hewkii9

I spy copious amounts of dark brown in that tower.

Wearing only a two-foot long skirt, I'd reckon! Licentious! Ooh my. All this talk of naughty goings on... I think I'll return home for a while to compose my thoughts - as I've already voted, I doubt there's a manifold of ways I could add to the altercation at hand.

I'm going to have to remember to call you Sal at some point Just a thought - how funny would it be for Shadows to be the Mafia Godfather, playing a 13-year-old?

Yes a little too progressive indeed. By day two, she'll have us swigging open liquor, violating the municipal ban on Bermuda shorts, and all kinds of whathaveyou!

I am confident that if Susan is a townie, and if you are too, than you will be able to defend yourself successfully.

That's the spirit! In three months, I want someone to call me Christopher when I comment on someone's Coleslaw MOC. *hewkii9's simple dream*

I've been trying to work Mafstraw Manor references in where I can, but I suppose it's not the same

Thing is, voting to lynch Susan here will give us more results than just letting some townie die and not even attempting to get rid of a scum today - I've already mentioned one way that that happens. I love Twilight! Wait...

Lynching someone is strictly a state matter, matters of the church should not be brought into this.

Thing is, lynching someone is two things - theoretically legal given the circumstances, and the best thing we can do for the town. It will move the story of our lives forward, and it will give us a crack at the concrete evidence you say we need.

And something else - I do not believe there is any way for a Scum to know someone else's role during the first day.

A quick thought on the votes right now. Lois and Susan are voting for eachother. This means that they are not both scum. If Susan turns out to be a townie, Lois will be scrambling to prove her townie nature in some way, although it could go either way. If Susan turns out to be scum, Lois is proven innocent.

No! I have the colorful mental lexicon! My dilatory brother John is the one who eats my breakfast slaw. Who is this that wants drinks? To be perfectly candid, I wouldn't say no to a nice schappes right now.

No, don't discontinue your usage of variegated vocabulary! You flew, Louis. You aviated. And I would conclude that any man or woman, townie or scum, would vehemently deny mafia connections at this time, so that says little.

I find it intriguing, that the two who I have had reason to suspect are the two that the people are voting for...

At the moment, though, I feel that the legally efficient action, given the gravitas of the situation, would to be to Vote: Susan/brickme

I think the clamor of our intercourse has roused Susan from her afternoon nap prematurely.

Who are the cinema workers? As far as I am aware, we are the town of Stapleton. Regardless, the scum would be in our 21, and there were all 21 of us in that picture. It is evident that the crime was committed while I enjoyed my lunch slaw.

Well it is very simple. there are 21 of us in town and 21 in the picture, so we cannot presume someone is scum based on their absence from the photograph. However, if any unusual pairings-up are noted, that may be something of note.

Well this is downright reprehensible. I see 21 people in that picture - we can't deduce anything from that, but maybe who's talking to who.. One legal note - the scum are acting like animals. Now, as you may know, the lynching of a wild animal is legal within the limits of Stapleton, I'll have you all know.

I think it's a cooks' in-joke. Like when people say 'sling hash'. I highly doubt that they are actually throwing cannabis at eachother, as that is both projectile assault and possession/aerial transference of cannabis products, both of which are illegal within the town of Stapleton. But comedy aside, [though I did minor in physical comedy at the University of Stapleton, back in my Alpha Epsilon Circa days] we need to reach some sort of a conclusion as to a vote today.

How did Stapleton help you back in Vermont? You said all you did was say no, and you've never made evident how you came to Stapleton. To be quite honest, you may wish to keep your story straight. And, I may add, unauthorized municipal munificent aid of a minor is illegal within Stapleton, so it couldn't be that someone paid the mob off [which is highly unlikely on its own].

Those who fiddle-faddle [another big word, mind you, Lois!] on about the robbery, rather than attempt to actually figure out who the local scum are, those people don't inspire much trust. We have literally no way of figuring out who committed the robbery unless someone out-and-out confesses. We need to deduce the identities of the scum through simple logic and what we have said here. Governor, I'm sorry for haranguing the town with the innards of my refrigerator. Never again. thehinttobreakfastcoleslawischocolatechips

I prepared some breakfast coleslaw while you were on the early shift, though, you can have that if you'd like.

And may you not take my pastrami out of the refrigerator.