A joke I just thought of :
So a man walks into a bar.
He askes someone who he thinks works here to get him a vodka.
"I am sorry. We don't serve drinks here."
The man askes, "Then why do you have a sign that says Bar?"
"It doesn't say bar",she continued,"It says bar company. You were so drunk that you thought it said bar."
Weird joke, thought of it in afew seconds.