I'm a twelve-and-a-half-year-old American kid who practices building with LEGO bricks as an important hobby and a serious art form.
This looks like a job for the drama llama!
SP III Officer: KRANXX YOU DIPSTICK YOU THAT'S THE 15TH 620 M. PER SEC. LIMIT YOU BROKE TODAY!
Kranxx: Groovy. /Throttle
SP III Officer: STAWP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
Skull Twins: We got company.
SP III Offiver: Pull over!
Skull Twins: Noe!
/Skull Twins careen off cliff in high-powered hover-musclecar
/SP III Officer approaches edge of cliff
SP III Officer: Deep down, they were good boys. There will *sniff* never be another two like them. Their hearts were good-intentioned and their soul was pure. *sob*
Skull Twin 1: 'Sup.
SP III Officer: SKULL TWIN 2!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Skull Twin 2: No, I'm Skull Twin 2. Foo'.
SP III Officer: /RAGE
FUN FACT: It is actually a fact that in Galaxy City, eradicating the innocence in childrens' lives, whether alien or not, by either encouraging outlaw acts or explaining the cruel truths and existances (past or existing) of life such as crime, drug use, music with explicit lyrics, pimps, sex, tattoos, swearing, alcohol, rape, setting fire to stuff, assassinations, world wars, bloody horror movies, street racing, the seven deadly sins, death, pain, whatnot and all that fun stuff is one of the highest crimes punishable by even, though rarely, life in jail without possibility of early parole.