

I'm confused. Is Patrick an NPC or not?

Thank you Daniel for joining us, and honestly the response to the wagon has been very heartening. I think that if Joshua really were town and had nothing of consequence to share, he'd have penaltied himself out of the game before, not after, he got hammered. But he isn't town so his best move is to try to trick us into thinking he is, all the way until he flips on the morning of day three. I'm not fooled.

I apologize for insulting your motivations and logic. We do need a lynch and fortunately the very scummy Joshua currently has the most votes. Please change your vote so we may achieve this lynch and come to tomorrow with the information rendered by his flip.

Daniel, you obviously want us to lynch either you or Vincent. That's not happening today just because of the numbers. Right now Joshua is on 5 while you are on 4. If you really think we are working together, why don't you help us lynch Joshua so we'll at least have one concrete answer in the new day? This smacks of fake concern. I don't like it, Fabien.

Honestly I’d prefer it if Aiden did. Thank you Lobachevsky, very cool! Bevasue he’s scum, duh

Daniel, we have read (except for Justin) and we have come to different conclusions. That is because humans are not perfectly logical thinkers and, even if we were, we evidently have different axioms when it comes to mafia than you do. And yeah @Aiden Leon get the fuck in here and tell us about Vincent’s PMs

Ah, well they'res your problem. I'm here to have a good time and laugh over some jokes and figure out who the scum are along the way. Imagine if David Beckham got on his toddlers' case over strategy during five-a-side in the back garden . Just stop it. You're harshing my mellow.

Yes, and I'll continue to say it. I'm not coordinating with Vincent or Aiden, I'm just sick of hearing about it. I think you're obsessive, and you're far less logical than you think you are. Less Spock and more Data when he learned to have emotions. What tip is this? This might be interesting. The lack of counterclaim is good enough for me so far, though it would be better (*cough* @Alex Howe *cough*) to have a little more info. Not today, thanks, I'd rather lynch Joshua. Robert wasn't a haughty asshole. Which is unfortunate for us now.

Duly noted. Would you like to vote for anyone then? It's called playing chicken, dude. And if you're so concerned about who may have received Vincent's CC, I have the following proposal: Daniel explicitly confirms that the sequence of messages from the second page of this thread is complete and accurate; Whoever Vincent copied the messages to: hands up and again confirm that the messages supplied by our tubist are complete and accurate. FFS, scum win games by lynching quiet people because they love to be scrutinized by everyone who's left. Of course. Why didn't I think of that? I'll just take my vote off you so you can sail happily into the sunset. If you were paying even the slightest bit of attention, if we believe Daniel is town then we can believe the following: How would Daniel get concrete information about Vincent if (a) he's not talked to anyone in PM besides Vincent and (b) his night action has nothing to do with Vincent? Which reminds me... @Alex Howe would you like to respond to Daniels stated night action? I know there's lots of text going around, but Joshua is singularly not paying attention while pretending to contribute. This sets him apart and makes me feel even more comfortable with my vote on him.

>thinks people who post concisely are town >does not post concisely >pikachu.jpg

I just find you really fucking annoying, that's all. I don't actually think you're scummy. Actually this is really interesting, because announcing confident townreads is Andrew's strategy. This is the first actually scummy thing I think you've said all game. Go the fuck ahead, see if I care.

You are unnecessarily splitting hairs in an attempt to feel superior. And I'm perfectly capable of sitting back and thinking without running my mouth in thread, and it was through that process I have come to the conclusion Joshua is scum. You jailed Alex. Therefore he is not the player who killed Remi in the night. No shit. Thanks for your insight, monsieur. Personally I find memes and youtube videos more amusing than self-righteous pamphlets. It's almost as if you're the one who got crucified.

Mon dieu, man, get off that high horse of yours. Engaging in extended shouting matches with members of the garrison is not helpful and I can hardly believe you'd be so full of yourself to think it is. Turns out it didn't take a rambling screed from Aiden and Trenton to convince you to reveal your target last night. Who da thunk? So do you have any suggestions as to who we should lynch today? Or are you going to continue stating the obvious, that Alex probably isn't the scum killer but it's still possible he's scum? Your vote for Aiden seems not to be going anywhere, so who would you vote for if not for Aiden? What? You assert Alex couldn't be a killer, Aiden points out he could actually be a vigilante, and you just say "you're wrong"? Aiden's comment is true. It's less likely that Alex is a vigilante than a scum-bum-chum who just didn't kill last night, but we can't just say he cannot be a vigilante.

I love you Daniel. No counterclaim here. Can you reveal who you targeted last night? Would you please consider voting for Joshua?