Benjamin Franklin ~ Swashbuckler, Ladies' Man.
By day he poses as a mild-mannered inventor, printer, scientist, diplomat, and all-around genius.
But by night his true identity comes forth, as he raids, pillages, and womanizes his way from America to Europe and back again.
He's Benjamin Franklin, and he waxes his chest to be extra smooth for the ladies.
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PS: This was not the strangest custom Minifigure I've ever made, but it was the most fun to think about.