Excellent work, @Eggyslav! I'm glad we had the same basic idea for the Little Witch. Anyway:
"Heheheheh...lost your way, little one?"
Don't go into the crusty barn on the hill, kids. It's said that it's haunted, by the spirit of the farm's former owner. Legend says that he hated kids, so much so he put on a raggedy scarecrow suit, and had some fun scaring the little ones who dared to step on his lawn. Until the fateful day when the kids decided they had had enough, and gave him a taste of his own medicine. They say he died of fright that day, only to come back, as a more twisted version of the tattered terror he used to wear. It's said that no kid who trespasses on the Evil Scarecrow's property ever returns. But hey, that's just a legend...right?
"Stand back, Pauline. You don't want to get a whiff of these exhaust vapors!"
For the Jetpack Guy, the sky is no longer the limit. With an astounding new device capable of making a man fly, he's amassed a gigantic following for his astounding aerial performances. Of course, he wasn't exactly a pariah before he got the jetpack; all his life the Jetpack Guy has been followed by an aura of masculinity, handsomeness, and eternally-clean clothes. For some reason, he's never seen without the jetpack on; though most think it's to protect his image, the truth is it's just a massive pain to take off.
"WOO-HOO! Who's the best? I AM!!"
For the Motocross Racer, EVERYTHING is a competition. After practicing her trademark quintuple-flip on the track, it's a race to get home, a quest to find the greatest bargain at the supermarket, and a blood match to beat her friend at video games. You might think this would be extremely annoying, but you'd be wrong. Sure, it might be a little irritating, but she puts so much energy and positivity into everything she does, it's hard to stay mad at her for long. And, no matter how inflated her ego may be, she always takes time to have some fun with her fans--usually by an autograph signing contest.
"BEEP. BEEP. ROBOT NOISES."
Built on a space station orbiting the gas giant Jupiter, the Retro Robot has a device or gizmo ready for any contingency. Computer trouble? He's got a connector probe. Invading Insectoids? Bug spray is in the storage compartment. Locked out of the airlock? Just call his distress communicator. Sadly, they stuffed so much tech in him that the Retro Robot barely has room for a brain. Unless someone tells him what to do, chances are you'l find the Retro Robot aimlessly wandering and making beeping noises.
"For the trees!"
The Elf Soldier is a stern, steadfast guardian of the forest. With his mighty golden spear and gem shield, he and his compatriots have routed dozens of threats against the Elflands. Some may think the idea of an Elf Soldier--a warrior from a generally peaceful race-- as a bit paradoxical, but no one can doubt the prowess and might of this great fighter.