Joseph Finch

Avast! Arr ye saying being tired when you wake up IS helpful? Me gets more done when I’m not tired. And that’s why I doon’t sleep much - can’t be tired when you wake up if you arrn’t ever gone to sleep, there’s nothing to wake up from, since being tired comes from waking up, if that be making sense. Truly though, I prefer to let the machinations of at least one night take place before the castin of votes and decisionmaking and such - it’s far too likely we vote out a good and true pirate, especially in a limited crew like this, and everyone talks aboot ‘analyzing reactions’ and such boot I can’t be saying I’ve seen too much from the first day be helpful all later on and like in me uhh... previous occupations before coming aboard this fine vessel.

Random voting isn’t helpful, methinks. I never like making anyone walk the plank this early.

Blimey! Why do we all have the same faces? Is this some imperial trick to sow distrust... of ourselves? What’s a man to do it he can’t even trust his own face? Argg! I propose we pass around a bottle of rum and see who doesn’t drink. Everyone knows only true pirates drink rum - the imperials can’t stomach the stuff! Argg! BRING OUT THE RUM!

Arggg? Arggg! Avast!